Ch. 4 - Mario and Luigi Embark on Pointlessful Questness
Mario and Luigi fly on their fly-ing Creme Saver and Post-It note.
Mario: *sees Bowser* Bowser! *immediately goes into battle* Battle!
~Battle begins!~
Mario: Check out may battle dance in all its glory!
Bowser:... Hurry up!!
Mario: No! Cha Cha!
Bowser: ...
Mario: Oh alright!
Mario jumps on Bowser.
Jason: Kill her mommy... Kill her! Don't let her get away!
Bowser: PUPPY NO!!!
HAHAHA! (inside joke)
Toad: STOP! Mario, do you remember your action commands?
Mario: Yes, thanks, I just performed one.
Toad: Kay then.
Bowser: *flames Mario*
Mario: *dodges*
Toad: Mario! Have you forgotten your action commands?
Mario: Um... I just dodged it so...
Toad: Well I'll teach you! *begins singing a song about dodging*
Mario: TOAD! I'm fine.
Toad: Darnit...
Mario eventually beats Bowser.
~Battle ends~
Bowser: Urk! Blaargh! E.T. phone home!
Peach: $@#^%$#!@#$%@#$%@%&@!!
Sound effects guy: BLAM BAM BOOOOM!
Bowser: ACK! Mario! Do something super!
Peach: @#^%@$#^@%$!@#@$^%$&^%&#@#$^@#$@%&(*&^($^&@!!!
Sound effects guy: BAM BAM BAM KABLAAM!
Mario: *turns to Peach* We shall find the Cat who got your tongue!
Cat: Meow!
Mario: GASP! *tugs on cat's tongue*
Cat: REOWR!
Luigi: My spider senses tell me that's not Peach's tongue...
Mario: Ah...
Cat: Meow... *runs off*
*At Fawful and Cackletta's Notsosecret Hideout*
Cat: (same) Hello my master and mistress! I have Princess Peach's Tongue!
Cackletta: Kitty Good!
Budgiezilla442: AHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!
Cackletta: With this tongue, pimple stickers, and this Mickey Mouse souvenir form Disneyland, I now have all the arts-and-crafts materials I need to take over the earth!
Fawful: All earth's inhabitants will be as a sleeping tourist is under an African sparrow's plummeting coconuts!
Cackletta: Right you are, my Underling Pet! *strokes Fawful's nonexistant feathers*
Fawful: Purrrrrrr......
Cat: That's my line...
*Back with Mario*
Toad: *takes Mario to a plaza* You better warm up here.
Mario: Toad. I'm fine. Seriously.
Homestar Runner: Sewiouswly, you guys.
Toad: GO WARM UP!!!
Mario: O... K... *sees mushroom* Oo! Mushroom!
Some Toad: Oh! My mushroom!
Mario: NO. It's MINE.
Some Toad: Geez... Keep it.
Mario: Muahahahahaha!! :)
*a Toad comes running up*
The Toad That Came Running Up: My Precioussss... IT LEFT ME! Oh precioussss...
Mario: OK, I'll find it for you. If'n yer willin' ter pai!
The Toad That Came Running Up: Anything for the Preciousssss...
Mario: So what'll it be?
The Toad That Came Running Up: Hm... It will be a 1-Up mushroom for the Preciousss.
Mario: Screw it! That's gay!
The Toad That Came Running Up: GOLLUM!
Mario spies some Koopa guy.
Koopa: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!
Mario: With who?
Koopa: Bowser!
Mario: O_o You mean you're dating Bowser?
Koopa: ...Yes.
Mario: Wonderful...
Koopa: Well anyway, have you seen him?
Mario: He went This Way.
Koopa: Thanks! *runs off in some random direction*
Mario: Sucker... *goes Thatta Way*
Luigi: *hops*
Sound effects guy: Boing Boing Boing!
Toadsworth: MASTER MARIO!
Mario: Oh what now?!
Toadsworth: Have this case just in suitcase you need it!
Mario: Kay...
Luigi: *hops in case* Oo... Room-eh!
Bowser: MARIO! GET ON BOARD bNOW!/b
Mario: *gets on wooden board* I got my board, now what do I do?
Bowser: *rolls eyes* *yanks Mario up* So do you like it? Pretty spiffy, eh?
Mario: *hops*
Sound effects guy: Boing Boing!
Bowser: Kay... Hey you, green guy! Come on!
Luigi: Cool, I can come for once!
Koopas come.
Luigi: Wait...
Bowser: What?!
Luigi: Those guys are coming, too?
Bowser: Well, yeah. They're my Henchmen.
Luigi: AHH! THE MIDGETS WILL SUCK MY BLOOD!
Bowser: Someone's been watching way too may horror movies.
Mario: Really? Who?
Bowser: -.-;;; *yanks Luigi up & throws him in cargo* WHERE ARE MY HENCHMEN?!
Koopa: Right here, master. MARIO YOU LIAR
Mario: :) Muahahahaha...
Mario and Luigi fly on their fly-ing Creme Saver and Post-It note.
Mario: *sees Bowser* Bowser! *immediately goes into battle* Battle!
~Battle begins!~
Mario: Check out may battle dance in all its glory!
Bowser:... Hurry up!!
Mario: No! Cha Cha!
Bowser: ...
Mario: Oh alright!
Mario jumps on Bowser.
Jason: Kill her mommy... Kill her! Don't let her get away!
Bowser: PUPPY NO!!!
HAHAHA! (inside joke)
Toad: STOP! Mario, do you remember your action commands?
Mario: Yes, thanks, I just performed one.
Toad: Kay then.
Bowser: *flames Mario*
Mario: *dodges*
Toad: Mario! Have you forgotten your action commands?
Mario: Um... I just dodged it so...
Toad: Well I'll teach you! *begins singing a song about dodging*
Mario: TOAD! I'm fine.
Toad: Darnit...
Mario eventually beats Bowser.
~Battle ends~
Bowser: Urk! Blaargh! E.T. phone home!
Peach: $@#^%$#!@#$%@#$%@%&@!!
Sound effects guy: BLAM BAM BOOOOM!
Bowser: ACK! Mario! Do something super!
Peach: @#^%@$#^@%$!@#@$^%$&^%&#@#$^@#$@%&(*&^($^&@!!!
Sound effects guy: BAM BAM BAM KABLAAM!
Mario: *turns to Peach* We shall find the Cat who got your tongue!
Cat: Meow!
Mario: GASP! *tugs on cat's tongue*
Cat: REOWR!
Luigi: My spider senses tell me that's not Peach's tongue...
Mario: Ah...
Cat: Meow... *runs off*
*At Fawful and Cackletta's Notsosecret Hideout*
Cat: (same) Hello my master and mistress! I have Princess Peach's Tongue!
Cackletta: Kitty Good!
Budgiezilla442: AHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!
Cackletta: With this tongue, pimple stickers, and this Mickey Mouse souvenir form Disneyland, I now have all the arts-and-crafts materials I need to take over the earth!
Fawful: All earth's inhabitants will be as a sleeping tourist is under an African sparrow's plummeting coconuts!
Cackletta: Right you are, my Underling Pet! *strokes Fawful's nonexistant feathers*
Fawful: Purrrrrrr......
Cat: That's my line...
*Back with Mario*
Toad: *takes Mario to a plaza* You better warm up here.
Mario: Toad. I'm fine. Seriously.
Homestar Runner: Sewiouswly, you guys.
Toad: GO WARM UP!!!
Mario: O... K... *sees mushroom* Oo! Mushroom!
Some Toad: Oh! My mushroom!
Mario: NO. It's MINE.
Some Toad: Geez... Keep it.
Mario: Muahahahahaha!! :)
*a Toad comes running up*
The Toad That Came Running Up: My Precioussss... IT LEFT ME! Oh precioussss...
Mario: OK, I'll find it for you. If'n yer willin' ter pai!
The Toad That Came Running Up: Anything for the Preciousssss...
Mario: So what'll it be?
The Toad That Came Running Up: Hm... It will be a 1-Up mushroom for the Preciousss.
Mario: Screw it! That's gay!
The Toad That Came Running Up: GOLLUM!
Mario spies some Koopa guy.
Koopa: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!
Mario: With who?
Koopa: Bowser!
Mario: O_o You mean you're dating Bowser?
Koopa: ...Yes.
Mario: Wonderful...
Koopa: Well anyway, have you seen him?
Mario: He went This Way.
Koopa: Thanks! *runs off in some random direction*
Mario: Sucker... *goes Thatta Way*
Luigi: *hops*
Sound effects guy: Boing Boing Boing!
Toadsworth: MASTER MARIO!
Mario: Oh what now?!
Toadsworth: Have this case just in suitcase you need it!
Mario: Kay...
Luigi: *hops in case* Oo... Room-eh!
Bowser: MARIO! GET ON BOARD bNOW!/b
Mario: *gets on wooden board* I got my board, now what do I do?
Bowser: *rolls eyes* *yanks Mario up* So do you like it? Pretty spiffy, eh?
Mario: *hops*
Sound effects guy: Boing Boing!
Bowser: Kay... Hey you, green guy! Come on!
Luigi: Cool, I can come for once!
Koopas come.
Luigi: Wait...
Bowser: What?!
Luigi: Those guys are coming, too?
Bowser: Well, yeah. They're my Henchmen.
Luigi: AHH! THE MIDGETS WILL SUCK MY BLOOD!
Bowser: Someone's been watching way too may horror movies.
Mario: Really? Who?
Bowser: -.-;;; *yanks Luigi up & throws him in cargo* WHERE ARE MY HENCHMEN?!
Koopa: Right here, master. MARIO YOU LIAR
Mario: :) Muahahahaha...
