Ch. 4 - Mario and Luigi Embark on Pointlessful Questness



Mario and Luigi fly on their fly-ing Creme Saver and Post-It note.

Mario: *sees Bowser* Bowser! *immediately goes into battle* Battle!

~Battle begins!~

Mario: Check out may battle dance in all its glory!

Bowser:... Hurry up!!

Mario: No! Cha Cha!

Bowser: ...

Mario: Oh alright!

Mario jumps on Bowser.

Jason: Kill her mommy... Kill her! Don't let her get away!

Bowser: PUPPY NO!!!

HAHAHA! (inside joke)

Toad: STOP! Mario, do you remember your action commands?

Mario: Yes, thanks, I just performed one.

Toad: Kay then.

Bowser: *flames Mario*

Mario: *dodges*

Toad: Mario! Have you forgotten your action commands?

Mario: Um... I just dodged it so...

Toad: Well I'll teach you! *begins singing a song about dodging*

Mario: TOAD! I'm fine.

Toad: Darnit...

Mario eventually beats Bowser.

~Battle ends~

Bowser: Urk! Blaargh! E.T. phone home!

Peach: $@#^%$#!@#$%@#$%@%&@!!

Sound effects guy: BLAM BAM BOOOOM!

Bowser: ACK! Mario! Do something super!

Peach: @#^%@$#^@%$!@#@$^%$&^%&#@#$^@#$@%&(*&^($^&@!!!

Sound effects guy: BAM BAM BAM KABLAAM!

Mario: *turns to Peach* We shall find the Cat who got your tongue!

Cat: Meow!

Mario: GASP! *tugs on cat's tongue*

Cat: REOWR!

Luigi: My spider senses tell me that's not Peach's tongue...

Mario: Ah...

Cat: Meow... *runs off*

*At Fawful and Cackletta's Notsosecret Hideout*

Cat: (same) Hello my master and mistress! I have Princess Peach's Tongue!

Cackletta: Kitty Good!

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Cackletta: With this tongue, pimple stickers, and this Mickey Mouse souvenir form Disneyland, I now have all the arts-and-crafts materials I need to take over the earth!

Fawful: All earth's inhabitants will be as a sleeping tourist is under an African sparrow's plummeting coconuts!

Cackletta: Right you are, my Underling Pet! *strokes Fawful's nonexistant feathers*

Fawful: Purrrrrrr......

Cat: That's my line...

*Back with Mario*

Toad: *takes Mario to a plaza* You better warm up here.

Mario: Toad. I'm fine. Seriously.

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Toad: GO WARM UP!!!

Mario: O... K... *sees mushroom* Oo! Mushroom!

Some Toad: Oh! My mushroom!

Mario: NO. It's MINE.

Some Toad: Geez... Keep it.

Mario: Muahahahahaha!! :)

*a Toad comes running up*

The Toad That Came Running Up: My Precioussss... IT LEFT ME! Oh precioussss...

Mario: OK, I'll find it for you. If'n yer willin' ter pai!

The Toad That Came Running Up: Anything for the Preciousssss...

Mario: So what'll it be?

The Toad That Came Running Up: Hm... It will be a 1-Up mushroom for the Preciousss.

Mario: Screw it! That's gay!

The Toad That Came Running Up: GOLLUM!

Mario spies some Koopa guy.

Koopa: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!

Mario: With who?

Koopa: Bowser!

Mario: O_o You mean you're dating Bowser?

Koopa: ...Yes.

Mario: Wonderful...

Koopa: Well anyway, have you seen him?

Mario: He went This Way.

Koopa: Thanks! *runs off in some random direction*

Mario: Sucker... *goes Thatta Way*

Luigi: *hops*

Sound effects guy: Boing Boing Boing!

Toadsworth: MASTER MARIO!

Mario: Oh what now?!

Toadsworth: Have this case just in suitcase you need it!

Mario: Kay...

Luigi: *hops in case* Oo... Room-eh!

Bowser: MARIO! GET ON BOARD bNOW!/b

Mario: *gets on wooden board* I got my board, now what do I do?

Bowser: *rolls eyes* *yanks Mario up* So do you like it? Pretty spiffy, eh?

Mario: *hops*

Sound effects guy: Boing Boing!

Bowser: Kay... Hey you, green guy! Come on!

Luigi: Cool, I can come for once!

Koopas come.

Luigi: Wait...

Bowser: What?!

Luigi: Those guys are coming, too?

Bowser: Well, yeah. They're my Henchmen.

Luigi: AHH! THE MIDGETS WILL SUCK MY BLOOD!

Bowser: Someone's been watching way too may horror movies.

Mario: Really? Who?

Bowser: -.-;;; *yanks Luigi up & throws him in cargo* WHERE ARE MY HENCHMEN?!

Koopa: Right here, master. MARIO YOU LIAR

Mario: :) Muahahahaha...