Remarital Bliss
A little ditty to add to the craziness of 'Marital Bliss' in honour of Valentine's Day. You'll probably want to have read that first. I think I'll make this a few chapters, so that's why I'm starting it now. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I d-don't ow-wn S-S-Stargate! *author breaks down into unintelligible sobs*
Season: I don't know. You can pick your favorite. I will have Sam as a major in this one. Ooh, maybe I'll put Jonas in it. I haven't written for him yet.
Spoilers: none
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Jack, Teal'c, and Jonas walked down the hallway in their civvies.
"Man," Jack shook his head. "The past three weeks in the jungles of Trebala. This downtime couldn't have come at a better time. I swear, if I hear one more person call my name before I get out of here . . ."
*Colonel O'Neill, please report to the briefing room. Colonel O'Neill to the briefing room.*
"This is not happening! This is so not happening! You know what? I don't care. In two minutes I can be completely out the door."
"I do not believe that would be wise, O'Neill."
"Yeah, come on, we'll even go with you," Jonas offered.
Jack gave a groan, then turned around and retraced his steps with his friends.
"Oh, wait. Let me go grab my notebook from my office. I'll join you in a minute," Jonas said as he started back down the hallway."
"Fine, but if you're not back here in five . . ." Jack opened the door. ". . . Oh whoa!" Quickly he backed into Teal'c, trying to close the door and escape, but Teal'c remained firm behind him.
"O'Neill, you must enter," Teal'c hissed in his ear gripping Jack's collar.
"All right. All right."
He took a deep breath and straightened his clothes.
*A husband's got to do what a husband's got to do.*
Taking off his jacket and throwing it on the nearest chair, Jack nodded hello to the general then walked over to Sam, wrapped his arms around her, and gave her a jaw-dropping kiss.
The sound of high squeaky noises finally drew their attention. They came up for air to see Jonas standing in the doorway, papers falling from his slack arms.
"I don't think I can move."
"Now, now Jonas, don't you want to meet our good friends Koshan and Kalara?"
Koshan just beamed as he put an arm around the general and gave a mighty squeeze.
"What love!"
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Sam and Jack walked down the SGC corridors receiving strange looks.
"Hey, what are you lookin' at!" Jack glowered.
The young SF scampered farther ahead throwing scared glances over his shoulder.
"Sir, it might have something to do with my lipstick all over your face."
"Wait a minute, aren't we supposed to have a baby by now?"
The SF tripped to the floor.
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I don't know. Do you want me to continue or should I just leave well enough alone? I thought it would be funny having them carry their pretend marriage into the SGC. The next chapter should be funnier. I just needed to get warmed up to the story. Hope you enjoyed! Please review and let me know. Thanks guys!
A little ditty to add to the craziness of 'Marital Bliss' in honour of Valentine's Day. You'll probably want to have read that first. I think I'll make this a few chapters, so that's why I'm starting it now. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I d-don't ow-wn S-S-Stargate! *author breaks down into unintelligible sobs*
Season: I don't know. You can pick your favorite. I will have Sam as a major in this one. Ooh, maybe I'll put Jonas in it. I haven't written for him yet.
Spoilers: none
* * *
Jack, Teal'c, and Jonas walked down the hallway in their civvies.
"Man," Jack shook his head. "The past three weeks in the jungles of Trebala. This downtime couldn't have come at a better time. I swear, if I hear one more person call my name before I get out of here . . ."
*Colonel O'Neill, please report to the briefing room. Colonel O'Neill to the briefing room.*
"This is not happening! This is so not happening! You know what? I don't care. In two minutes I can be completely out the door."
"I do not believe that would be wise, O'Neill."
"Yeah, come on, we'll even go with you," Jonas offered.
Jack gave a groan, then turned around and retraced his steps with his friends.
"Oh, wait. Let me go grab my notebook from my office. I'll join you in a minute," Jonas said as he started back down the hallway."
"Fine, but if you're not back here in five . . ." Jack opened the door. ". . . Oh whoa!" Quickly he backed into Teal'c, trying to close the door and escape, but Teal'c remained firm behind him.
"O'Neill, you must enter," Teal'c hissed in his ear gripping Jack's collar.
"All right. All right."
He took a deep breath and straightened his clothes.
*A husband's got to do what a husband's got to do.*
Taking off his jacket and throwing it on the nearest chair, Jack nodded hello to the general then walked over to Sam, wrapped his arms around her, and gave her a jaw-dropping kiss.
The sound of high squeaky noises finally drew their attention. They came up for air to see Jonas standing in the doorway, papers falling from his slack arms.
"I don't think I can move."
"Now, now Jonas, don't you want to meet our good friends Koshan and Kalara?"
Koshan just beamed as he put an arm around the general and gave a mighty squeeze.
"What love!"
* * *
Sam and Jack walked down the SGC corridors receiving strange looks.
"Hey, what are you lookin' at!" Jack glowered.
The young SF scampered farther ahead throwing scared glances over his shoulder.
"Sir, it might have something to do with my lipstick all over your face."
"Wait a minute, aren't we supposed to have a baby by now?"
The SF tripped to the floor.
* * *
I don't know. Do you want me to continue or should I just leave well enough alone? I thought it would be funny having them carry their pretend marriage into the SGC. The next chapter should be funnier. I just needed to get warmed up to the story. Hope you enjoyed! Please review and let me know. Thanks guys!
