Ch. 5 - Koopa's Love Affair with a Pinch Crane O_o

Mario and Luigi are thrown into cargo.

Mario: Well, this is fabulous.

Luigi: Yep... hey, let's go see what those Koopa Loopa guys are doing!

Koopas: Koopa Loopa Loopity Doo! *go in bathroom and make chocolate*

Mario: I've... changed my mind. I... don't... want to know... o_o

Koopas: *see bros*

Koopa: ...

Another Koopa: ...

Yet Another Koopa: ...

Some Koopa: ...

Some Other Koopa: ...

Mario: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY HERE?!

Another Koopa: Yeah, you may not know this, but J. Lo. dumped P. Diddy! After a relationship of FIVE MINUTES!!!!

Other Koopas: GASP!

Some other Koopa: After all they've been through!!

Mario and Luigi: o_o;;;;;;;

Luigi: Can I be scared now?

Mario and Luigi walk into the next room.

Camera Koopa: Hey, you two, lemme see your passports!

Mario and Luigi show them to him.

Camera Koopa: Hey, waita sec... *steps all over passports*

Mario: Get off!!

Camera Koopa: You guys don't have any photos!

Mario: And?

Camera Koopa: *immediately takes photos*

Luigi: MY PHOTO!

Mario: *looks at em* These are HORRIBLE!

Luigi: Oh well... Next room!

They go into the next room.

Luigi: Oh look a barrel! There's something important looking about it... I wanta touch it!

Barrel goes flying.

Barrel: WEEEEEE!!!

Luigi: Oopie...

Koopa: *chases Goomba around* *catches him* You're it! NO tagbacks, NO erasies, NO do-overs, and the whole ship is home base!!!

Mario: This place is really beginning to freak me out.

Luigi: Same... Oo! Nail buffer!

Mario: O_o;;;

Luigi: Yay! Another room!

Some Koopa: Hitting that block thur activates the pinch crane. I call it Mr. Pinch. Don't ask me why.

Mario: WHY!

Some Koopa: ...

Other Koopa: Huh? Buh? Duh?

Homestar Runner: FUH!

Luigi: OO! BLOCK! *hits it*

The crane comes down and grabs Luigi.

Some Koopa: NOOO! MR. PINCH! HOW COULD YOU?!?! *sniff* ...I thought what we had was SPECIAAAAAAL!!!!

Mario and Luigi: 0_0;;;

Other Koopa: Muh..

Mario: Hey, Luigi, you can be our lookout!

Luigi: Yay! Someone finally has a USE for me! I am USEFUL!!!

A moment passes.

Luigi: @o@ WHOA!

Bowser: !.! What!

Cackletta shows up.

Cackletta: Eeyahhehyameh! In my magical John of Doom, who ever thought you'd catch up?

Guy: Ketchup! I did!

...Kay...

Fawful: I am Fawful!

Mario: e_e yes, we know..

Fawful: Idiots of foolishnessess! You will all be like Cackletta's Ding Dong cupcake when we eat our pencil sharpeners of doooom!!

What???

*BATTLE OPENS*

Luigi jumps on Fawful.

Fawful: Gah! You ice rink rat!

Bowser: *crawls a direction and ends up on the other side of the screen*

Luigi: How'd you do that?!

Bowser: Ask the gods at Nintendo.

Guys at Nintendo: NEVER! NEVER EVER EVER WILL WE TELL!

Bowser: Yeah...

Fawful: GO GO GADGET! *fires little thingys at Mario and Luigi*

Luigi: *gets one splattered on him*

Luigi: AAHHH!!!

Mario: What IS that stuff?!

Luigi: *licks it* MUSTARD!! AAAAHHHH!!!

Mario jumps on Fawful. A nickel flies out of his pocket.

Luigi: NICKEL! *grabs it*

Fawful: *tragedy music plays* PHIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!

Luigi: My nickel!!!

Fawful: I HAVE FRACTIONS!

Teacher: Let's sing the Fraction song!

Kids: e_e

Fawful: Gah... *sucks them up* Anyway... I HAVE FEET!

Mario: OH there they are... haha... they're small...

Luigi cracks up.

Mario: LITTLE FOOTED!

Budgiezilla442: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *rolls on floor*

Fawful: AND COWARDNESSMENT!

Fawful blows up the ship and flies off. The thing goes plummeting and stuff.

A Koopa Guy: Yay! And I'm gonna go get one of my ribs removed!

Dell Kid: You're DISGUSTING!

Budgiezilla442: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! BWHaHAHAHAHAHH WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *rolls down a hill* KITTY OW! .... AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Ford Dude: DELL KID!

Dell Kid: FORD DUDE!

Budgiezilla442: CRAP! I really should end this...

*thinks for a sec*

Budgiezilla442: Nah. I like to freak you people out!

Dell Kid and Ford Dude make out as they roll around in the grass.

Luigi: *___*

Mario: I think I'm gonna puke...

Stay tuned for another dEmEnTeD chapter of... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CARDBOARD MARIO!!!