Ch. 5 - Koopa's Love Affair with a Pinch Crane O_o
Mario and Luigi are thrown into cargo.
Mario: Well, this is fabulous.
Luigi: Yep... hey, let's go see what those Koopa Loopa guys are doing!
Koopas: Koopa Loopa Loopity Doo! *go in bathroom and make chocolate*
Mario: I've... changed my mind. I... don't... want to know... o_o
Koopas: *see bros*
Koopa: ...
Another Koopa: ...
Yet Another Koopa: ...
Some Koopa: ...
Some Other Koopa: ...
Mario: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY HERE?!
Another Koopa: Yeah, you may not know this, but J. Lo. dumped P. Diddy! After a relationship of FIVE MINUTES!!!!
Other Koopas: GASP!
Some other Koopa: After all they've been through!!
Mario and Luigi: o_o;;;;;;;
Luigi: Can I be scared now?
Mario and Luigi walk into the next room.
Camera Koopa: Hey, you two, lemme see your passports!
Mario and Luigi show them to him.
Camera Koopa: Hey, waita sec... *steps all over passports*
Mario: Get off!!
Camera Koopa: You guys don't have any photos!
Mario: And?
Camera Koopa: *immediately takes photos*
Luigi: MY PHOTO!
Mario: *looks at em* These are HORRIBLE!
Luigi: Oh well... Next room!
They go into the next room.
Luigi: Oh look a barrel! There's something important looking about it... I wanta touch it!
Barrel goes flying.
Barrel: WEEEEEE!!!
Luigi: Oopie...
Koopa: *chases Goomba around* *catches him* You're it! NO tagbacks, NO erasies, NO do-overs, and the whole ship is home base!!!
Mario: This place is really beginning to freak me out.
Luigi: Same... Oo! Nail buffer!
Mario: O_o;;;
Luigi: Yay! Another room!
Some Koopa: Hitting that block thur activates the pinch crane. I call it Mr. Pinch. Don't ask me why.
Mario: WHY!
Some Koopa: ...
Other Koopa: Huh? Buh? Duh?
Homestar Runner: FUH!
Luigi: OO! BLOCK! *hits it*
The crane comes down and grabs Luigi.
Some Koopa: NOOO! MR. PINCH! HOW COULD YOU?!?! *sniff* ...I thought what we had was SPECIAAAAAAL!!!!
Mario and Luigi: 0_0;;;
Other Koopa: Muh..
Mario: Hey, Luigi, you can be our lookout!
Luigi: Yay! Someone finally has a USE for me! I am USEFUL!!!
A moment passes.
Luigi: @o@ WHOA!
Bowser: !.! What!
Cackletta shows up.
Cackletta: Eeyahhehyameh! In my magical John of Doom, who ever thought you'd catch up?
Guy: Ketchup! I did!
...Kay...
Fawful: I am Fawful!
Mario: e_e yes, we know..
Fawful: Idiots of foolishnessess! You will all be like Cackletta's Ding Dong cupcake when we eat our pencil sharpeners of doooom!!
What???
*BATTLE OPENS*
Luigi jumps on Fawful.
Fawful: Gah! You ice rink rat!
Bowser: *crawls a direction and ends up on the other side of the screen*
Luigi: How'd you do that?!
Bowser: Ask the gods at Nintendo.
Guys at Nintendo: NEVER! NEVER EVER EVER WILL WE TELL!
Bowser: Yeah...
Fawful: GO GO GADGET! *fires little thingys at Mario and Luigi*
Luigi: *gets one splattered on him*
Luigi: AAHHH!!!
Mario: What IS that stuff?!
Luigi: *licks it* MUSTARD!! AAAAHHHH!!!
Mario jumps on Fawful. A nickel flies out of his pocket.
Luigi: NICKEL! *grabs it*
Fawful: *tragedy music plays* PHIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!
Luigi: My nickel!!!
Fawful: I HAVE FRACTIONS!
Teacher: Let's sing the Fraction song!
Kids: e_e
Fawful: Gah... *sucks them up* Anyway... I HAVE FEET!
Mario: OH there they are... haha... they're small...
Luigi cracks up.
Mario: LITTLE FOOTED!
Budgiezilla442: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *rolls on floor*
Fawful: AND COWARDNESSMENT!
Fawful blows up the ship and flies off. The thing goes plummeting and stuff.
A Koopa Guy: Yay! And I'm gonna go get one of my ribs removed!
Dell Kid: You're DISGUSTING!
Budgiezilla442: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! BWHaHAHAHAHAHH WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *rolls down a hill* KITTY OW! .... AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Ford Dude: DELL KID!
Dell Kid: FORD DUDE!
Budgiezilla442: CRAP! I really should end this...
*thinks for a sec*
Budgiezilla442: Nah. I like to freak you people out!
Dell Kid and Ford Dude make out as they roll around in the grass.
Luigi: *___*
Mario: I think I'm gonna puke...
Stay tuned for another dEmEnTeD chapter of... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CARDBOARD MARIO!!!
Mario and Luigi are thrown into cargo.
Mario: Well, this is fabulous.
Luigi: Yep... hey, let's go see what those Koopa Loopa guys are doing!
Koopas: Koopa Loopa Loopity Doo! *go in bathroom and make chocolate*
Mario: I've... changed my mind. I... don't... want to know... o_o
Koopas: *see bros*
Koopa: ...
Another Koopa: ...
Yet Another Koopa: ...
Some Koopa: ...
Some Other Koopa: ...
Mario: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY HERE?!
Another Koopa: Yeah, you may not know this, but J. Lo. dumped P. Diddy! After a relationship of FIVE MINUTES!!!!
Other Koopas: GASP!
Some other Koopa: After all they've been through!!
Mario and Luigi: o_o;;;;;;;
Luigi: Can I be scared now?
Mario and Luigi walk into the next room.
Camera Koopa: Hey, you two, lemme see your passports!
Mario and Luigi show them to him.
Camera Koopa: Hey, waita sec... *steps all over passports*
Mario: Get off!!
Camera Koopa: You guys don't have any photos!
Mario: And?
Camera Koopa: *immediately takes photos*
Luigi: MY PHOTO!
Mario: *looks at em* These are HORRIBLE!
Luigi: Oh well... Next room!
They go into the next room.
Luigi: Oh look a barrel! There's something important looking about it... I wanta touch it!
Barrel goes flying.
Barrel: WEEEEEE!!!
Luigi: Oopie...
Koopa: *chases Goomba around* *catches him* You're it! NO tagbacks, NO erasies, NO do-overs, and the whole ship is home base!!!
Mario: This place is really beginning to freak me out.
Luigi: Same... Oo! Nail buffer!
Mario: O_o;;;
Luigi: Yay! Another room!
Some Koopa: Hitting that block thur activates the pinch crane. I call it Mr. Pinch. Don't ask me why.
Mario: WHY!
Some Koopa: ...
Other Koopa: Huh? Buh? Duh?
Homestar Runner: FUH!
Luigi: OO! BLOCK! *hits it*
The crane comes down and grabs Luigi.
Some Koopa: NOOO! MR. PINCH! HOW COULD YOU?!?! *sniff* ...I thought what we had was SPECIAAAAAAL!!!!
Mario and Luigi: 0_0;;;
Other Koopa: Muh..
Mario: Hey, Luigi, you can be our lookout!
Luigi: Yay! Someone finally has a USE for me! I am USEFUL!!!
A moment passes.
Luigi: @o@ WHOA!
Bowser: !.! What!
Cackletta shows up.
Cackletta: Eeyahhehyameh! In my magical John of Doom, who ever thought you'd catch up?
Guy: Ketchup! I did!
...Kay...
Fawful: I am Fawful!
Mario: e_e yes, we know..
Fawful: Idiots of foolishnessess! You will all be like Cackletta's Ding Dong cupcake when we eat our pencil sharpeners of doooom!!
What???
*BATTLE OPENS*
Luigi jumps on Fawful.
Fawful: Gah! You ice rink rat!
Bowser: *crawls a direction and ends up on the other side of the screen*
Luigi: How'd you do that?!
Bowser: Ask the gods at Nintendo.
Guys at Nintendo: NEVER! NEVER EVER EVER WILL WE TELL!
Bowser: Yeah...
Fawful: GO GO GADGET! *fires little thingys at Mario and Luigi*
Luigi: *gets one splattered on him*
Luigi: AAHHH!!!
Mario: What IS that stuff?!
Luigi: *licks it* MUSTARD!! AAAAHHHH!!!
Mario jumps on Fawful. A nickel flies out of his pocket.
Luigi: NICKEL! *grabs it*
Fawful: *tragedy music plays* PHIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!
Luigi: My nickel!!!
Fawful: I HAVE FRACTIONS!
Teacher: Let's sing the Fraction song!
Kids: e_e
Fawful: Gah... *sucks them up* Anyway... I HAVE FEET!
Mario: OH there they are... haha... they're small...
Luigi cracks up.
Mario: LITTLE FOOTED!
Budgiezilla442: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *rolls on floor*
Fawful: AND COWARDNESSMENT!
Fawful blows up the ship and flies off. The thing goes plummeting and stuff.
A Koopa Guy: Yay! And I'm gonna go get one of my ribs removed!
Dell Kid: You're DISGUSTING!
Budgiezilla442: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! BWHaHAHAHAHAHH WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *rolls down a hill* KITTY OW! .... AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Ford Dude: DELL KID!
Dell Kid: FORD DUDE!
Budgiezilla442: CRAP! I really should end this...
*thinks for a sec*
Budgiezilla442: Nah. I like to freak you people out!
Dell Kid and Ford Dude make out as they roll around in the grass.
Luigi: *___*
Mario: I think I'm gonna puke...
Stay tuned for another dEmEnTeD chapter of... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CARDBOARD MARIO!!!
