Hamtaro the Ax Murderer
Hey everybody! This is my little funny attribute to people who've gone insane! I love you guys. Oh and bye the way, I hope you find this funny. If not then tell me and stop reading. But just to warn you I don't really care. Mwahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway. just to let you know, this story is exactly what it sounds like. Cute little hamsters with sharp objects. Sounds fun huh? Good. Well, enough of my craziness. Read on for my hamster killing machine craziness. Hahahahahahaha!
Hamtaro ran on his whiz-wheel. It was what he did to think. He and his cute little furry face stared as he ran faster and faster like the idiot everyone thought he was. He was thinking about whom he was really mad at. It was Maxwell. That dirty lying nerd! He thought he could get away with lying about who broke into Sandy's room. Well he'd better think again! Hamtaro was going to get revenge. Maxwell tried to take a picture of Sandy in her sleep. Well, Sandy never saw who did it. When the planted evidence pointed to Hamtaro everyone blamed him! That's when the cute little ball of fluff snapped! He couldn't take it anymore. He found a sharp instrument and shaped it into an ax.
Too many times had he taken the blame for ham-ham screw-ups. He'd had enough. Penned up anger and frustration went to his head. He tripped on a sunflower seed, then busted out his ax and split it in two.
"Who wants some?!" he shouted.
Since Laura was at school, trying to impress Travis, he snuck out of his cage with the ax in hand and a list in his head. When he got to the club house only Maxwell was there. The perfect opportunity had presented itself.
In a cheerful voice
"Hey Maxwell! ^^ What's up?"
"Oh hi Hamtaro. Nothing much here, why do you ask?"
"I always ask that."
"Oh right.."
In a not so cute and cheerful voice
"What ya got there, huh?" Hamtaro asked.
"N-nothing, nothing. ^^*"
"Plan's for sneaking into Sandy's room again huh?"
"L-listen Hamtaro," Max began.
"No Max! You listen! You won't get away with this and have me take the blame again! Set things right and I might forget about this," Hamtaro said while brandishing his new ax.
Maxwell nodded in fear and Hamtaro backed off. When the others arrived Hamtaro looked at Maxwell with a dangerous look. Maxwell told everybody what really happened and apologized. Sandy got mad and left. Bijou, Penelope, and Pashmina left to try and help her. Boss followed with Howdy and Dexter. Snoozer was the only one left in the clubhouse besides Maxwell and Hamtaro.
"Very good, but it wasn't good enough!"
With that, Hamtaro went to slicing and dicing Maxwell. When he was done he cleaned up the place and buried Maxwell in the back of the clubhouse. When that was done he copied Maxwell's handwriting into a suicide note and left it at the clubhouse. He left after that was done and came back a few hours later looking sad, dirty and wet.
The Ham-hams had found the note.
"Hamtaro what happened?" Bijou asked.
"I tried to stop him," he said weakly.
Everyone gasped and cried. Then they went home to mourn. Even Sandy was sad. Hamtaro laughed as he cleaned himself up. And then he crawled in his little house. When Laura got home she ran to her journal and totally ignored Hamtaro. When she got a pen out of her drawer she began to write/ scream, "Travis told me he likes me!"
Well how was that? Too short? Don't worry, more chapters are to follow. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love this idea, and I'll get more Laura and Travis stuff in if you want, but you have to vote! Use the review screen or my e-mail address (click on my pen name to see) to vote. Thanx for reading! ^^ Sapphire999
Hey everybody! This is my little funny attribute to people who've gone insane! I love you guys. Oh and bye the way, I hope you find this funny. If not then tell me and stop reading. But just to warn you I don't really care. Mwahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway. just to let you know, this story is exactly what it sounds like. Cute little hamsters with sharp objects. Sounds fun huh? Good. Well, enough of my craziness. Read on for my hamster killing machine craziness. Hahahahahahaha!
Hamtaro ran on his whiz-wheel. It was what he did to think. He and his cute little furry face stared as he ran faster and faster like the idiot everyone thought he was. He was thinking about whom he was really mad at. It was Maxwell. That dirty lying nerd! He thought he could get away with lying about who broke into Sandy's room. Well he'd better think again! Hamtaro was going to get revenge. Maxwell tried to take a picture of Sandy in her sleep. Well, Sandy never saw who did it. When the planted evidence pointed to Hamtaro everyone blamed him! That's when the cute little ball of fluff snapped! He couldn't take it anymore. He found a sharp instrument and shaped it into an ax.
Too many times had he taken the blame for ham-ham screw-ups. He'd had enough. Penned up anger and frustration went to his head. He tripped on a sunflower seed, then busted out his ax and split it in two.
"Who wants some?!" he shouted.
Since Laura was at school, trying to impress Travis, he snuck out of his cage with the ax in hand and a list in his head. When he got to the club house only Maxwell was there. The perfect opportunity had presented itself.
In a cheerful voice
"Hey Maxwell! ^^ What's up?"
"Oh hi Hamtaro. Nothing much here, why do you ask?"
"I always ask that."
"Oh right.."
In a not so cute and cheerful voice
"What ya got there, huh?" Hamtaro asked.
"N-nothing, nothing. ^^*"
"Plan's for sneaking into Sandy's room again huh?"
"L-listen Hamtaro," Max began.
"No Max! You listen! You won't get away with this and have me take the blame again! Set things right and I might forget about this," Hamtaro said while brandishing his new ax.
Maxwell nodded in fear and Hamtaro backed off. When the others arrived Hamtaro looked at Maxwell with a dangerous look. Maxwell told everybody what really happened and apologized. Sandy got mad and left. Bijou, Penelope, and Pashmina left to try and help her. Boss followed with Howdy and Dexter. Snoozer was the only one left in the clubhouse besides Maxwell and Hamtaro.
"Very good, but it wasn't good enough!"
With that, Hamtaro went to slicing and dicing Maxwell. When he was done he cleaned up the place and buried Maxwell in the back of the clubhouse. When that was done he copied Maxwell's handwriting into a suicide note and left it at the clubhouse. He left after that was done and came back a few hours later looking sad, dirty and wet.
The Ham-hams had found the note.
"Hamtaro what happened?" Bijou asked.
"I tried to stop him," he said weakly.
Everyone gasped and cried. Then they went home to mourn. Even Sandy was sad. Hamtaro laughed as he cleaned himself up. And then he crawled in his little house. When Laura got home she ran to her journal and totally ignored Hamtaro. When she got a pen out of her drawer she began to write/ scream, "Travis told me he likes me!"
Well how was that? Too short? Don't worry, more chapters are to follow. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love this idea, and I'll get more Laura and Travis stuff in if you want, but you have to vote! Use the review screen or my e-mail address (click on my pen name to see) to vote. Thanx for reading! ^^ Sapphire999
