Chapter 2

Hamster Lovers Unite!

Hey everybody, I'm getting a lot of reviews. So much, that I decided up date sooner than usual! ^^ Thank you all for reviewing! This is the most popular fic I've ever written. It's very exciting. Oh and a special thanks to my very first Hamtaro fic reviewer, dollar-wine. You're proud to be insane, I'm proud to be insane. good times, good times. To northstars, thanks for all your support, you don't know how much I do. Thanks so much for all your positive reviews. To Ice a.k.a. Insaney, I can't tell you how (cuz that'd ruin it), why (because I just don't feel like it), or when (cuz I dunno), but Hamtaro will die and pay for his sins by burning in hell. Oh sorry. I hate when that happens. Heh heh. well to Goddess Holly, thanks for your review, your honesty is appreciated. To Geniemaster I know, and I'm currently receiving help for that. Mello-Skello. quick and to the point, gotta love that. As for lilkitten1's question, you won't know till I do, mwahahahahahaha! Well that's all my reviewers, but like I said, thank you to dollar-wine for being the first! Anywho, I'm sure you don't wanna read this anymore right? Ofcourse not, you want the story! Well, the customer is always right, hold up. that isn't true. And it doesn't apply either. oh well, on with the story.

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Hamtaro woke up the next day at peace with himself. He'd never realized how getting rid of somebody you don't like could make you feel so good. He wished it were like this all the time. No more Maxwell to be annoyed at. If only that were true for Boss. Suddenly the urge to kill overcame the little ball of fluff again. He picked up his ax once more. He ran to the clubhouse thinking about all the reasons that insisted Boss was to die.

He lied a lot and never really did anything worth respect. He was always getting in the way when Hamtaro tried to win over Bijou, he was really hard headed, he was selfish, and overly concerned with his reputation. He was a selfish pig! Now that he knew he was doing the right thing by ridding the world of this fat oaf, he was ready to kill.

Snoozer was the only one there besides Hamtaro and Boss. Boss was crying over Maxwell again. He was so pathetic to Hamtaro. He'd lost all patience and decided to let him linger for a bit.

"Hey Boss. Are you gonna be okay? I know it's hard, but he wouldn't want you to be like this forever. I mean he'd want you to move on."

"Hi Hamtaro, sniff I didn't notice you there. I'll be okay.I know he would want us to move on." Totally forgetting himself, Boss wailed and cried really hard.

"Don't worry Boss," Hamtaro said with that insane smile," you'll be joining him soon enough!" With that Hamtaro slashed with his ax and watched boss bleed to death. He put a kitchen knife in his hands and left without bothering to clean off his ax, since the blood had long since dried. Hamtaro hid the ax in his little house and started thinking of Laura. She was so happy yesterday. That Travis dude must be pretty special to her. He watched Laura totally flip out when she told Conna over the phone.

Laura came back from downstairs in a hurry. She just finished eating breakfast. She was messing with her hair again, always with the damn hair. She carefully tied the blue ribbons into bows. She then scrambled to her closet and a barrage of clothes flew out after her. Hamtaro had to dodge 5 shirts and a pair of pants. She pulled out a blue shirt that said 'I Love Hamsters' in white letters, a blue beaded skirt, and a sweater with 2 white stripes going down the sleeves. It was picture day. She also really wanted to impress Travis with her 'good' taste (honestly now, who wears 'I Love Hamsters' to school?).

"Bye Hamtaro! I'll see you after school!"

"Bye Laura!" He thought happily. He was tired so the rest of his day was spent sleeping.

But it was different for Laura. Her day was one let down to the next. When she got to school, Conna was in a pink beaded skirt and a black shirt that said the same thing as Laura's except it was in pink letters. Her hair was tucked inside her black sweater. She had the top layer of her hair in a pink bow and her glasses shone in the bright morning light.

"Hi Laura. Nice outfit," Conna said as she smiled at her friend. She was happy she wasn't the only one dressed up, even if it was only Laura who did and nobody else.

"Hi Conna. Same to you," Laura replied, equally relieved about dressing up for picture day. She was also happy that she wasn't the only one who'd bought that shirt.

Then the 13-year-old pimp himself came unto the scene. That's right.

"Hi Travis!" the two said together looking overly cheerful.

"Hey ladies, nice outfits. Going for that whole twin look?" he asked cheerfully.

"Yeah that's it." they trailed off into a sweat bob as they nervously rubbed the back of their necks.

"Cool, see you in class. Oh and Laura, nice ribbons."

At that Laura began to blush furiously. It matched Conna's skirt. They both walked to class together chatting about their hamsters when tragedy struck. They heard a girl crying in the classroom. They knew they'd end up going over to her anyway, so instead of going to their seats they walked over to the crying girl, only to discover she was crying because her hamster ran away. As soon as she looked at Conna and Laura she burst into tears (remember what their shirts said?). Upon seeing her reaction they zipped up their sweaters and tried to comfort the poor girl.

"I can't believe he ran away! He was always so happy in the bookstore! What did I do wrong? Come back Maxwell! Please!" she practically screamed as she bawled her eyes out.

"I'm sure he'll come back," Conna said.

"Yeah, he's probably just exploring the store," Laura said remembering Hamtaro. She'd probably be hysterical if Hamtaro went missing. wait a second, she already has!

"No I searched every place in the book store he could have possibly gotten into! He isn't there!" and with that she started crying again.

Laura and Conna looked at each other and sighed. They put down the book bags they carried. That's when the pimp entered the room and noticed the two worried looking girls and the on who was bawling her eyes out as if she'd just gotten a hand cut off. So Mr. Popular came over to see what was up.

"Hey Mackenzie, what's the matter?" he asked as he came to her desk.

"Oh Travis, it's horrible! My hamster is missing! He ran away or something! What am I going to do?!" she cried. Laura and Conna put their hands on her shoulders and tried to be there for her. Travis put on a sad face even though he was thinking, 'that's it?'

"I'm sorry, it must be really hard to deal with, but if he doesn't come back, you could always just get a new one."

Wrong move Mr. Popular. He's trapped in a room full of hamster lovers; most of them being girls. His fan club was about to get all evil and totally kill him. He noticed many evil glares coming from all over the room.

"Something I said?" he asked stupidly.

"How could you?!" Mackenzie cried and ran from the room sprouting fresh tears. Her long yellow dress floated out behind her with her black braided hair as she ran. Laura glared at Travis who had totally said the wrong thing. She ran after Mackenzie and left the pimp to face his fan club. Conna stayed behind a few seconds to tell Travis he was being totally insensitive. Then she ran after her two friends.

Mr. Popular was forced to leave the room before all the girls (and a few guys) jumped him. They all resembled cats, except for those who shared Travis's opinion, but weren't so stupid as to say it aloud. He ran into the hall and looked in the classroom where a single angry word came from all the hamster fans.

"Apologize" they hissed quietly. He ran away. Escaping to the sweet sanctuary of the hall. His red dragon shirt radiated a brilliant bright shade of red into the hall. His black jeans and red shoes balanced the effect. He scratched his head and looked for the three girls. The image of Laura's look of hate stayed with him for a while, and he slowly came to realize his chances with her had literally taken a dive. He looked harder now and with more vigor as he realized school was about to start. He found them on a bench in the school's foyer. Mackenzie had stopped crying but was breathing hardly trying to stop from erupting into tears again.

"Mackenzie, I'm really sorry for what I said, it was wrong of me to assume that you felt that way about your hamster. I'm sorry for being so insensitive."

She looked up at him with glazed eyes and jumped up to hug him. Laura was obviously hurt by this action because she looked away and began to walk away with Conna. Mackenzie forgave Travis, but his chances with Laura just took another nose-dive. She was walking with her head low and at a fast pace. Conna was just looking at Laura with one of those it'll be okay looks.

Oh dear, this was gonna be a long day. Mr. Yoshi told the class to line up for the picture taking process. Of course, Travis, Conna, and Laura were next to each other in awkward silence.

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Dum, dum, dum! I'm begging to become very evil. This is for all the people who leave me with cliffhangers. Hahahahahaha!!!! Well I know it's really mean. And I know you're probably mad now, but you've got a good six pages of story. Well as much as I love you guys, I have to go to sleep soon. I hope you liked this chapter it was actually fun to write. I don't have school tomorrow so I should get some more writing done then. If anybody has suggestions about who should die next, let me know, but I know how I want the story to play out and eventually every ham-ham and (if I feel like it) human I mention will die. I know I'm sick and twisted, but I don't care. I like this idea, and a lot of you seem to like it too. So for the viewers who want more you shall get more. Well, gotta go! Love ya!

Sapphire ^.^