Ch. 8: They'll Be Comin Round the Mountain... One Day
----------------------------------
Mario and Luigi are dropped somewhere on Hoohoo Mountain.
Guards: *come rushing over* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MRS. BEASLEY?
A Guard: Prince Peasley...
Mrs. Beasley: I do believe you are my best friend!
Everyone else: o_o
Mario: Adoodoodedello!
Luigi: Hadoodoodebalo!
Guards: What???
Tolstar: *comes flying down*
Mario: Fatty can fly?!
Tolstar: Shut up! Anyway, they're not lying!
Guard: About what?
Tolstar: That they're Mario and Luigi!
Other Guard: Actually... we couldn't understand a word they said.
Tolstar: *cough* DEAF *cough*
Guard: OK, if this guy says you are Mario and Lugi, then go ahead.
Other Guard: Wait a minute... you guys can't be Mario and Luigi! We just saw them a few minutes ago!
*flashback*
Fawful and Cackletta come out of the cave.
Guard: And who are you two?
Cackletta: Jiffy Lube.
Fawful: *whispers* Luigi...
Cackletta: What? ...Oh yeah. I'm Luigi!
Other Guard: But you don't have a mustache!
Cackletta: Uh... *grabs a bottlebrush and sticks it under her nose*
Guard: Wow! That's stupid enough to work!
Fawful: And um... I am Mario. Watch me jump. Boing boing.
Other Guard: OK! You can pass!
*end flashback*
Guard: We'll never let you pass!
Luigi: LOOK! It's Sally Suthers!
Guards: WHERE? *look*
Mario and Luigi run. They see a village.
Cactus-girl-person: Welcome to our Circle of Love!
Mario: Wait! We get signal! Main screen turn on!
Luigi: Somebody set up us the bomb!
Mario: What?
Luigi: AH! FAWFUL!
Fawful: Hello, gentlemen. All your base are belong to us!
Mario: What you say?!
Fawful: You have nochancetosurvivemakeyourtime. Ha. Ha. Ha. *summons Jabba the Hut*
Mario: Hey... you look familiar... IS IT YOU, ANNA NICOLE?
Luigi: Deja vu!
Mario: Be quiet!
Jabba the Hut: You no go through!
Using his head, Luigi charges and pushes Jabba the Hut out of the way.
Luigi: How's that for using your head? ^_^
Mario: That takes thick headedness to a new level.
Luigi: Am I a good boy?
Mario: If I had a biscuit, I'd throw it at you.
Luigi: Yay! Wait...
Fawful: NOW GIMME TREEFIDDY!!!
Luigi: What?
Fawful: I want treefiddy!
Mario: Alls I got is toofiddy.
Fawful: Good nuff. Fare thee well! *flies off*
Luigi and Mario: ...
A Beanie comes rushing over.
*battle begins*
Luigi: Beanie... *plops it on his head*
Beanie: GAH! *bites him*
Luigi: MY HAT BIT ME!
Mario: I had a chihuahua named Beanie...
*flashback*
Beanie the Chihuahua: Lo tengo El Pollo Loco en mis pantalones!
Mario's Dad: Isn't it "Yo quiero Taco Bell"?
Mario: (six years old) No, that phrase stinks! The new one is so much better!
*end flashback*
Beanie approaches Luigi, falls, wiggles, and goes back.
Luigi: OW! MY NERVES!
Mario: *eats Beanie*
Luigi: Uh oh... *holds nose*
*Battle ends*
Mario levels up.
Mario: From eating a bean... cool!
Luigi: Hm... I wonder how Homeslice is...
*At a psychiatrist's office*
Homeslice: Doc, you gotta help me. I'm just so... violent!
Psychiatrist: And how do you FEEL about that?
Homeslice: ...violent?
Psychiatrist: Well, I think you need a new name. "Homeslice" promotes violence.
Homeslice: It...does? That's stupid.
Psychiatrist: Yes. Try and think of a gentler name.
Homeslice: Boo... Boo... Kitty f$&%?
Psychiatrist: Umm, that's a start...
Back with M and L
Mario and Luigi see Hoohooros.
Luigi: Hoohooros... Are you a Pokemon?
Hoohooros: No...
Luigi: AH! *throws a rubber ball at it*
Hoohooros: OUCH! What are you trying to do?!
Luigi: Catch you, stupid!
Hoohooros: O... K... Anyway, if you want to pass, you must take my test! And pass it!
J*B: Dont you just LOVE cliffhangers?
----------------------------------
Mario and Luigi are dropped somewhere on Hoohoo Mountain.
Guards: *come rushing over* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MRS. BEASLEY?
A Guard: Prince Peasley...
Mrs. Beasley: I do believe you are my best friend!
Everyone else: o_o
Mario: Adoodoodedello!
Luigi: Hadoodoodebalo!
Guards: What???
Tolstar: *comes flying down*
Mario: Fatty can fly?!
Tolstar: Shut up! Anyway, they're not lying!
Guard: About what?
Tolstar: That they're Mario and Luigi!
Other Guard: Actually... we couldn't understand a word they said.
Tolstar: *cough* DEAF *cough*
Guard: OK, if this guy says you are Mario and Lugi, then go ahead.
Other Guard: Wait a minute... you guys can't be Mario and Luigi! We just saw them a few minutes ago!
*flashback*
Fawful and Cackletta come out of the cave.
Guard: And who are you two?
Cackletta: Jiffy Lube.
Fawful: *whispers* Luigi...
Cackletta: What? ...Oh yeah. I'm Luigi!
Other Guard: But you don't have a mustache!
Cackletta: Uh... *grabs a bottlebrush and sticks it under her nose*
Guard: Wow! That's stupid enough to work!
Fawful: And um... I am Mario. Watch me jump. Boing boing.
Other Guard: OK! You can pass!
*end flashback*
Guard: We'll never let you pass!
Luigi: LOOK! It's Sally Suthers!
Guards: WHERE? *look*
Mario and Luigi run. They see a village.
Cactus-girl-person: Welcome to our Circle of Love!
Mario: Wait! We get signal! Main screen turn on!
Luigi: Somebody set up us the bomb!
Mario: What?
Luigi: AH! FAWFUL!
Fawful: Hello, gentlemen. All your base are belong to us!
Mario: What you say?!
Fawful: You have nochancetosurvivemakeyourtime. Ha. Ha. Ha. *summons Jabba the Hut*
Mario: Hey... you look familiar... IS IT YOU, ANNA NICOLE?
Luigi: Deja vu!
Mario: Be quiet!
Jabba the Hut: You no go through!
Using his head, Luigi charges and pushes Jabba the Hut out of the way.
Luigi: How's that for using your head? ^_^
Mario: That takes thick headedness to a new level.
Luigi: Am I a good boy?
Mario: If I had a biscuit, I'd throw it at you.
Luigi: Yay! Wait...
Fawful: NOW GIMME TREEFIDDY!!!
Luigi: What?
Fawful: I want treefiddy!
Mario: Alls I got is toofiddy.
Fawful: Good nuff. Fare thee well! *flies off*
Luigi and Mario: ...
A Beanie comes rushing over.
*battle begins*
Luigi: Beanie... *plops it on his head*
Beanie: GAH! *bites him*
Luigi: MY HAT BIT ME!
Mario: I had a chihuahua named Beanie...
*flashback*
Beanie the Chihuahua: Lo tengo El Pollo Loco en mis pantalones!
Mario's Dad: Isn't it "Yo quiero Taco Bell"?
Mario: (six years old) No, that phrase stinks! The new one is so much better!
*end flashback*
Beanie approaches Luigi, falls, wiggles, and goes back.
Luigi: OW! MY NERVES!
Mario: *eats Beanie*
Luigi: Uh oh... *holds nose*
*Battle ends*
Mario levels up.
Mario: From eating a bean... cool!
Luigi: Hm... I wonder how Homeslice is...
*At a psychiatrist's office*
Homeslice: Doc, you gotta help me. I'm just so... violent!
Psychiatrist: And how do you FEEL about that?
Homeslice: ...violent?
Psychiatrist: Well, I think you need a new name. "Homeslice" promotes violence.
Homeslice: It...does? That's stupid.
Psychiatrist: Yes. Try and think of a gentler name.
Homeslice: Boo... Boo... Kitty f$&%?
Psychiatrist: Umm, that's a start...
Back with M and L
Mario and Luigi see Hoohooros.
Luigi: Hoohooros... Are you a Pokemon?
Hoohooros: No...
Luigi: AH! *throws a rubber ball at it*
Hoohooros: OUCH! What are you trying to do?!
Luigi: Catch you, stupid!
Hoohooros: O... K... Anyway, if you want to pass, you must take my test! And pass it!
J*B: Dont you just LOVE cliffhangers?
