Hamtaro the Ax Murderer
Chapter 3
Picture of Destiny.
Hey all you lovely little reviewers. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for all of your support. To no pants: while I admire your enthusiasm, I would like to think of my own endings. Though I must admit I'm probably going to use your ending. To MJN SEIFER: I must thank you for liking my story even though it's your favorite show. I'd love to take your suggestion, so this chapter is just for you 'cause you actually told me how much you wanted Howdy to die. If anybody has any suggestions about who Hamtaro should kill next, let me know and the chapter will be especially dedicated to you. Thanks for your time and enjoy my crazy friends, enjoy.
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Laura and Conna were next in line for pictures; Travis was just coming out of his session. It was an awkward position: Travis liked Laura, and she liked him, but he had just hurt her pretty good. Poor little pimp. Laura went in first to get her pictures taken. She had an excellent smile in her picture. When she reflected on it later, she didn't know how she pulled it off.
Conna went in next. She had a fantastic smile. Her pictures were great when they came out, when she looked back on this day later though, this would make her cry. She got Laura to forget about Travis and focus on hamsters once again. Always with the damn hamsters!
When school got out Laura found a note in her locker (I can't think of what else to call it). It was from Travis and it was a rather lengthy apology. He had gone home as soon as the bell rang where as she had stayed behind to help Mr. Yoshi with his filing. No confrontation, just a simple note. She sighed and kept on reading until she had memorized every last word. She forgave him of course but he wouldn't know until tomorrow.
Meanwhile, in his little hamster cage.
Hamtaro was working on his lovely little ax again. It was bloody from his last kill, but he decided to be professional about it and clean off his ax. He used water from the little cage water bottle to wash it off and set to work sharpening it again; it was getting dull. He went to the clubhouse to see that the others had found him. Bijou was crying a river, Howdy was telling his jokes to try and make everyone feel better, but the fact that he was failing miserably just lowered his morale.
"Oh Hamtaro it is awful!" Bijou said when she saw him.
"What happened, why is everybody crying?" he asked innocently.
"Boss has committed suicide! He's gone! Oh Hamtaro why does this keep happening?!" she cried into him.
Hamtaro broke into a fake crying fit, it looked so real everyone believed it. When he finally went home Boss had been buried and the clubhouse was a place of mourning. Hamtaro had made a decision, Howdy was going to die next. If Hamtaro had died, he certainly wouldn't have wanted Howdy to tell jokes to try and make everyone forget. He would have been pissed off. So he came up with other reasons to kill Howdy. He wasn't a good comedian, he was annoying, and he always fought with Dexter. It was enough to make one snap.
That reminded him about Dexter, It would only be fitting for Dexter to die with Howdy. Pure logic dictates. It makes perfect sense that this would happen; if one dies the other goes with them.
He smiled on the inside and decided to kill them both. This would be tricky but very fun. Howdy and Dexter were at it again, and Hamtaro knew that this would be the best alibi ever. He formulated a plan in that fuzzy little head of his and comforted everyone until only Howdy and Dexter were left alone with Hamtaro.
"Hey you guys, how come you always fight?" Hamtaro asked, knowing that it would start a fight, perfect for doing just what he needed to happen.
"Howdy starts it, I feel it's my duty to--" but Dexter was cut off by Howdy.
"Why you liar! You start everything!" he shouted. While they were busy fighting, Hamtaro go out his ax.
He got them both at once. They didn't stand a chance. Hamtaro cleaned his ax off, places a knife in each of their hands and ran outside frantically with the ax tucked away safely. He caught up to everyone else just before they split up.
"You guys Howdy and Dexter are fighting with knives!" He shouted.
The Hamsters gasped and ran back to the clubhouse to find the corpses. Penelope and Pashmina almost threw up, Bijou screamed, and Sandy cried her eyes out. Stan was stunned. Oxnard wet himself and Hamtaro put on the best act ever.
He fell to the floor as if in anguish. He practically screamed out "Noooooo!" and summoned tears from deep down. He cried and screamed and threw tantrums and showed that he couldn't possibly be the one who knew anything about this.
Hamtaro finally managed to calm down. He walked home with Oxnard. Little did he know that he might be next.
Meanwhile.
Laura got home and called Conna and told her exactly what was in the note in her locker.
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Sorry it was so short, and I apologize for not updating in so long but I have a lot of stuff to do and I almost forgot about this story. I cannot always keep up with my stories. Well, you know the drill. Review, review my people and I shall once again provide you with more reading material! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Well, gotta go, love ya!
PS-If you don't review I'll send Hamtaro to kill you all. J/k. or am I?
Chapter 3
Picture of Destiny.
Hey all you lovely little reviewers. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for all of your support. To no pants: while I admire your enthusiasm, I would like to think of my own endings. Though I must admit I'm probably going to use your ending. To MJN SEIFER: I must thank you for liking my story even though it's your favorite show. I'd love to take your suggestion, so this chapter is just for you 'cause you actually told me how much you wanted Howdy to die. If anybody has any suggestions about who Hamtaro should kill next, let me know and the chapter will be especially dedicated to you. Thanks for your time and enjoy my crazy friends, enjoy.
~
Laura and Conna were next in line for pictures; Travis was just coming out of his session. It was an awkward position: Travis liked Laura, and she liked him, but he had just hurt her pretty good. Poor little pimp. Laura went in first to get her pictures taken. She had an excellent smile in her picture. When she reflected on it later, she didn't know how she pulled it off.
Conna went in next. She had a fantastic smile. Her pictures were great when they came out, when she looked back on this day later though, this would make her cry. She got Laura to forget about Travis and focus on hamsters once again. Always with the damn hamsters!
When school got out Laura found a note in her locker (I can't think of what else to call it). It was from Travis and it was a rather lengthy apology. He had gone home as soon as the bell rang where as she had stayed behind to help Mr. Yoshi with his filing. No confrontation, just a simple note. She sighed and kept on reading until she had memorized every last word. She forgave him of course but he wouldn't know until tomorrow.
Meanwhile, in his little hamster cage.
Hamtaro was working on his lovely little ax again. It was bloody from his last kill, but he decided to be professional about it and clean off his ax. He used water from the little cage water bottle to wash it off and set to work sharpening it again; it was getting dull. He went to the clubhouse to see that the others had found him. Bijou was crying a river, Howdy was telling his jokes to try and make everyone feel better, but the fact that he was failing miserably just lowered his morale.
"Oh Hamtaro it is awful!" Bijou said when she saw him.
"What happened, why is everybody crying?" he asked innocently.
"Boss has committed suicide! He's gone! Oh Hamtaro why does this keep happening?!" she cried into him.
Hamtaro broke into a fake crying fit, it looked so real everyone believed it. When he finally went home Boss had been buried and the clubhouse was a place of mourning. Hamtaro had made a decision, Howdy was going to die next. If Hamtaro had died, he certainly wouldn't have wanted Howdy to tell jokes to try and make everyone forget. He would have been pissed off. So he came up with other reasons to kill Howdy. He wasn't a good comedian, he was annoying, and he always fought with Dexter. It was enough to make one snap.
That reminded him about Dexter, It would only be fitting for Dexter to die with Howdy. Pure logic dictates. It makes perfect sense that this would happen; if one dies the other goes with them.
He smiled on the inside and decided to kill them both. This would be tricky but very fun. Howdy and Dexter were at it again, and Hamtaro knew that this would be the best alibi ever. He formulated a plan in that fuzzy little head of his and comforted everyone until only Howdy and Dexter were left alone with Hamtaro.
"Hey you guys, how come you always fight?" Hamtaro asked, knowing that it would start a fight, perfect for doing just what he needed to happen.
"Howdy starts it, I feel it's my duty to--" but Dexter was cut off by Howdy.
"Why you liar! You start everything!" he shouted. While they were busy fighting, Hamtaro go out his ax.
He got them both at once. They didn't stand a chance. Hamtaro cleaned his ax off, places a knife in each of their hands and ran outside frantically with the ax tucked away safely. He caught up to everyone else just before they split up.
"You guys Howdy and Dexter are fighting with knives!" He shouted.
The Hamsters gasped and ran back to the clubhouse to find the corpses. Penelope and Pashmina almost threw up, Bijou screamed, and Sandy cried her eyes out. Stan was stunned. Oxnard wet himself and Hamtaro put on the best act ever.
He fell to the floor as if in anguish. He practically screamed out "Noooooo!" and summoned tears from deep down. He cried and screamed and threw tantrums and showed that he couldn't possibly be the one who knew anything about this.
Hamtaro finally managed to calm down. He walked home with Oxnard. Little did he know that he might be next.
Meanwhile.
Laura got home and called Conna and told her exactly what was in the note in her locker.
`
Sorry it was so short, and I apologize for not updating in so long but I have a lot of stuff to do and I almost forgot about this story. I cannot always keep up with my stories. Well, you know the drill. Review, review my people and I shall once again provide you with more reading material! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Well, gotta go, love ya!
PS-If you don't review I'll send Hamtaro to kill you all. J/k. or am I?
