Ch. 9: A Stupid Test and Merry Things
(-B-A-M-)
A/N: I HATE POKEMON!!!!
(-O-K-T-H-A-T-W-A-S-I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G-)
Hoohooros: *hands them Stanford 9 tests*
J*B: EEEVIIIIILLLL! *pulls out a flamethrower and burns the tests*
Smokey the Bear: DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE! I'm in the forest too, you bass clarinets!
Mario: Hey, Luigi, I'll race you up the mountain. I'll give you, um, pencil shavings if you win.
Luigi: YOU'RE ON! *runs up*
Mario: o_x *twitches* *follows him*
Luigi: *sees Hoohoo block* POKEBALL! *kicks it*
Blablanadon: Whatchu kickin at, foo?!
The giant egg Blablanadon was sitting on hatches. Some dragon-y thing comes out.
Draghoho: HO HO HO!
*battle starts*
Draghoho: You will -ho- be very -ho- sorry after I -ho- puke up my -ho- Rock of Doom! *coughs up a rock*
Rock: Fear me!
Luigi: *jumps on Draghoho*
Draghoho: NOOOOOO-ho-OOOOOOOOOOOO-ho-OOO!
Mario: *summons Cujo*
Cujo: Must... kill... THE DRAGON...
Cujo tears apart Drag-something.
Cujo: THE MAN... *pounces Luigi*
Luigi: AHH! *grabs baseball bat and wails on Cujo*
Luigi: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Mario: That's his... whale call.
Prince Peasley appears.
Luigi: POP!
Peasley: Cheers to your mustaches!
Mario: Our... mustaches?
Peasley: Thank you for saving me! Take this rose!
Luigi: *catches rose* He's so dreamy!
Peasley hops on his magic flying Creme Saver.
Mario: THIEF! GIVE ME BACK MY CREME SAVER! I didn't even get to patent it... ToT
Luigi: Come on...
Mario and Luigi go down the mountain.
Mario and Luigi: A Cave! *they go into it*
In the cave is a lil bean man and his dog.
Luigi: CUJO!! AHHHHHH!
Bean Guy: Whoa there, pard! He ain't Cujo. He be Frank Dodd!
Luigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *jumps in conveniently placed cart with Mario*
Mario and Luigi pop out somewhere else.
Beanie: POP!
Mario: Cart rides are filled with suspenders!
Mario and Luigi end up at the Beanbean castle somehow.
Luigi: Wow! That was quick!
They try to go in but the guard won't let them.
Guard: We can't let you in!
Luigi: But...
Other Guard: Please tell us your names and motives!
Luigi: Orange-vanilla.
Mario: *slaps forehead* Motives! Not VOTIVES!
Luigi: Oh. Hadoodoodebalo!
Guard: So you're... who?
Mario: Adoodoodedello.
Other Guard: OK, I got it. You are Paul McCartney, and the green Power Ranger.
Mario and Luigi: *look at each other a moment* Yeah.
Guard: Then go right ahead!
Mario: Wow. That was easy!
They go in.
A bean-y person runs up to them.
Lady Lima: I am Lady Lima!
Mario: Wow. You're sure... ladylike.
Lady Lima: Thank you!
Luigi: So THAT'S what sarcasm is!
Mario: SShhhhhhh!
Luigi: What can we help you with, mister?
Mario: *cough* MISS
Luigi: Oh! Sorry, cough-miss!
Mario: ...
Lady Lima: *turns into Cackletta & her little bean due turns into Fawful*
Cackletta: Eemorfyehizzlo!
Yay! Another cliffhanger!
(-B-A-M-)
A/N: I HATE POKEMON!!!!
(-O-K-T-H-A-T-W-A-S-I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G-)
Hoohooros: *hands them Stanford 9 tests*
J*B: EEEVIIIIILLLL! *pulls out a flamethrower and burns the tests*
Smokey the Bear: DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE! I'm in the forest too, you bass clarinets!
Mario: Hey, Luigi, I'll race you up the mountain. I'll give you, um, pencil shavings if you win.
Luigi: YOU'RE ON! *runs up*
Mario: o_x *twitches* *follows him*
Luigi: *sees Hoohoo block* POKEBALL! *kicks it*
Blablanadon: Whatchu kickin at, foo?!
The giant egg Blablanadon was sitting on hatches. Some dragon-y thing comes out.
Draghoho: HO HO HO!
*battle starts*
Draghoho: You will -ho- be very -ho- sorry after I -ho- puke up my -ho- Rock of Doom! *coughs up a rock*
Rock: Fear me!
Luigi: *jumps on Draghoho*
Draghoho: NOOOOOO-ho-OOOOOOOOOOOO-ho-OOO!
Mario: *summons Cujo*
Cujo: Must... kill... THE DRAGON...
Cujo tears apart Drag-something.
Cujo: THE MAN... *pounces Luigi*
Luigi: AHH! *grabs baseball bat and wails on Cujo*
Luigi: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Mario: That's his... whale call.
Prince Peasley appears.
Luigi: POP!
Peasley: Cheers to your mustaches!
Mario: Our... mustaches?
Peasley: Thank you for saving me! Take this rose!
Luigi: *catches rose* He's so dreamy!
Peasley hops on his magic flying Creme Saver.
Mario: THIEF! GIVE ME BACK MY CREME SAVER! I didn't even get to patent it... ToT
Luigi: Come on...
Mario and Luigi go down the mountain.
Mario and Luigi: A Cave! *they go into it*
In the cave is a lil bean man and his dog.
Luigi: CUJO!! AHHHHHH!
Bean Guy: Whoa there, pard! He ain't Cujo. He be Frank Dodd!
Luigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *jumps in conveniently placed cart with Mario*
Mario and Luigi pop out somewhere else.
Beanie: POP!
Mario: Cart rides are filled with suspenders!
Mario and Luigi end up at the Beanbean castle somehow.
Luigi: Wow! That was quick!
They try to go in but the guard won't let them.
Guard: We can't let you in!
Luigi: But...
Other Guard: Please tell us your names and motives!
Luigi: Orange-vanilla.
Mario: *slaps forehead* Motives! Not VOTIVES!
Luigi: Oh. Hadoodoodebalo!
Guard: So you're... who?
Mario: Adoodoodedello.
Other Guard: OK, I got it. You are Paul McCartney, and the green Power Ranger.
Mario and Luigi: *look at each other a moment* Yeah.
Guard: Then go right ahead!
Mario: Wow. That was easy!
They go in.
A bean-y person runs up to them.
Lady Lima: I am Lady Lima!
Mario: Wow. You're sure... ladylike.
Lady Lima: Thank you!
Luigi: So THAT'S what sarcasm is!
Mario: SShhhhhhh!
Luigi: What can we help you with, mister?
Mario: *cough* MISS
Luigi: Oh! Sorry, cough-miss!
Mario: ...
Lady Lima: *turns into Cackletta & her little bean due turns into Fawful*
Cackletta: Eemorfyehizzlo!
Yay! Another cliffhanger!
