Ch. 9: A Stupid Test and Merry Things

(-B-A-M-)

A/N: I HATE POKEMON!!!!

(-O-K-T-H-A-T-W-A-S-I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G-)

Hoohooros: *hands them Stanford 9 tests*

J*B: EEEVIIIIILLLL! *pulls out a flamethrower and burns the tests*

Smokey the Bear: DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE! I'm in the forest too, you bass clarinets!

Mario: Hey, Luigi, I'll race you up the mountain. I'll give you, um, pencil shavings if you win.

Luigi: YOU'RE ON! *runs up*

Mario: o_x *twitches* *follows him*

Luigi: *sees Hoohoo block* POKEBALL! *kicks it*

Blablanadon: Whatchu kickin at, foo?!

The giant egg Blablanadon was sitting on hatches. Some dragon-y thing comes out.

Draghoho: HO HO HO!

*battle starts*

Draghoho: You will -ho- be very -ho- sorry after I -ho- puke up my -ho- Rock of Doom! *coughs up a rock*

Rock: Fear me!

Luigi: *jumps on Draghoho*

Draghoho: NOOOOOO-ho-OOOOOOOOOOOO-ho-OOO!

Mario: *summons Cujo*

Cujo: Must... kill... THE DRAGON...

Cujo tears apart Drag-something.

Cujo: THE MAN... *pounces Luigi*

Luigi: AHH! *grabs baseball bat and wails on Cujo*

Luigi: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Mario: That's his... whale call.

Prince Peasley appears.

Luigi: POP!

Peasley: Cheers to your mustaches!

Mario: Our... mustaches?

Peasley: Thank you for saving me! Take this rose!

Luigi: *catches rose* He's so dreamy!

Peasley hops on his magic flying Creme Saver.

Mario: THIEF! GIVE ME BACK MY CREME SAVER! I didn't even get to patent it... ToT

Luigi: Come on...

Mario and Luigi go down the mountain.

Mario and Luigi: A Cave! *they go into it*

In the cave is a lil bean man and his dog.

Luigi: CUJO!! AHHHHHH!

Bean Guy: Whoa there, pard! He ain't Cujo. He be Frank Dodd!

Luigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *jumps in conveniently placed cart with Mario*

Mario and Luigi pop out somewhere else.

Beanie: POP!

Mario: Cart rides are filled with suspenders!

Mario and Luigi end up at the Beanbean castle somehow.

Luigi: Wow! That was quick!

They try to go in but the guard won't let them.

Guard: We can't let you in!

Luigi: But...

Other Guard: Please tell us your names and motives!

Luigi: Orange-vanilla.

Mario: *slaps forehead* Motives! Not VOTIVES!

Luigi: Oh. Hadoodoodebalo!

Guard: So you're... who?

Mario: Adoodoodedello.

Other Guard: OK, I got it. You are Paul McCartney, and the green Power Ranger.

Mario and Luigi: *look at each other a moment* Yeah.

Guard: Then go right ahead!

Mario: Wow. That was easy!

They go in.

A bean-y person runs up to them.

Lady Lima: I am Lady Lima!

Mario: Wow. You're sure... ladylike.

Lady Lima: Thank you!

Luigi: So THAT'S what sarcasm is!

Mario: SShhhhhhh!

Luigi: What can we help you with, mister?

Mario: *cough* MISS

Luigi: Oh! Sorry, cough-miss!

Mario: ...

Lady Lima: *turns into Cackletta & her little bean due turns into Fawful*

Cackletta: Eemorfyehizzlo!

Yay! Another cliffhanger!