Hamtaro the Ax Murderer
Chapter 4
Somebody's Going To Die...Again
Hello everyone! I missed you all! I can't believe it's taken this long. I forgot about this story. Yesterday my friend asked if I updated this fic and I went ballistic trying to write. To all of my loyal reviewers I am very sorry! I am sorry for the long delay in updates. I haven't updated in like forever on any of my stories. Please forgive me. Anywho, enough senseless chattering, on with the story.
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Hamtaro sat in his cage staring out the window it was a fabulous day. Laura was gone because of school, so he could easily escape to the clubhouse. He thought of all of his victims. There was Boss, Dexter, Howdy, Maxwell, and soon, someone else's name would be added to the list.
"I think I'll pay the Ham-Hams a visit," he said, smirking evilly. He pulled out his ax and took it with him to the clubhouse. Upon his arrival, Bijou, Penelope, Panda, Pashmina, Sandy, Stan, Jingle, Oxnard, and Elder Ham and Aunt May (I think) were gathered around the graves of the victims of what they all assumed to be chronically depressed suicidal hamsters.
"Hamtaro we are glad you are here, you should say something to honor these fallen ones. After all, you were the last one to see them all," Bijou said.
Hamtaro nodded and walked to the gravesides. He delivered the most beautiful eulogies for the four fallen foes. It was the most lying he'd ever done in one day.
*
"Laura!" Travis called to her. She turned around upon hearing her name she was in the middle of crossing the street and the ditz decided to stop. Travis ran up to her and they began walking again, narrowly missing a car. "Did you get my apology?" he asked.
"Apology? I don't remember you apologizing to me," Laura replied truthfully.
"You didn't get my note?" he asked looking rather put out.
"Oh you mean the one where you make all of the excuses and try to hint that your sorry, and tell me that you like me?" she asked.
"But-"He was cut off by Laura.
"Look, you're forgiven okay? Next time apologize to me in person," she said. He smiled and the two of them walked to school holding hands.
*
Hamtaro had a plan. He would suggest going on a nature hike. Then they would all mysteriously split up and someone would die. It was perfect, but who to kill...then the answer came to him, as threw a dream. Penelope. She would be the next to die. And so it went, the foolish hamsters were easy enough to convince. They were all off in their own separate ways, enjoying nature. It was a nightmare. Penelope wouldn't leave Pashmina's side.
He finally managed to lure her away with a large supply of nuts. She was hungrily munching away on the nuts when Hamtaro struck. Poor thing never had a chance. Hamtaro cleaned off his ax and hid it beneath the nuts. Then, he made the paw prints of a cat leading to and from the crime scene. It was only a matter of time before Pashmina discovered her little friend. The hideously twisted and bleeding corpse made her wretch. She threw up at the sight of it. She cried until she was so weak and sad that Hamtaro killed her in an act of mercy.
When the others found out, they buried the bodies under the shade of a great oak tree. They held a funeral on the spot and everyone ran home. It was obvious that they were all afraid. Except, of course, for Hamtaro. He walked home enjoying the scenery.
*
Laura and Conna were sitting together at lunch as usual. They were comparing notes on the constellations when Travis the pimp appeared once again. He sat down at their table and ate lunch with them. They continued comparing notes and quizzing each other for the upcoming test, with Conna being the most prepared. It was obvious, however, that Travis wasn't going to pass with flying colors as usual. He would need extra help, and Conna volunteered Laura to do it tomorrow. Travis accepted before Laura could say anything and left.
"Conna! Why did you do that? My parents are going to go ballistic. You know they wouldn't let me have a boy over, at least not my dad anyway," Laura whined.
"Come on Laura, he obviously like you. At least help him study, it's not like your parents won't understand that," Conna replied.
"I guess so," Laura said. She put her head down and sighed as she walked to her locker and got out her other notebook. Conna and Laura went back to class together and doodled the rest of class away.
*
Laura got home to find Hamtaro snoozing peacefully in his cage. The cute little fuzz ball looked so happy and innocent. He was just soooo cute! She wrote in her journal and went to bed early hoping that tomorrow wouldn't come too soon.
*
So what did you think? I hope it made up for the wait. Probably not, but I don't care. That's all you get. I set everything up for the next chapter. For those of ye who review, I might just grant your request on who dies next! Thanx for reading!
Sapphire
Chapter 4
Somebody's Going To Die...Again
Hello everyone! I missed you all! I can't believe it's taken this long. I forgot about this story. Yesterday my friend asked if I updated this fic and I went ballistic trying to write. To all of my loyal reviewers I am very sorry! I am sorry for the long delay in updates. I haven't updated in like forever on any of my stories. Please forgive me. Anywho, enough senseless chattering, on with the story.
*
Hamtaro sat in his cage staring out the window it was a fabulous day. Laura was gone because of school, so he could easily escape to the clubhouse. He thought of all of his victims. There was Boss, Dexter, Howdy, Maxwell, and soon, someone else's name would be added to the list.
"I think I'll pay the Ham-Hams a visit," he said, smirking evilly. He pulled out his ax and took it with him to the clubhouse. Upon his arrival, Bijou, Penelope, Panda, Pashmina, Sandy, Stan, Jingle, Oxnard, and Elder Ham and Aunt May (I think) were gathered around the graves of the victims of what they all assumed to be chronically depressed suicidal hamsters.
"Hamtaro we are glad you are here, you should say something to honor these fallen ones. After all, you were the last one to see them all," Bijou said.
Hamtaro nodded and walked to the gravesides. He delivered the most beautiful eulogies for the four fallen foes. It was the most lying he'd ever done in one day.
*
"Laura!" Travis called to her. She turned around upon hearing her name she was in the middle of crossing the street and the ditz decided to stop. Travis ran up to her and they began walking again, narrowly missing a car. "Did you get my apology?" he asked.
"Apology? I don't remember you apologizing to me," Laura replied truthfully.
"You didn't get my note?" he asked looking rather put out.
"Oh you mean the one where you make all of the excuses and try to hint that your sorry, and tell me that you like me?" she asked.
"But-"He was cut off by Laura.
"Look, you're forgiven okay? Next time apologize to me in person," she said. He smiled and the two of them walked to school holding hands.
*
Hamtaro had a plan. He would suggest going on a nature hike. Then they would all mysteriously split up and someone would die. It was perfect, but who to kill...then the answer came to him, as threw a dream. Penelope. She would be the next to die. And so it went, the foolish hamsters were easy enough to convince. They were all off in their own separate ways, enjoying nature. It was a nightmare. Penelope wouldn't leave Pashmina's side.
He finally managed to lure her away with a large supply of nuts. She was hungrily munching away on the nuts when Hamtaro struck. Poor thing never had a chance. Hamtaro cleaned off his ax and hid it beneath the nuts. Then, he made the paw prints of a cat leading to and from the crime scene. It was only a matter of time before Pashmina discovered her little friend. The hideously twisted and bleeding corpse made her wretch. She threw up at the sight of it. She cried until she was so weak and sad that Hamtaro killed her in an act of mercy.
When the others found out, they buried the bodies under the shade of a great oak tree. They held a funeral on the spot and everyone ran home. It was obvious that they were all afraid. Except, of course, for Hamtaro. He walked home enjoying the scenery.
*
Laura and Conna were sitting together at lunch as usual. They were comparing notes on the constellations when Travis the pimp appeared once again. He sat down at their table and ate lunch with them. They continued comparing notes and quizzing each other for the upcoming test, with Conna being the most prepared. It was obvious, however, that Travis wasn't going to pass with flying colors as usual. He would need extra help, and Conna volunteered Laura to do it tomorrow. Travis accepted before Laura could say anything and left.
"Conna! Why did you do that? My parents are going to go ballistic. You know they wouldn't let me have a boy over, at least not my dad anyway," Laura whined.
"Come on Laura, he obviously like you. At least help him study, it's not like your parents won't understand that," Conna replied.
"I guess so," Laura said. She put her head down and sighed as she walked to her locker and got out her other notebook. Conna and Laura went back to class together and doodled the rest of class away.
*
Laura got home to find Hamtaro snoozing peacefully in his cage. The cute little fuzz ball looked so happy and innocent. He was just soooo cute! She wrote in her journal and went to bed early hoping that tomorrow wouldn't come too soon.
*
So what did you think? I hope it made up for the wait. Probably not, but I don't care. That's all you get. I set everything up for the next chapter. For those of ye who review, I might just grant your request on who dies next! Thanx for reading!
Sapphire
