iAdvance Wars 2.5 VI, Part 1/i
Previously, Black Hole launched 4 atomic bombs on the capitals of the four other countries.
-Orange Star-
Max: This is not good. Both Andy and Nell were killed in the explosion of the giant bomb thingy Black Hole hit us with.
Hachi: I guess this means I'll have to do the unthinkable.
Sami: Do you really mean...?
Hachi: Yep! I'll have to put my money-making schemes on hold and actually fight!
Sami: I never thought the day would come!
-Black Hole-
Sturm: The bombs are a success! Lash, make sure to build more.
Lash: We ran out of atoms. We'll have to get more.
Sturm: I'm not getting it from that Atom Delivery Service again. They cost too much.
Lash: Well, they do have the best atoms. And the fastest delivery service.
Sturm: Fine, fine. You can order from them.
An Atom Delivery Service van screeches to a halt in front of Sturm.
Atom Delivery Guy: We have all the atoms you need!
Sturm: Very speedy service.
Atom Delivery Man: Isn't technology great these days?
Sturm: As long as we have the atoms, I don't care! Just charge it to Black Hole.
Atom Delivery Guy: Ah, I remember you. You're well-known for paying prompty and not worrying about our sky-high shipping and handling rates! *drives off*
Sturm: All right Lash, get to work on those bombs!
-Orange Star-
Max: Great. What are we going to do? Andy was the only one of us capable of making a weapon of that power, and Nell is the only one who knows how to communicate with the spies.
Hachi: So we're screwed, is that what you're saying?
Max: Pretty much.
-Green Earth-
Eagle: Boy, THAT bomb did a lot of damage.
Drake: It must be some new prototype.
Eagle: Whatever it was, make sure ALL OUR BOMBERS ARE OUTFITTED WITH IT!!!
Jess: But we don't even know how to make-
Eagle: NO BUTS! Get it ready in one week or you'll be sorry!
Jess: How sorry?
Eagle: Really, really, really sorry.
Drake: Oh boy. This could be tough.
7 days later...
Eagle: So are they all outfitted with the bomb?
Drake: Eagle, we just found out what the bomb was, much less make them, much less outfit bombers with them.
Eagle: YOU'RE BOTH FIRED! No, wait, never mind. I only need to fire one of you! Let's see...Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, Catch a tiger by the toe...
Drake: I got the tiger for you! I caught him by the thumb, though, is that okay?
Eagle: That's fine with me. Jess, you're fired.
Jess: I'm not leaving!
Eagle: Drake, release the tiger.
Drake lets go of the tiger and it chases Drake out.
Eagle: Wait, it was supposed to chase JESS out...oh well, I'll do it myself.
Eagle tries to chase Jess out, but Jess ends up chasing Eagle out.
-Blue Moon-
Olaf: Well, that certainly wasn't very good.
Grit: WASN'T VERY GOOD?! Half of our army was wiped out by that bomb!
Olaf: No, no, I was referring to the fact the toaster and microwave are broken.
Grit: Well, is Colin alive? I thought he was in the capital.
Colin: I'm alive.
Grit: What? Weren't you in the capital on military duty?
Colin: No, I was skipping it.
Olaf: Dang. I'm happy that he's alive but mad that he wasn't working when he was supposed to. So what do I do?
Grit: Give him a raise and punish him?
Olaf: Brilliant idea! Colin, one cent is added to your payroll, and you're sentenced to cleaning all of the bathrooms in the base for one year, beginning today.
Colin: But...you...I...we...argh!
Olaf: Now, about that bomb...there's only one thing to do! Surrender to Black Hole and meet all their demands! WE'RE DOOMED!
Grit: Oh, come on. Do you really think they have more bombs right now? It'll probably take time to make more.
Olaf: No, I bet they have 1,000 of those bombs that they could use all at once on us! We must surrender! It's hopeless! *sobs*
Colin: He IS being sarcastic, right?
Grit: With Olaf, you can never tell.
Meanwhile...
Lash: What? What do you mean it'll take a month to make even one more bomb?!
Scientist: Well, a bunch of our research was mysteriously erased by a mysterious computer virus that mysteriously managed to get onto our computer in some mysterious fashion.
Lash: Mysterious.
-Yellow Comet-
Kanbei: They dropped such a horrible bomb on our country without any warning? Have they no honor?!
Sonja: Father, have you checked your e-mail?
Kanbei: No.
Sonja: Well, there are 100 e-mails warning you that a really powerful bomb was about to be dropped.
Kanbei: But I never check my e-mail!
Sonja: They also sent you a telegram, a phone call, and a letter warning you.
Kanbei: Kanbei is still not satisfied! Why was I not informed of this!
Sonja: Doesn't Sensei open all our mail and decide which to give to us?
Kanbei: Oh.
Meanwhile...
Sensei: Hmm, an ultra-important telegram? Says that if we don't pay our electricity bill our electricity will be taken away? Better give this to Kanbei.
1.25 seconds later...
Sensei: What was I doing? Well, let's see, I'm holding a piece of paper. I bet I was going to put it in the paper shredder!
bWill Sonja and Kanbei learn about the electrical bill before it's too late? Will Sensei's memory improve? Will Black Hole launch more atomic bombs? Will I ever be able to make things serious instead of comical? Find out next time, on Advance Wars 2.5 VI!/b
iAdvance Wars 2.5 VI, Part 2/i
I think there was supposed to be something important here...but I can't quite remember what. Oh no! Sensei's amnesia is spreading! Must...get...to...hospital! Wait, where was I going again?
-Orange Star-
Andy: So the plan is, we create-
Hachi: What are you doing here? You were supposed to be dead!
Andy: Oh, really! *falls over dead*
Max: You ALWAYS say the wrong things...
Hachi: All right, all right. Using the magical powers invested in me for this one episode-
Sami: I bet a lot of long-forgotten running gags are going to appear soon...
Hachi: -I bring Andy back to life!
Max: How long will this take?
Hachi: A while.
2 weeks later...
Andy: Aw, why'd you wake me up? I was having such a great dream...
Sami: YOU WERE DEAD, ANDY!
Andy: But-
Sami: AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Andy: Eel!
Sami: Eel?
Andy: I meant to say "Eek!" but the writer accidentally pressed "l" instead of "k".
Lord Seth: Yes, I've been having keyboerd proqlems laeely.
Mhx: Weel, fiw ypur stipod kdybparf zlreadh!
Llrc Srty: Akl fibhr, aol tifhy. Ig motht ramw z qgule, fnojgg.
Sqni: I hstr yju.
3 qdrka osrwf...
Kpfd Srgn: Pmah, ig'x gdytknf q lkgtoe bdtget. I ghijk wd cag gi bqvk ro lur nofmwl sgorh nlw, it'x ckeating jp akready.
Sami: Boy, am I glad THAT's over.
Max: Zrd yyi syrd?
Sami: AAAAHHHH! *has a heart attack*
Max: I can't believe she fell for that!
Andy: Quick, cut to someplace else before thks gaf ks usdd ahain!
-Black Hole-
Lash: Well, we've managed to make another bomb.
Sturm: Excellent.
Lash: Where do we target it?
Sturm: I don't care. Set it on random.
Lash sets it on random. The bomb lands where Sturm and Lash are.
Sturm: WHAT?!
Lash: You said to set it on random, so it landed on a random place: here.
Sturm: Why did I ever have the random feature include Black Hole?
Lash: Shouldn't we be dead now?
Lord Seth: You should. I just delayed your demise so we could have this entertaining conversation.
Lash: Oh well. We'll be brought back to life almost immediately.
iAdvance Wars 2.5 VI, Part 8/i
Flak: *sigh* It's too bad that Lash and Sturm are STILL dead.
Adder: I know. Usually they come back right away.
Back in Part 2...
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Seth: Okay, that's enough with the sound effects. Anyway...
Hey, wait a minute! You were at Ground Zero! Why didn't you die?
Lord Seth: I went to Ground One at the last second.
Oh.
Lord Seth: And-
Whoops, ran out of time!
Lord Seth: RAN OUT OF TIME?! There's plenty of time left!
Not according to our sponsor.
Lord Seth: We don't have a sponsor!
We do now.
Lord Seth: Oh, come on. I'm the writer! Why am I being kept out of the loop!
As a joke. And a space filler.
Lord Seth: I hate you.
That's it, I quit!
Lord Seth: Okay, I'll just get a new narrator.
Fine, fine, I'll stay.
Lord Seth: Quick, end it with something relevant to the story!
-Orange Star-
Andy: Well, I've managed to create a replica of the bomb Black Hole dropped.
Max: And it'll be as strong as that one?
Andy: Strong? By replica, I meant a sculpture. It'll take more time if you want me to actually make one.
Max: How long?
Andy: Check back in Part 4.
Max: Wasn't this in Season 5?
Andy: Didn't that joke go out of style a while ago?
bDid the joke go out of style? Will Orange Star perfect its bomb? Find out next time, on Advance Wars 2.5 VI!/b
iAdvance Wars 2.5 VI, Part 3/i
-Green Earth-
Eagle: Maybe firing Jess was a mistake.
Drake: Just rehire her!
Eagle: No! I know she'll want a raise!
Drake: So give her one!
Eagle: Green Earth is tight on funds. It'll mean decreasing my pay.
Drake: So decrease it!
Eagle: I'm not decreasing my pay! I only make 1,000,000 a year! That's barely enough to live on!
Drake: What? $1,000,000 is excellent pay!
Eagle: I make 1,000,000 in MONOPOLY money.
Drake: Oh. That explains why I've had to buy you lunch every day for the past 10 years.
Eagle: Fine, fine. Rehire Jess. But the money is coming out of YOUR salary!
Drake: No worries. I make 2,000,000 in real dollars each year!
Eagle: What? I make less than that, and in play money!
Drake: Take it up with the person who decides who gets what amount of money!
Eagle: I thought that was me.
Drake: Well, fix it!
Eagle: I don't know how.
Drake: You're in charge of this and you don't know how to do any of it?
Eagle: Hey, I'm in charge of the Green Earth army and don't know how to use it right!
Drake: Okay, okay, you have a point.
A short time later...
Jess: So I'm going to make 3,000,001 dollars a year, eh?
Drake: Yep. We gave you a one dollar raise.
Jess: Excellent.
Drake: Hey! Eagle wasn't in charge of assigning payrolls after all! Lord Seth somehow managed to get the job!
Lord Seth: Yes. I have "connections".
Eagle: I hate you.
Meanwhile, in a completely different story...
A lot Koopas hit Mario. He dies.
Luigi: NOOOOOO!!!!
Luigi goes into a frenzy and kills all the Koopas.
Some time later...
Luigi: Well, I've beaten Bowser, defeated all the Koopas, and conquered their castle. All in revenge. What should we do now?
Luigi is standing in front of Mario's grave. Lord Seth pops up.
Lord Seth: How 'bout this?
Lord Seth tosses a 1-Up into Mario's grave. Mario comes back to life and hops out.
Luigi: I like you, Lord Seth.
Lord Seth: That's something I don't hear very often.
Back on Wars World...
Colin: What? I got an F on this test?
Teacher: Someone tipped us off that you were the one who was cheating before, so you get an F.
Colin: Who was this person?
Lord Seth: Me.
Colin: I hate you.
Lord Seth: *sigh* I guess we're back to reality.
-Black Hole-
Hawke: Well, Lash and Sturm are dead. Do you think you're capable of making more of those 'Atom Bombs'?
Scientist: Yes, and I can't believe we can finally call them by their proper name instead of the "Ultra-Bomb 3000".
Hawke: Good, good. Crank them out.
Scientist: Yes, sir!
Meanwhile...
Flak: Got any 3's?
Adder: Go fish.
Flak draws a card.
Flak: Haha! I win!
Adder: You got lucky, that's all, lucky!
Flak: Adder, that was the 300th time in a row I beat you.
Adder: Okay, let's play Crazy Eights.
400 games later...
Adder: How 'bout War?
500 games later...
Adder: Bridge?
600 games later...
Adder: Rugby?
700 games later...
Adder: Poker?
800 games later...
Adder: SOLITARE?!
900 games later...
Adder: That's it! I give up! You even beat me at Solitare!
Flak: 900 times in a row.
Hawke: What's this? You guys have been playing card games while I've been working hard?
Flak: Er...
Hawke: Count me in! Let's play Go Fish!
100 games later...
Flak: Well, I won 50 games and you won 50. Looks like we should have one more deciding match, Hawke.
Adder: I LOST THEM ALL! *cries and runs away*
Flak: I worry about that one.
Hawke: So do I.
1 game later...
Flak: A tie in Crazy Eights? I can't believe it!
Hawke: I guess we're equals in card games.
8 of Clubs: Time to take over!
Flak: What?
8 of Hearts: We're crazy, and we're going to take over the Black Hole army!
bWill the Crazy Eights take over the Black Hole army? Will any other country make an atom bomb? Will Colin bring his grades up? Will Lord Seth ever not be hated? Find out next time, on Advance Wars 2.5!/b
Due to computer failure, the remainder of Season 6 has been lost. Oh, the jokes that will never be read! The plots that will be never seen! In its place, we have decided to see exactly how much we can write of an AW2 story in 1 minute!
iAdvance Wars 2.25, Part 0/i
A long long time ago, in a galaxy so far away it ended up being right next to us...
Grit: I've got bad news, Olaf.
Olaf: Let me guess, all your guns went off at the same time AGAIN and...
Grit: No, what actually happe
bThe End!/b
Note: I really did write this in one minute.
Previously, Black Hole launched 4 atomic bombs on the capitals of the four other countries.
-Orange Star-
Max: This is not good. Both Andy and Nell were killed in the explosion of the giant bomb thingy Black Hole hit us with.
Hachi: I guess this means I'll have to do the unthinkable.
Sami: Do you really mean...?
Hachi: Yep! I'll have to put my money-making schemes on hold and actually fight!
Sami: I never thought the day would come!
-Black Hole-
Sturm: The bombs are a success! Lash, make sure to build more.
Lash: We ran out of atoms. We'll have to get more.
Sturm: I'm not getting it from that Atom Delivery Service again. They cost too much.
Lash: Well, they do have the best atoms. And the fastest delivery service.
Sturm: Fine, fine. You can order from them.
An Atom Delivery Service van screeches to a halt in front of Sturm.
Atom Delivery Guy: We have all the atoms you need!
Sturm: Very speedy service.
Atom Delivery Man: Isn't technology great these days?
Sturm: As long as we have the atoms, I don't care! Just charge it to Black Hole.
Atom Delivery Guy: Ah, I remember you. You're well-known for paying prompty and not worrying about our sky-high shipping and handling rates! *drives off*
Sturm: All right Lash, get to work on those bombs!
-Orange Star-
Max: Great. What are we going to do? Andy was the only one of us capable of making a weapon of that power, and Nell is the only one who knows how to communicate with the spies.
Hachi: So we're screwed, is that what you're saying?
Max: Pretty much.
-Green Earth-
Eagle: Boy, THAT bomb did a lot of damage.
Drake: It must be some new prototype.
Eagle: Whatever it was, make sure ALL OUR BOMBERS ARE OUTFITTED WITH IT!!!
Jess: But we don't even know how to make-
Eagle: NO BUTS! Get it ready in one week or you'll be sorry!
Jess: How sorry?
Eagle: Really, really, really sorry.
Drake: Oh boy. This could be tough.
7 days later...
Eagle: So are they all outfitted with the bomb?
Drake: Eagle, we just found out what the bomb was, much less make them, much less outfit bombers with them.
Eagle: YOU'RE BOTH FIRED! No, wait, never mind. I only need to fire one of you! Let's see...Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, Catch a tiger by the toe...
Drake: I got the tiger for you! I caught him by the thumb, though, is that okay?
Eagle: That's fine with me. Jess, you're fired.
Jess: I'm not leaving!
Eagle: Drake, release the tiger.
Drake lets go of the tiger and it chases Drake out.
Eagle: Wait, it was supposed to chase JESS out...oh well, I'll do it myself.
Eagle tries to chase Jess out, but Jess ends up chasing Eagle out.
-Blue Moon-
Olaf: Well, that certainly wasn't very good.
Grit: WASN'T VERY GOOD?! Half of our army was wiped out by that bomb!
Olaf: No, no, I was referring to the fact the toaster and microwave are broken.
Grit: Well, is Colin alive? I thought he was in the capital.
Colin: I'm alive.
Grit: What? Weren't you in the capital on military duty?
Colin: No, I was skipping it.
Olaf: Dang. I'm happy that he's alive but mad that he wasn't working when he was supposed to. So what do I do?
Grit: Give him a raise and punish him?
Olaf: Brilliant idea! Colin, one cent is added to your payroll, and you're sentenced to cleaning all of the bathrooms in the base for one year, beginning today.
Colin: But...you...I...we...argh!
Olaf: Now, about that bomb...there's only one thing to do! Surrender to Black Hole and meet all their demands! WE'RE DOOMED!
Grit: Oh, come on. Do you really think they have more bombs right now? It'll probably take time to make more.
Olaf: No, I bet they have 1,000 of those bombs that they could use all at once on us! We must surrender! It's hopeless! *sobs*
Colin: He IS being sarcastic, right?
Grit: With Olaf, you can never tell.
Meanwhile...
Lash: What? What do you mean it'll take a month to make even one more bomb?!
Scientist: Well, a bunch of our research was mysteriously erased by a mysterious computer virus that mysteriously managed to get onto our computer in some mysterious fashion.
Lash: Mysterious.
-Yellow Comet-
Kanbei: They dropped such a horrible bomb on our country without any warning? Have they no honor?!
Sonja: Father, have you checked your e-mail?
Kanbei: No.
Sonja: Well, there are 100 e-mails warning you that a really powerful bomb was about to be dropped.
Kanbei: But I never check my e-mail!
Sonja: They also sent you a telegram, a phone call, and a letter warning you.
Kanbei: Kanbei is still not satisfied! Why was I not informed of this!
Sonja: Doesn't Sensei open all our mail and decide which to give to us?
Kanbei: Oh.
Meanwhile...
Sensei: Hmm, an ultra-important telegram? Says that if we don't pay our electricity bill our electricity will be taken away? Better give this to Kanbei.
1.25 seconds later...
Sensei: What was I doing? Well, let's see, I'm holding a piece of paper. I bet I was going to put it in the paper shredder!
bWill Sonja and Kanbei learn about the electrical bill before it's too late? Will Sensei's memory improve? Will Black Hole launch more atomic bombs? Will I ever be able to make things serious instead of comical? Find out next time, on Advance Wars 2.5 VI!/b
iAdvance Wars 2.5 VI, Part 2/i
I think there was supposed to be something important here...but I can't quite remember what. Oh no! Sensei's amnesia is spreading! Must...get...to...hospital! Wait, where was I going again?
-Orange Star-
Andy: So the plan is, we create-
Hachi: What are you doing here? You were supposed to be dead!
Andy: Oh, really! *falls over dead*
Max: You ALWAYS say the wrong things...
Hachi: All right, all right. Using the magical powers invested in me for this one episode-
Sami: I bet a lot of long-forgotten running gags are going to appear soon...
Hachi: -I bring Andy back to life!
Max: How long will this take?
Hachi: A while.
2 weeks later...
Andy: Aw, why'd you wake me up? I was having such a great dream...
Sami: YOU WERE DEAD, ANDY!
Andy: But-
Sami: AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Andy: Eel!
Sami: Eel?
Andy: I meant to say "Eek!" but the writer accidentally pressed "l" instead of "k".
Lord Seth: Yes, I've been having keyboerd proqlems laeely.
Mhx: Weel, fiw ypur stipod kdybparf zlreadh!
Llrc Srty: Akl fibhr, aol tifhy. Ig motht ramw z qgule, fnojgg.
Sqni: I hstr yju.
3 qdrka osrwf...
Kpfd Srgn: Pmah, ig'x gdytknf q lkgtoe bdtget. I ghijk wd cag gi bqvk ro lur nofmwl sgorh nlw, it'x ckeating jp akready.
Sami: Boy, am I glad THAT's over.
Max: Zrd yyi syrd?
Sami: AAAAHHHH! *has a heart attack*
Max: I can't believe she fell for that!
Andy: Quick, cut to someplace else before thks gaf ks usdd ahain!
-Black Hole-
Lash: Well, we've managed to make another bomb.
Sturm: Excellent.
Lash: Where do we target it?
Sturm: I don't care. Set it on random.
Lash sets it on random. The bomb lands where Sturm and Lash are.
Sturm: WHAT?!
Lash: You said to set it on random, so it landed on a random place: here.
Sturm: Why did I ever have the random feature include Black Hole?
Lash: Shouldn't we be dead now?
Lord Seth: You should. I just delayed your demise so we could have this entertaining conversation.
Lash: Oh well. We'll be brought back to life almost immediately.
iAdvance Wars 2.5 VI, Part 8/i
Flak: *sigh* It's too bad that Lash and Sturm are STILL dead.
Adder: I know. Usually they come back right away.
Back in Part 2...
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Seth: Okay, that's enough with the sound effects. Anyway...
Hey, wait a minute! You were at Ground Zero! Why didn't you die?
Lord Seth: I went to Ground One at the last second.
Oh.
Lord Seth: And-
Whoops, ran out of time!
Lord Seth: RAN OUT OF TIME?! There's plenty of time left!
Not according to our sponsor.
Lord Seth: We don't have a sponsor!
We do now.
Lord Seth: Oh, come on. I'm the writer! Why am I being kept out of the loop!
As a joke. And a space filler.
Lord Seth: I hate you.
That's it, I quit!
Lord Seth: Okay, I'll just get a new narrator.
Fine, fine, I'll stay.
Lord Seth: Quick, end it with something relevant to the story!
-Orange Star-
Andy: Well, I've managed to create a replica of the bomb Black Hole dropped.
Max: And it'll be as strong as that one?
Andy: Strong? By replica, I meant a sculpture. It'll take more time if you want me to actually make one.
Max: How long?
Andy: Check back in Part 4.
Max: Wasn't this in Season 5?
Andy: Didn't that joke go out of style a while ago?
bDid the joke go out of style? Will Orange Star perfect its bomb? Find out next time, on Advance Wars 2.5 VI!/b
iAdvance Wars 2.5 VI, Part 3/i
-Green Earth-
Eagle: Maybe firing Jess was a mistake.
Drake: Just rehire her!
Eagle: No! I know she'll want a raise!
Drake: So give her one!
Eagle: Green Earth is tight on funds. It'll mean decreasing my pay.
Drake: So decrease it!
Eagle: I'm not decreasing my pay! I only make 1,000,000 a year! That's barely enough to live on!
Drake: What? $1,000,000 is excellent pay!
Eagle: I make 1,000,000 in MONOPOLY money.
Drake: Oh. That explains why I've had to buy you lunch every day for the past 10 years.
Eagle: Fine, fine. Rehire Jess. But the money is coming out of YOUR salary!
Drake: No worries. I make 2,000,000 in real dollars each year!
Eagle: What? I make less than that, and in play money!
Drake: Take it up with the person who decides who gets what amount of money!
Eagle: I thought that was me.
Drake: Well, fix it!
Eagle: I don't know how.
Drake: You're in charge of this and you don't know how to do any of it?
Eagle: Hey, I'm in charge of the Green Earth army and don't know how to use it right!
Drake: Okay, okay, you have a point.
A short time later...
Jess: So I'm going to make 3,000,001 dollars a year, eh?
Drake: Yep. We gave you a one dollar raise.
Jess: Excellent.
Drake: Hey! Eagle wasn't in charge of assigning payrolls after all! Lord Seth somehow managed to get the job!
Lord Seth: Yes. I have "connections".
Eagle: I hate you.
Meanwhile, in a completely different story...
A lot Koopas hit Mario. He dies.
Luigi: NOOOOOO!!!!
Luigi goes into a frenzy and kills all the Koopas.
Some time later...
Luigi: Well, I've beaten Bowser, defeated all the Koopas, and conquered their castle. All in revenge. What should we do now?
Luigi is standing in front of Mario's grave. Lord Seth pops up.
Lord Seth: How 'bout this?
Lord Seth tosses a 1-Up into Mario's grave. Mario comes back to life and hops out.
Luigi: I like you, Lord Seth.
Lord Seth: That's something I don't hear very often.
Back on Wars World...
Colin: What? I got an F on this test?
Teacher: Someone tipped us off that you were the one who was cheating before, so you get an F.
Colin: Who was this person?
Lord Seth: Me.
Colin: I hate you.
Lord Seth: *sigh* I guess we're back to reality.
-Black Hole-
Hawke: Well, Lash and Sturm are dead. Do you think you're capable of making more of those 'Atom Bombs'?
Scientist: Yes, and I can't believe we can finally call them by their proper name instead of the "Ultra-Bomb 3000".
Hawke: Good, good. Crank them out.
Scientist: Yes, sir!
Meanwhile...
Flak: Got any 3's?
Adder: Go fish.
Flak draws a card.
Flak: Haha! I win!
Adder: You got lucky, that's all, lucky!
Flak: Adder, that was the 300th time in a row I beat you.
Adder: Okay, let's play Crazy Eights.
400 games later...
Adder: How 'bout War?
500 games later...
Adder: Bridge?
600 games later...
Adder: Rugby?
700 games later...
Adder: Poker?
800 games later...
Adder: SOLITARE?!
900 games later...
Adder: That's it! I give up! You even beat me at Solitare!
Flak: 900 times in a row.
Hawke: What's this? You guys have been playing card games while I've been working hard?
Flak: Er...
Hawke: Count me in! Let's play Go Fish!
100 games later...
Flak: Well, I won 50 games and you won 50. Looks like we should have one more deciding match, Hawke.
Adder: I LOST THEM ALL! *cries and runs away*
Flak: I worry about that one.
Hawke: So do I.
1 game later...
Flak: A tie in Crazy Eights? I can't believe it!
Hawke: I guess we're equals in card games.
8 of Clubs: Time to take over!
Flak: What?
8 of Hearts: We're crazy, and we're going to take over the Black Hole army!
bWill the Crazy Eights take over the Black Hole army? Will any other country make an atom bomb? Will Colin bring his grades up? Will Lord Seth ever not be hated? Find out next time, on Advance Wars 2.5!/b
Due to computer failure, the remainder of Season 6 has been lost. Oh, the jokes that will never be read! The plots that will be never seen! In its place, we have decided to see exactly how much we can write of an AW2 story in 1 minute!
iAdvance Wars 2.25, Part 0/i
A long long time ago, in a galaxy so far away it ended up being right next to us...
Grit: I've got bad news, Olaf.
Olaf: Let me guess, all your guns went off at the same time AGAIN and...
Grit: No, what actually happe
bThe End!/b
Note: I really did write this in one minute.
