The day Harry met a pirate:

One day while Harry was taking a stroll along the park near his house he heard a soft whistling sound. He quickly hid then saw a oddly dressed man ((MEAN THOUGHTS HOW DARE HE THINK THAT)).

"Excuse me sir?" Harry asked the man as he got out of his hiding place, "Are you lost?"

"Do I look like I am lost mate?" the person said.

"Well... you don't look from here.... or this century," Harry said as he saw something on the ground near the man's feet.

"I lost my bo-ship. Do you know where I can find the Caribbean?" the man said with a dozy look in his eyes, "By the way I am Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow if you please."

"Never heard of you(stupid potter), maybe you have heard of me though... Harry Potter? Oh and I have no clue of where the Caribbean is sorry," Harry stood expecting him to notice who he was. "No, never heard of you. Why are a pirate or something?" Captian Jack Sparrow said with a quick glance at the area around him.

"Me? A pirate? Ha! I think you are a little bit off your rocker (err potter) "I am one of the most famous wizards alive" Harry said as he looked at Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Wizard? Oh...so you are running from the law to?"

"Er... sort of"

Captain Jack Sparrow looked at harry then gave him a challenge, "If you are a wizard do a little trick"

"Ok," Harry said as he focused his stick at the thing near Captain Jack Sparrow's feet. He muttered a few words and nothing happened. Captain Jack Sparrow stared at the boy like he was as stupid as Will(indeed he is )

"Oh, silly me" Harry said as he threw the stick aside and grabbed his wand. He then pointed his wand at the object near Captain Jack Sparrow's feet and mumbled the same words. BANG!! The jar went flying into the air and smashed on the sidewalk below.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY RUM!!" Captain Jack Sparrow ran to his smashed bottel on the ground but before he could get to it harry zapped it away so no one would get hurt from the glass.

"AHHHHH!!! ALL MY RUM IS GONE!! THAT IS THE LAST OF IT!!" Captain Jack Sparrow quickly drew out his new pistol and shot harry in the head. Then Voldemort heard about Harry's death and he was laughing while eating a meatball and choked.

The end.

THIS STORY IS DEICATED TO CAPTIAN JACK SPARROW!