HALLOWEEN: THE OPERETTA

Songs by PF4Eva-----Written by PF4Eva-----Based on characters created by John Carpenter & Debra Hill, based on their screenplay, "Halloween"

I own none of the characters in this story....
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(A piano plays in the background. Dr. Loomis walks up to the stage.)

LOOMIS:
(Sung to the tune of "We Are the Champions")
In Haddonfield
There lived a boy
Committed a murder
He committed a crime
Was only six
Evil brand new
Had a knife in his hand
Emotionless face
His eyes were blue
And I would rave on and on and on and on....

He is the Boogeyman - my friend
And he'll keep on killing till the end
He is the Boogeyman
He is the Boogeyman
He kills on Halloween
'Cause he is the Boogeyman in this world

(We see a six-year-old boy dressed as a clown enter the house by which Loomis is standing.)

Death came to this town
Ascended these stairs
Creeped into his sister's room
And everything went wrong with it
Was in the fall

(The boy stabs his sister 12 times. The girl dies.)

She lied on her bed, her corpse had plenty a bruise
And their parents came home quickly before the rest of the town
Would all be murdered too
Do I need to go on and on and on and on?

He is the Boogeyman - my friend
And he'll keep on killing till the end
He is the Boogeyman
He is the Boogeyman
He kills on Halloween
'Cause he is the Boogeyman

He is the Boogeyman - my friend
And he'll keep on killing till the end
He is the Boogeyman
He is the Boogeyman
He kills on Halloween
'Cause he is the Boogeyman

(The boy is outside with his mask ripped off by his father. Dr. Loomis disappears with a puff of smoke.....)