TA DA!! Another chappy!! Enjoy!!
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Remy and John were currently walking down the street in Bayville, because to be quite truthful where else would they be?
"So mate what we gonna do now then?"
"we coul' annoy dem X-men lot but Remy is sick of the sight of dem"
"Yeah bet they are of us too, bet they wernt expecting the chicken feathers either"
This of course would have been funny to them if kurt hadn't ended up porting his team so that it hit them instead of the X-men leaving them all covered in chicken feathers, and they take a long time to get off. Walking in silence kicking random rocks John came to a sudden halt as he sniffed the air.
"You smell that mate?"
Frowning in confusion Remy turned to John and smelt the air slightly.
"No, what?"
"Fire! I smell a bonfire!"
If you could describe the paleness of Remy's face at that moment you would compare him to a ghost if not paler. John ran off in the direction of the fire and Remy followed, unwillingly behind him. However nothing really prepared them for the sight that were about to witness, coming around the corner they both stopped abruptly and came face to face with a giant bonfire, a group of angry X-men and Magneto flying above them laughing manically, until he saw the pair and then he stopped but the manic grin stayed on his face.
"I got an idea when you were out!! Its great! Much better then my other plans! You see I burn all of their things, furniture, clothes and things then theyre homeless!!"
Waiting for the rest of the plan they waited, however Magneto just seemed to stay floating in front of them smiling.
"and?"
Prompted John who was thoroughly confused by the current plan.
"and what?"
"and then what? Cause even if theyre homeless, which theyre not cause the house is still there, they still have more people then us and can still beat us"
Magnetos face suddenly fell as John told him this.
"Oh, well onto the next plan then! it's a really good one too!! But ive gotta go this way! Meet me at the warehouse place in half hour!"
With that a now grinning again magneto flew off. Remy and John turned around slowly to come face to face with a big group of angry X-men, smiling slightly they backed away slowly not making any sudden movements in case they attacked, unfortunately they all started to run towards them giving Remy and John no choice but to run.
*½ hr later*
Panting slightly Remy and John arrived at the warehouse that Magneto wanted to meet them at, looking behind them nervously John decided that they had indeed lost them finally.
"Remy told ya that that zoo idea would work"
"yeah well I didn't know you meant you wanted to set fire to that popcorn maker machine thing"
"It worked!"
"It blew up and covered half the zoo path and the animals in bloody popcorn!"
"So what do ya tink it is dis time? Swans? Tar? Or just the good ol' Water one?"
Walking around the corner they found Magneto stood in front of a small group of people with his arms folded.
"There you two are! I have a new plan! And its them! You see now our team has more people on it we're bound to win!"
Looking at the group of people in front of them they had to ask the question that would inevitably be the downfall of the plan.
"Where did yo' get em from?"
Remy stood waiting for magneto to answer when in fact one of the group raised their arm and spoke up.
"erm…….is this the tour of New York?"
After this more people began to talk too.
"I was waiting for a bus"
"I was buying ice-cream"
"I was shopping"
"I need the toilet"
"I have a lunch to get to"
"Who are you all?"
Frowning confused it suddenly dawned on the pair where Magneto obtained his newest 'members', they were all humans who had been basically kidnapped from the streets.
"Bucket I mean Magneto…."
Magneto crossed his arms and cleared his throat that made John gulp before he continued.
"…….Almighty Magneto, do any of these people have any powers?"
Looking like he'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar Magneto lowered his arms and began to sulk slightly and shook his head no.
"So would they be able to help us?"
Again sulking Magneto shook his head no again.
"Are you taking these people back to where you found them?"
Shaking his head no Magneto smiled manically and said once again the dreaded words.
"But I have an idea!! To the zoo! Do you think they'll lend us a lion or two or would we need to steal them?"
Looking at each other worriedly the Remy and John hesitantly followed Magneto wondering how exactly they got into the position they were in now.
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I say again TA DA!!! Im hoping ppl are enjoying this, oh and sorry its so much shorter then the first chapter but my back hurts and its 1.35am and I have to wake up for a 10am lecture tomorrow! AH! Ah ze well! To bed me tinks!!
RW
