Hey! Now this is REALLY short and probably REALLY bad but #1) im tired and #2) I wrote this quickly when I was supposed to be writing an essay that's due in Friday along with 2 more assignments, but once again we say "this is me here and ill probably just leave It to the last minute!" lol! Anywhoo we discover the true reason that Remy talks in 3rd person!!

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Frowning angrily John and Remy sat on the couch in the lounge area of their base in silence, the air was so thick with tension that it couldn't be cut with chainsaw let alone a knife.

Grinning totally oblivious to the tension or Remy and Johns mood Magneto flew into the room and stood in front of the two angry teens.

"What's up chaps?!"

Without changing their expressions both John and Remy turned their heads to look at Magneto, which seemed to surprise Magneto.

"What? Oh your not still mad about the last idea? Don't worry! No one noticed!"

"Yo' kiddin right? No one noticed! Of course they noticed!!! vous nous avez fait la robe vers le haut dans un costume de tigre! Il couldnt soit plus evident!!"

"We can never show our faces again mate!"

"Now now don't start……….erm……..you, lets stop this chit chat I have an idea!! A better one!! Now wheres that big guy………..erm the one I can control?"

Magneto stood up and ran out the room looking at his hands whilst mumbling. The teens looked at each other both thinking the same thing.

"He didn't know my name?!"

Or maybe not exactly the same as each other.

"Well why else do yo' tink Remy always talk in t'ird person? Tis de only way he remember"

Both turned back toward the TV with their arms crossed in silence. It wasn't until the programme had finished until they began to talk to each other again.

"Remy was tinkin'….."

"Yeah I was thinkin it to mate, why would Dipsy want a handbag I thought he was a lad?"

"Non! Remy was tinkin that we should yo' know run off like Piotr did"

Grinning his manic grin John nodded his agreement and so the pair made their way to the exit of the base so they could escape forever. However they were caught just as they were about to leave.

"That's the spirit! Now stand still this wont hurt……….much"

With that said Magneto aimed a big gun at the pair who watched a bright light encase them.

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Opening his eyes Remy was first confronted by the disturbing scene that was Magneto spinning in circles whilst singing 'It worked' over and over. Lifting himself up onto one of his elbows he rubbed his eyes with his free hand, and that was the moment when he realised something wasn't right. Cautiously he opened his eyes and looked down at himself, or what used to be 'him'self.

"Ce qui la baise! La merde ce qui s'est produite je suis des femmes! Thats non droit! Quand cela? pourquoi? ce qui? Merde!"

Getting up Remy found that he now had to hold onto his trousers so they wouldn't fall down he ran into his room quickly and looked at his new self in the mirror, then he heard the girly shriek that was none other then John.

"What the bloody hell!!"

*6hrs later*

"And let me be the first to welcome you to the Xavier Institute for the gifted Rebecca and Julie"

Smiling 'Rebecca' and 'Julie' made their way up to their new room that they were sharing, smiling at the fact that everyone fell for it they both sat on their new beds.

"Rem I mean Rebecca what's the plan then? I mean buckethead said infiltrate, but what do we do after we've infiltrated?"

"Well he said….." Remy's face fell "Merde! I toght he tol' yo'!"

"I thought he told you!"

"Merde! How long is dis" he pointed to herself "supposed to last?"

"Well…..I have no clue"

"Mags must really hate us"

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Translations;

*you made us the dress up in a tiger costume! It couldn't be more obvious!!?

*what the fuck! Shit what happened i am a women! Thats not right! When did that? why did? what?

Yeah ok bad I know but reasons are at the top if you wanna know! lol! So! Remy and John are now girls of course the question here is - Do they know its Remy and John and - How long until it doesn't work anymore and they change back etc etc lol!

RW