A/N Sera:
My first fic on FF.net!
Lee... ye have any?
A/N Lee:
Uh...yeah. I'm along in this fic too. ^_^
Do YOU have anymore to add to your A/N?
Sera: WE DON'T OWN YUUGIOU! THAT BELONGS TO KAZIKU TAKAHASHI!!!!! Takeshi Omshina, Lei and Serenity are owned by us! We own ourselves!
Lee: Lei belongs to me [she would be my annoying Yami] and my Millennium Coin [me Millennium Item] belongs to me also...if it's mentioned in the fic.. o_0;
Sera: IMPORTANT: And on a final note, Sakura is the Reincarnation of Kisara. Saki is not an OC, but a renamed reincarnation
Parings: Seto/Saki(Kisara), teeny bit of Bakura/Kisara, Atem/Anzu, Jou/Mai, One sided Jou/Lee (On Lee's side is the loving! ^_^), Shadi/Isis, and Honda/Shizuka and Malik/Sera (OC, not meh)
Hai! Soo... Let's begin!
Lee: ON WITH THE FIC! =D
I always do that.. .
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At Domino High School
Teacher: *Teacher is Yacking about how they are assigned to go to diffrent Summer Camps in the area* and so... *Yada Yada*
Saki: /He is boring the Crap out of me/!
Jou: /Dude, he's never going to stop at this point ~_~/
Teacher: *Yada* sooo Kaiba Seto, Jounochi Katsuya, Mutou Yugi, Masaki Anzu, Bakura Ryou, Honda Hitiro, Otogi Ryuuji, Malik Ishtar, Omshina Takeshi, Omshina Sakura are going to GreenForest Summer Camp!
Seto: O.o
Ryou: /Oh dear God/
Anzu: /Oh my, ALL of us?/
Takeshi: /Sakura must be happy, she gets Kaiba/
Saki: ^_^
Jou: /Oh great, why do all of us have to go? _/
Saki: /Seto! Maybe we can share cabins ^_^/
Yugi: *hyper* /YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!/
Seto: /NOT YUGI! ANYONE BUT HIM! Saki is coming! Yay! Bad enough I'm related to that shrimp..../
Atem: /why does KAIBA have to come? And how did Yugi get hyper? o.o/
Turtle Game shop
Yugi: *still hyper* *runs into the shop* HIGRANDPAWE'REGOINGTOGREENFORESTSUMMERCAMPFORSCHOOL!
Yugi's Grandpa: Calm down, Yugi. What did you say?
Yugi: Hi Grandpa we're going to Green Forest Summer Camp for school!
Lee: Can I come?
Yugi: I guess…
Lee: YAY! w00t! WOHOO! I GET TO GO! ^___^
Yugi's Grandpa: When do you leave?
Yugi: Next week
Yugi's Grandpa: Okay!
Kaiba Corp.
Mokuba: Nii-sama?
Seto: Yeah?
Mokuba: How was school????????
Seto: Uh... /o_o Oh no, I have to mention that stupid Summer Camp crap/ It's just a plain ordinary day..
Mokuba: Okay.......
Sera: Daddy's lying!!
Seto: What? HOW WOULD I BE LYING?!
Sera: Daddy... the last day of school is NEVER ordinary!
Seto: _ Well...this one was!
Sera: NOTHING happened unusual pre se?
Seto: Nope
Sera: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!! _
Seto: *looks down to see...his pants are REALLY on fire* O_O
Sera: O_O DADDY! *Throws water on Seto's pants!*
Seto: Now my pants are wet... o_o *runs to go change his pants*
Sera: *Holds up match* To the computer!
Mokuba: *Looks* He's going to a summer camp for school!!
Sera: O_O Daddy does LIE!!!!
Seto: *walks in* Yes, I do lie. _ And I am going to summer camp for school..
Sera: I WANNA COME! I WANNA COME! DADDYYYYYYYY!
Seto: NO!
Sera: WAAHHHH!
Seto: Oh no... x_x
Mokuba: Can I go?
Seto: I guess so...
Sera: I'M MOVING IN WITH MOMMY!!!!!!!!
Seto: o_o
Sera: You hate me!!!! :((
Seto: No I don't!
Sera: Than *sniff* why did you say yes to Mokuba and no to MEEEEE!
Seto: Uh... BECAUSE!
Sera: MOMMY WOULD LET ME!
Seto: Well...Mommy's a different story!
Sera: I'm living with Mommy!
Seto: ... ._. Ok...
Sera: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! *Hugs Seto* Your the best daddy!
Seto: Heheheh... ^_^;
Sera: Can I go to Mommy's house?
Seto: Sure
Sera: YAY!
Sakura's House
Saki: *hears Doorbell* I'll get it! *Opens door* HUH? Nobody's here...
Takeshi: Who was that?
Saki: No one... *goes to room* *Inside room* Weird...
Sera: HI MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Saki: SERA! What are you doing here?
Sera: Daddy said I could come! ^_^
Saki:... Seto! I thought we made an agreement that when you weren't at school you were AWAYS under the supervision of Seto!
Sera: ^_^ Daddy is a rulebreaker than!
Saki: My mom doesn't know about you!
Sera: -_-... puu...
Saki: She says she is too young to be a Grandmother. But YOU are here! And that would make her a Grandmother!
Saki's mom: Hmm? What was that about me Saki?
Saki: Ehhhh O_O
Sera: Your dead...
Saki's mom: Who said that?
Saki: Ummm.....
Sera: *Jumps out* ME!!!!
Saki: SERA!!!!
Saki's mom: o_o Who are you?!
Saki: *Gives the Say it and you die look*
Sera: M- Saki baby-sits me... ^_^;
Saki: 0_0
Saki's mom: Oh! I didn't know you baby-sat Saki!
Takeshi: *Comes in* She doesn't...
Saki: O_O TAKESHI!!!!
Saki's mom: She doesn't...?
Takeshi: Only Mokuba...
Saki's mom: Then who are you? *points at Sera*
Sera: Ummm... should I tell?
Saki: She already promised Summer Camp... no doubts... Yes...
Sera: I'M SAKI-
Takeshi: *Gives are you insane look to Sera*
Sera: *Sticks out tongue* I'M SAKI'S DAUGHTER!!!!
Saki's mom: O_O YOU ARE?!
Saki: From the future...
Sera: YEP!
Saki's mom: THE FUTURE?!
Saki: Yep...
Saki's mom: ...I'm going to faint.. *does so*
Saki: ehhh.... Glad she doesn't know who the Father is...
Sera: Daddy is NICE!
Takeshi: *Wakes up Saki's Mom* You okay?
Saki's mom: *wakes up* I'm...okay...I think...
Sera: I's my fault for coming isn't it?
Saki: No... IT'S YOUR FATHER'S!
Saki's mom: o_o FATHER'S?!
Sera: YEP!
Saki's mom: ...Who would be this..."father"?
Saki: Seto Kaiba....... ^_^: /I'm Dead... Mom doesn't know about Seto and I..../
Saki's mom: SETO KAIBA?! O_O
Saki: A-yep!
Sera: ^_^
Saki's mom: *to Saki* When your father finds out, your in big trouble!
Saki: Why?
Saki's mom: Because your father works for Seto Kaiba...
Saki: WHATTTTT!!!! Oh.. ya... whoops...
Sera: She is dead...
Saki's mom: She is...but if your father doesn't find out..
Saki: He'll someday... of course... dad's gonna want to meet him..... _ /Nice going Sakura.. You're going out with your dad 's boss/
Sera: ^_^ He will.... And when he does... HE WON'T RECONIZE HIM!! !
Saki's mom: o.o How will that be?
Takeshi: HUH??
Sera: He doesn't look all professional... all black leather... right ear pierced… that drill...
Saki: O_O
Saki's mom: o_o;
Saki: I never knew that...
Saki's dad: What about Seto Kaiba?
Saki: Didja know he has his right ear pierced?
Saki's Dad: o_O No..
Saki: Well... he does...
Sera: Heh...
Saki: -_-, /I'm Busted/
Saki's dad: Oh, Hello Sera, what are you doing here?
Saki: YOU KNOW ABOUT SERA? /Definitely busted/
Takeshi: Ouch...
Saki's dad: Yes, I see her around work.
Sera: Daddy_knows_Sakura_from_school_and_wanted_to_say_hi_cuz_she_is_real_nice! ^_^
Saki's dad: Oh
Takeshi: ^_^ Lucky you..
Saki: O.o you....
Saki's dad: You?
Saki: SAY ANOTHER WORD TAKESHI AND I WILL KILL YOU!
Saki's dad: o_o Sakura, don't say that to your brother…
Saki: HMPH!
Saki's dad: Don't go off with an attitude young lady!
Saki: _ I... well... /My dad is so gullible!/
Sera: ^_^ /And Daddy highered him BECAUSE?/
Saki's dad: And? You...?
Saki: Ehh..... Who do you mean Daddy... ^_^; /Dead/
Saki's dad: I was talking to you. What were you about to say?
Saki: I was controlling myself from swearing at my brother... ^_^
Saki's dad: Ok, that's good. Swearing is inappropriate.
Takeshi: Especially around your daugh-
Saki: *Gives evil eye*
Saki's dad: What was that Takeshi?
Saki: *pales* /Oh shit/
Takeshi: I was gonna say you shouldn't swear around your _daughter_
Saki: Oh shit....
Saki's dad: YOUR...DAUGHTER?!
Saki: H-hai...
Sera: ^_^ Mommy is gonna die!
Saki's dad: *looks at Sera* So...you're her daughter?
Sera: YEP! Seto Kaiba is My Daddy and Sakura... Omshina... ya... is my MOMMY!
Saki's dad: WHAT?!
Saki: *Faints*
Sera: It's pretty staright forward...
Saki's dad: .... o_o *speechless*
Takeshi: Well.. Maybe this is a bad time to mention the fact they are...
Saki's dad: .... o_o *still speechless*
Takeshi: Already going out...
Saki's dad: ..... O_O *even more speechless*
Takeshi: And they've kissed! /Yay! I love getting Saki in trouble!/
Sera: TAKESHI!
Saki's dad: .... O__O *is even MORE speechless*
Takeshi: FRENCH kissed I may add!
Sera: EWW! I'm going home! *leaves*
Saki's dad: ..... O______O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Takeshi: And last weekend when you and mom went to Tokyo for the Weekend, Saki staied over at KAIBA'S HOUSE!
Saki's dad: .... O________O
Takeshi: and slept in HIS bed.. TOGETHGER! And that's all I'm gonna say.. JA!
Saki's dad: ...I think I'm going to... *faints*
Kaiba Mansion
Sera: Daddy...
Seto: WHAT??
Sera: Mommy's dad knows...
Seto: Shit...
Sera: About everything...
Seto: GOD DAMNIT!
Sera: Watch your language!
Mokuba: Your daughter is here you know... _
Seto: I KNOW! I just hope he doesn't find her birth control pills... .
Sera: DEAR RA!
Mokuba: NII-SAMA! O_O
Seto: Nani?
Mokuba: You did THAT with her?
Seto: ^_^ YEP!
Mokuba: X_X
Sera: I'm going to my room...
Seto: Now... Mokuba... you bettern't do THAT sort of thing when you're 16!
Mokuba: Truuuuuust me, I won't till I'm 1000000000! ~____~
Seto: You'll change.. Believe me... Jou just wants a Girlfriend for Sex... be glad I'm not Jou!
Mokuba: O_O
Seto: Did I freak you out?
Mokuba: Yes...I'm too young for this! _
Seto: Well than.. It's about time for "The Talk"
DUN DUN DUN!
Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHH
Turtle Game Shop
One day until Camp Green Forest
Yugi: I hope we have everything.. x_X *tries close suit case*
Yugi's Grandpa: -_-
Lee: *drags her bags/suitcases* So...much...stuff... *falls over* x_X
Yugi's Grandpa: You both have your underwear
Yugi: o_O Yes...
Lee: I don't know! ^_^;
Yugi's Grandpa:
Lee: I just shoved anything in my closet and dresser into my bags...
Yugi's Grandpa: OI!
Yugi: Little kids these days...
Lee: HEY! I'm not little... _
Yugi's Grandpa: Now now you two!
Yugi: Sorry..
Lee: ... .O Blah...
Jou's house
Jou: Hey Shizuka! I'm excited to go to the camp tomorrow! ^___^
Shizuka: HONDA! I can't wait to see him! ^_^!
Jou: HONDA?!
Shizuka: Oops...
Jou: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HONDA?! *goes on a rampage*
Shizuka: At least I don't go out with Kaiba! ^_^!
Jou: ~_~ Kaiba...
Shizuka: Onii-san! /I am an idiot for bringing HIM up/
Jou: Yeah?
Shizuka: Forget about HIM and think about the fun we're gonna have at camp!
Jou: Er...yeah... _
Shizuka: /Note to self: Never bring up Seto Kaiba/
Jou: /She better not bring up that Kaiba again... _/
Shizuka: I can't wait to go! Have you packed yet!
Jou: I've packed up, but I'm not sure if I have everything, I'll go check. /I better not have forgotten my underwear.... o_o;/
Shizuka: I have!
Jou: OK! That' s good! I think I'll go check now... *does so*
Shizuka: /Honda.... /
Jou: *while checking his bags* /She better not be thinking of HONDA... _/
Shizuka: *sighs* Otogi is going though.... X_X
Jou: o_o *runs back in* OTOGI IS COMING?! Oh yeah...he's coming... ___
Shizuka: How great... NOT!
Jou: /If Honda OR Otogi even touch her with one finger I'm gonna....KILL THEM! __/
Shizuka: Onii-san? You will protect me from Otogi, right?
Jou: Of course I will!
YAY! ^_^!
Kaiba Mansion
Sera: I can't wait to go! Right Daddy?
Seto: X_X Jou... not good...
Mokuba: This'll be bad if they're in the same cabin... ~_~
Sera: Are anyone else bringing along a sibling or anything like that?
Seto: Dunno...
Mokuba: Maybe there are...
Sera: I hope Lee comes!
Mokuba: Yeah that'll be fun... ^_^
Sera: She's my half-aunt ye know!
Seto: X_X
Mokuba: ^_^;
Sera: That or my second cousin...
Mokuba: I never did get the whole second cousin thing... _
Sera: Same for me...
Seto: remember... Sera, Mokuba, BEHAVE!
Mokuba: Ok Nii-sama!
Sera: Yes daddy! /Shoot, there goes my idea of a teepee raid.../
Seto: /There goes her idea of her little teepee raid XD!/
Mokuba: /that teepee raid would be cool to see what happens afterwards..../
Sera: /How do I have a feeling they can read my thoughts...?/
Mokuba: /I wish I could read minds.../
Seto: /You can Mokuba.../
Mokuba: /o_o/
Sera: /Why don't we talk out loud? This scilence but no scilence is really creeping me out!/
Mokuba: That makes sense.... o.o;
Sera: THANK YOU!
Mokuba: You're welcome... ^_^
Seto: *twitches* that was weird...
Mokuba: It was weird, but COOL!
Seto: You got everything?
Sera: Yes....
Mokuba: I think I do...
Seto: We're leaving at 6:30 tomorrow so be up early you two!
Mokuba: Ok Nii-sama!
Sera: OKIE! ^_^
Seto: Okay... you two... go play video games! I need to do work!
Mokuba: YAY! =D
Saki's house...
Saki: Tomorrow... Jesus... I can't believe Seto is bringing Sera along...
Takeshi: Well, at least mom and dad know about them... ^_^;
Saki: X_X
Takeshi: I take that as a thank you. You're welcome! =D
Saki: GRRRRRR!
Takeshi: o_o
Saki: *Strangles Takeshi* I'M LUCKY I'M STILL ALIVE! I CAN'T BELIEVED YOU BALBBED ON US! I'M LUCKY I CAN GO TO CAMP!!!!!!
Takeshi: x_X
Saki: *Lets go* sorry....
Takeshi: It's ok, although I was about choke there... o.o;
Saki: -_-; My bad... and yours for blabbing...
Takeshi: ^_^;
Saki: You could've been more considerate! Dad had to go to the emergency room after that!
Takeshi: Oh yeah... _
Saki: Mom nearly grounded me form going to camp!
Takeshi: At least you are going to camp...
Saki: Yes.. BUT!!!
Takeshi: But?
Saki: You're gonna die...
Takeshi: O_O /Uh oh.../ I better be going now....bye! ^_^ *runs out the room*
Saki: I'm not gonna kill you! /Guess who is!/
Takeshi: *walks back in* By who then?
Saki: Seto Kaiba himself...
Takeshi: o_o That's worse! _
Saki: By me you would've died quickly but by Seto you're gonna die a slow, painful death...
Takeshi: It's still bad! I die... _
Saki: YAY! ^_^
Takeshi: x_x
Saki: J/K! /No... I'm not!/
Takeshi: Good... ~_~
The next day at the bus stop Currently there: Lee, Yugi
Yugi: Looks like no one's here yet... ~_~
Lee: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE STUPID BUS TO COME! _
Yugi: Do you have to be so impatient?
Lee: Yes! ^_^
Yugi: -_-;
Honda comes
Honda: Looks like I'm third here......
Lee: Yes! And why can't everyone else just get here already? _
Takeshi and Saki come
Saki: Seto's not here...
Takeshi: Kaiba X_X
The Kaiba's come
Seto: What about me?
Takeshi: Uhhhh EPPP! *Hides behind Yugi*
Seto: X_X
Yugi: Eh...Hi Kaiba! ^_^;;
Yugi: *moves out of the way*
Takeshi: AHHHHHHHHHH! *Hides behind Honda*
Honda: Uh...I'm not getting into this... *moves out the way* ^_^;
Takeshi: Crap... *Hides behind Saki*
Saki: -_- *Steps away*
Takeshi: X_X
Jou and Shizuka come
Takeshi: *Hides behind Jou*
Honda: SHIZUKA! ^_^
Shizuka: HONDA! ^_^
Jou: Er...I have someone to deal with here... *glares at Honda and steps over to talk to him* _
Honda: o_o
Takeshi: Damnit!
Sera: ^_^
Baku and Serenity come
Takeshi: *Hides behind Baku*
Baku: Am I missing something?
Lee: Yes! =D
Serenity: Thankies!
Baku: What?
Yugi: Looks like Takeshi is going to die... o_0;
Takeshi: Because of my big mouth, YES I am!
Seto: Smart one! *Pulls out mechetti*
Takeshi: EEK!
Saki: O_O It was a JOKE!
Seto: It was?
Lee: That's a fake mechetti then? o_o
Seto: No...
Lee: O_O
Saki: O_O
Takeshi: O_________O oh crap...
Before we see Takeshi die...With Jou and Honda...
Jou: Ok, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND SHIZUKA?!
Honda: SHE ASKED ME! I DIDN'T ASK HER!
Jou: Asked you WHAT?
Honda: to go out with her...
Jou: O____O
Jou: AND YOU ACCEPTED?!
Honda: Yes....
Jou: WHY?!
Honda: It's not like we're gonna get married! XD!
Jou: But what if you are? o_o
Honda: It's not like I'm that snob Kaiba or anything! And once you get used to the fact, you're probably gonna kill me for dumping her!
Jou: ARGH! Don't dump her then!
Honda: Make up your mind!
Jou: ....I don't know what I want you to do... _
Honda: Whatever I want to do?
Jou: NO!
Honda: -_-
Jou: Well...I'll go decide later... _ Meanwhile, don't even THINK about doing anything with Shizuka...
Honda: Okay...
Back to the Murder secene
Anzu comes
Anzu: O_O
Takeshi: Mommy...
Lee: Yay! TAKESHI'S GOING TO DIIIIIIE! ^___^
Saki: O_O Yugi! Your sister is a bad influence on Sera!
Sera: O_O UNCLE TAKESHI!
Yugi: O_
Seto: Just kiddin!
Takeshi: O_O
Lee: Awww...I wanted to see Takeshi DIE! _
Saki: *Kick Lee* Shutup!
Lee: Hey! _
Otogi Comes
Otogi: The only one not here is
Malik comes
Yugi: *covers Lee's mouth* You better shut your mouth for your own good...
Malik: Crap~
Lee: O_O;
*Bus Comes*
Sera: YAY!
Lee: ^___^ THE BUS IS HERE!
Everyone gets on the bus
Lee: That's the end of the chapter! [fear my obviousness...] And as ye may or may not know yet, I would be Lee the Dragon Tamer on FF.net. So yeah! ^_^
Sera: And I'm Sera Kaiba, webmisstress of Kaiba Forever. (Kaiba-forever.tk) and this was my first chapter of my first fic on FF.net… I've written other fics that half of them became floops.. -_-.. Maybe I'll write another one that's good enough for FF.net… Review Please! ^_^
My first fic on FF.net!
Lee... ye have any?
A/N Lee:
Uh...yeah. I'm along in this fic too. ^_^
Do YOU have anymore to add to your A/N?
Sera: WE DON'T OWN YUUGIOU! THAT BELONGS TO KAZIKU TAKAHASHI!!!!! Takeshi Omshina, Lei and Serenity are owned by us! We own ourselves!
Lee: Lei belongs to me [she would be my annoying Yami] and my Millennium Coin [me Millennium Item] belongs to me also...if it's mentioned in the fic.. o_0;
Sera: IMPORTANT: And on a final note, Sakura is the Reincarnation of Kisara. Saki is not an OC, but a renamed reincarnation
Parings: Seto/Saki(Kisara), teeny bit of Bakura/Kisara, Atem/Anzu, Jou/Mai, One sided Jou/Lee (On Lee's side is the loving! ^_^), Shadi/Isis, and Honda/Shizuka and Malik/Sera (OC, not meh)
Hai! Soo... Let's begin!
Lee: ON WITH THE FIC! =D
I always do that.. .
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At Domino High School
Teacher: *Teacher is Yacking about how they are assigned to go to diffrent Summer Camps in the area* and so... *Yada Yada*
Saki: /He is boring the Crap out of me/!
Jou: /Dude, he's never going to stop at this point ~_~/
Teacher: *Yada* sooo Kaiba Seto, Jounochi Katsuya, Mutou Yugi, Masaki Anzu, Bakura Ryou, Honda Hitiro, Otogi Ryuuji, Malik Ishtar, Omshina Takeshi, Omshina Sakura are going to GreenForest Summer Camp!
Seto: O.o
Ryou: /Oh dear God/
Anzu: /Oh my, ALL of us?/
Takeshi: /Sakura must be happy, she gets Kaiba/
Saki: ^_^
Jou: /Oh great, why do all of us have to go? _/
Saki: /Seto! Maybe we can share cabins ^_^/
Yugi: *hyper* /YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!/
Seto: /NOT YUGI! ANYONE BUT HIM! Saki is coming! Yay! Bad enough I'm related to that shrimp..../
Atem: /why does KAIBA have to come? And how did Yugi get hyper? o.o/
Turtle Game shop
Yugi: *still hyper* *runs into the shop* HIGRANDPAWE'REGOINGTOGREENFORESTSUMMERCAMPFORSCHOOL!
Yugi's Grandpa: Calm down, Yugi. What did you say?
Yugi: Hi Grandpa we're going to Green Forest Summer Camp for school!
Lee: Can I come?
Yugi: I guess…
Lee: YAY! w00t! WOHOO! I GET TO GO! ^___^
Yugi's Grandpa: When do you leave?
Yugi: Next week
Yugi's Grandpa: Okay!
Kaiba Corp.
Mokuba: Nii-sama?
Seto: Yeah?
Mokuba: How was school????????
Seto: Uh... /o_o Oh no, I have to mention that stupid Summer Camp crap/ It's just a plain ordinary day..
Mokuba: Okay.......
Sera: Daddy's lying!!
Seto: What? HOW WOULD I BE LYING?!
Sera: Daddy... the last day of school is NEVER ordinary!
Seto: _ Well...this one was!
Sera: NOTHING happened unusual pre se?
Seto: Nope
Sera: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!! _
Seto: *looks down to see...his pants are REALLY on fire* O_O
Sera: O_O DADDY! *Throws water on Seto's pants!*
Seto: Now my pants are wet... o_o *runs to go change his pants*
Sera: *Holds up match* To the computer!
Mokuba: *Looks* He's going to a summer camp for school!!
Sera: O_O Daddy does LIE!!!!
Seto: *walks in* Yes, I do lie. _ And I am going to summer camp for school..
Sera: I WANNA COME! I WANNA COME! DADDYYYYYYYY!
Seto: NO!
Sera: WAAHHHH!
Seto: Oh no... x_x
Mokuba: Can I go?
Seto: I guess so...
Sera: I'M MOVING IN WITH MOMMY!!!!!!!!
Seto: o_o
Sera: You hate me!!!! :((
Seto: No I don't!
Sera: Than *sniff* why did you say yes to Mokuba and no to MEEEEE!
Seto: Uh... BECAUSE!
Sera: MOMMY WOULD LET ME!
Seto: Well...Mommy's a different story!
Sera: I'm living with Mommy!
Seto: ... ._. Ok...
Sera: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! *Hugs Seto* Your the best daddy!
Seto: Heheheh... ^_^;
Sera: Can I go to Mommy's house?
Seto: Sure
Sera: YAY!
Sakura's House
Saki: *hears Doorbell* I'll get it! *Opens door* HUH? Nobody's here...
Takeshi: Who was that?
Saki: No one... *goes to room* *Inside room* Weird...
Sera: HI MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Saki: SERA! What are you doing here?
Sera: Daddy said I could come! ^_^
Saki:... Seto! I thought we made an agreement that when you weren't at school you were AWAYS under the supervision of Seto!
Sera: ^_^ Daddy is a rulebreaker than!
Saki: My mom doesn't know about you!
Sera: -_-... puu...
Saki: She says she is too young to be a Grandmother. But YOU are here! And that would make her a Grandmother!
Saki's mom: Hmm? What was that about me Saki?
Saki: Ehhhh O_O
Sera: Your dead...
Saki's mom: Who said that?
Saki: Ummm.....
Sera: *Jumps out* ME!!!!
Saki: SERA!!!!
Saki's mom: o_o Who are you?!
Saki: *Gives the Say it and you die look*
Sera: M- Saki baby-sits me... ^_^;
Saki: 0_0
Saki's mom: Oh! I didn't know you baby-sat Saki!
Takeshi: *Comes in* She doesn't...
Saki: O_O TAKESHI!!!!
Saki's mom: She doesn't...?
Takeshi: Only Mokuba...
Saki's mom: Then who are you? *points at Sera*
Sera: Ummm... should I tell?
Saki: She already promised Summer Camp... no doubts... Yes...
Sera: I'M SAKI-
Takeshi: *Gives are you insane look to Sera*
Sera: *Sticks out tongue* I'M SAKI'S DAUGHTER!!!!
Saki's mom: O_O YOU ARE?!
Saki: From the future...
Sera: YEP!
Saki's mom: THE FUTURE?!
Saki: Yep...
Saki's mom: ...I'm going to faint.. *does so*
Saki: ehhh.... Glad she doesn't know who the Father is...
Sera: Daddy is NICE!
Takeshi: *Wakes up Saki's Mom* You okay?
Saki's mom: *wakes up* I'm...okay...I think...
Sera: I's my fault for coming isn't it?
Saki: No... IT'S YOUR FATHER'S!
Saki's mom: o_o FATHER'S?!
Sera: YEP!
Saki's mom: ...Who would be this..."father"?
Saki: Seto Kaiba....... ^_^: /I'm Dead... Mom doesn't know about Seto and I..../
Saki's mom: SETO KAIBA?! O_O
Saki: A-yep!
Sera: ^_^
Saki's mom: *to Saki* When your father finds out, your in big trouble!
Saki: Why?
Saki's mom: Because your father works for Seto Kaiba...
Saki: WHATTTTT!!!! Oh.. ya... whoops...
Sera: She is dead...
Saki's mom: She is...but if your father doesn't find out..
Saki: He'll someday... of course... dad's gonna want to meet him..... _ /Nice going Sakura.. You're going out with your dad 's boss/
Sera: ^_^ He will.... And when he does... HE WON'T RECONIZE HIM!! !
Saki's mom: o.o How will that be?
Takeshi: HUH??
Sera: He doesn't look all professional... all black leather... right ear pierced… that drill...
Saki: O_O
Saki's mom: o_o;
Saki: I never knew that...
Saki's dad: What about Seto Kaiba?
Saki: Didja know he has his right ear pierced?
Saki's Dad: o_O No..
Saki: Well... he does...
Sera: Heh...
Saki: -_-, /I'm Busted/
Saki's dad: Oh, Hello Sera, what are you doing here?
Saki: YOU KNOW ABOUT SERA? /Definitely busted/
Takeshi: Ouch...
Saki's dad: Yes, I see her around work.
Sera: Daddy_knows_Sakura_from_school_and_wanted_to_say_hi_cuz_she_is_real_nice! ^_^
Saki's dad: Oh
Takeshi: ^_^ Lucky you..
Saki: O.o you....
Saki's dad: You?
Saki: SAY ANOTHER WORD TAKESHI AND I WILL KILL YOU!
Saki's dad: o_o Sakura, don't say that to your brother…
Saki: HMPH!
Saki's dad: Don't go off with an attitude young lady!
Saki: _ I... well... /My dad is so gullible!/
Sera: ^_^ /And Daddy highered him BECAUSE?/
Saki's dad: And? You...?
Saki: Ehh..... Who do you mean Daddy... ^_^; /Dead/
Saki's dad: I was talking to you. What were you about to say?
Saki: I was controlling myself from swearing at my brother... ^_^
Saki's dad: Ok, that's good. Swearing is inappropriate.
Takeshi: Especially around your daugh-
Saki: *Gives evil eye*
Saki's dad: What was that Takeshi?
Saki: *pales* /Oh shit/
Takeshi: I was gonna say you shouldn't swear around your _daughter_
Saki: Oh shit....
Saki's dad: YOUR...DAUGHTER?!
Saki: H-hai...
Sera: ^_^ Mommy is gonna die!
Saki's dad: *looks at Sera* So...you're her daughter?
Sera: YEP! Seto Kaiba is My Daddy and Sakura... Omshina... ya... is my MOMMY!
Saki's dad: WHAT?!
Saki: *Faints*
Sera: It's pretty staright forward...
Saki's dad: .... o_o *speechless*
Takeshi: Well.. Maybe this is a bad time to mention the fact they are...
Saki's dad: .... o_o *still speechless*
Takeshi: Already going out...
Saki's dad: ..... O_O *even more speechless*
Takeshi: And they've kissed! /Yay! I love getting Saki in trouble!/
Sera: TAKESHI!
Saki's dad: .... O__O *is even MORE speechless*
Takeshi: FRENCH kissed I may add!
Sera: EWW! I'm going home! *leaves*
Saki's dad: ..... O______O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Takeshi: And last weekend when you and mom went to Tokyo for the Weekend, Saki staied over at KAIBA'S HOUSE!
Saki's dad: .... O________O
Takeshi: and slept in HIS bed.. TOGETHGER! And that's all I'm gonna say.. JA!
Saki's dad: ...I think I'm going to... *faints*
Kaiba Mansion
Sera: Daddy...
Seto: WHAT??
Sera: Mommy's dad knows...
Seto: Shit...
Sera: About everything...
Seto: GOD DAMNIT!
Sera: Watch your language!
Mokuba: Your daughter is here you know... _
Seto: I KNOW! I just hope he doesn't find her birth control pills... .
Sera: DEAR RA!
Mokuba: NII-SAMA! O_O
Seto: Nani?
Mokuba: You did THAT with her?
Seto: ^_^ YEP!
Mokuba: X_X
Sera: I'm going to my room...
Seto: Now... Mokuba... you bettern't do THAT sort of thing when you're 16!
Mokuba: Truuuuuust me, I won't till I'm 1000000000! ~____~
Seto: You'll change.. Believe me... Jou just wants a Girlfriend for Sex... be glad I'm not Jou!
Mokuba: O_O
Seto: Did I freak you out?
Mokuba: Yes...I'm too young for this! _
Seto: Well than.. It's about time for "The Talk"
DUN DUN DUN!
Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHH
Turtle Game Shop
One day until Camp Green Forest
Yugi: I hope we have everything.. x_X *tries close suit case*
Yugi's Grandpa: -_-
Lee: *drags her bags/suitcases* So...much...stuff... *falls over* x_X
Yugi's Grandpa: You both have your underwear
Yugi: o_O Yes...
Lee: I don't know! ^_^;
Yugi's Grandpa:
Lee: I just shoved anything in my closet and dresser into my bags...
Yugi's Grandpa: OI!
Yugi: Little kids these days...
Lee: HEY! I'm not little... _
Yugi's Grandpa: Now now you two!
Yugi: Sorry..
Lee: ... .O Blah...
Jou's house
Jou: Hey Shizuka! I'm excited to go to the camp tomorrow! ^___^
Shizuka: HONDA! I can't wait to see him! ^_^!
Jou: HONDA?!
Shizuka: Oops...
Jou: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HONDA?! *goes on a rampage*
Shizuka: At least I don't go out with Kaiba! ^_^!
Jou: ~_~ Kaiba...
Shizuka: Onii-san! /I am an idiot for bringing HIM up/
Jou: Yeah?
Shizuka: Forget about HIM and think about the fun we're gonna have at camp!
Jou: Er...yeah... _
Shizuka: /Note to self: Never bring up Seto Kaiba/
Jou: /She better not bring up that Kaiba again... _/
Shizuka: I can't wait to go! Have you packed yet!
Jou: I've packed up, but I'm not sure if I have everything, I'll go check. /I better not have forgotten my underwear.... o_o;/
Shizuka: I have!
Jou: OK! That' s good! I think I'll go check now... *does so*
Shizuka: /Honda.... /
Jou: *while checking his bags* /She better not be thinking of HONDA... _/
Shizuka: *sighs* Otogi is going though.... X_X
Jou: o_o *runs back in* OTOGI IS COMING?! Oh yeah...he's coming... ___
Shizuka: How great... NOT!
Jou: /If Honda OR Otogi even touch her with one finger I'm gonna....KILL THEM! __/
Shizuka: Onii-san? You will protect me from Otogi, right?
Jou: Of course I will!
YAY! ^_^!
Kaiba Mansion
Sera: I can't wait to go! Right Daddy?
Seto: X_X Jou... not good...
Mokuba: This'll be bad if they're in the same cabin... ~_~
Sera: Are anyone else bringing along a sibling or anything like that?
Seto: Dunno...
Mokuba: Maybe there are...
Sera: I hope Lee comes!
Mokuba: Yeah that'll be fun... ^_^
Sera: She's my half-aunt ye know!
Seto: X_X
Mokuba: ^_^;
Sera: That or my second cousin...
Mokuba: I never did get the whole second cousin thing... _
Sera: Same for me...
Seto: remember... Sera, Mokuba, BEHAVE!
Mokuba: Ok Nii-sama!
Sera: Yes daddy! /Shoot, there goes my idea of a teepee raid.../
Seto: /There goes her idea of her little teepee raid XD!/
Mokuba: /that teepee raid would be cool to see what happens afterwards..../
Sera: /How do I have a feeling they can read my thoughts...?/
Mokuba: /I wish I could read minds.../
Seto: /You can Mokuba.../
Mokuba: /o_o/
Sera: /Why don't we talk out loud? This scilence but no scilence is really creeping me out!/
Mokuba: That makes sense.... o.o;
Sera: THANK YOU!
Mokuba: You're welcome... ^_^
Seto: *twitches* that was weird...
Mokuba: It was weird, but COOL!
Seto: You got everything?
Sera: Yes....
Mokuba: I think I do...
Seto: We're leaving at 6:30 tomorrow so be up early you two!
Mokuba: Ok Nii-sama!
Sera: OKIE! ^_^
Seto: Okay... you two... go play video games! I need to do work!
Mokuba: YAY! =D
Saki's house...
Saki: Tomorrow... Jesus... I can't believe Seto is bringing Sera along...
Takeshi: Well, at least mom and dad know about them... ^_^;
Saki: X_X
Takeshi: I take that as a thank you. You're welcome! =D
Saki: GRRRRRR!
Takeshi: o_o
Saki: *Strangles Takeshi* I'M LUCKY I'M STILL ALIVE! I CAN'T BELIEVED YOU BALBBED ON US! I'M LUCKY I CAN GO TO CAMP!!!!!!
Takeshi: x_X
Saki: *Lets go* sorry....
Takeshi: It's ok, although I was about choke there... o.o;
Saki: -_-; My bad... and yours for blabbing...
Takeshi: ^_^;
Saki: You could've been more considerate! Dad had to go to the emergency room after that!
Takeshi: Oh yeah... _
Saki: Mom nearly grounded me form going to camp!
Takeshi: At least you are going to camp...
Saki: Yes.. BUT!!!
Takeshi: But?
Saki: You're gonna die...
Takeshi: O_O /Uh oh.../ I better be going now....bye! ^_^ *runs out the room*
Saki: I'm not gonna kill you! /Guess who is!/
Takeshi: *walks back in* By who then?
Saki: Seto Kaiba himself...
Takeshi: o_o That's worse! _
Saki: By me you would've died quickly but by Seto you're gonna die a slow, painful death...
Takeshi: It's still bad! I die... _
Saki: YAY! ^_^
Takeshi: x_x
Saki: J/K! /No... I'm not!/
Takeshi: Good... ~_~
The next day at the bus stop Currently there: Lee, Yugi
Yugi: Looks like no one's here yet... ~_~
Lee: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE STUPID BUS TO COME! _
Yugi: Do you have to be so impatient?
Lee: Yes! ^_^
Yugi: -_-;
Honda comes
Honda: Looks like I'm third here......
Lee: Yes! And why can't everyone else just get here already? _
Takeshi and Saki come
Saki: Seto's not here...
Takeshi: Kaiba X_X
The Kaiba's come
Seto: What about me?
Takeshi: Uhhhh EPPP! *Hides behind Yugi*
Seto: X_X
Yugi: Eh...Hi Kaiba! ^_^;;
Yugi: *moves out of the way*
Takeshi: AHHHHHHHHHH! *Hides behind Honda*
Honda: Uh...I'm not getting into this... *moves out the way* ^_^;
Takeshi: Crap... *Hides behind Saki*
Saki: -_- *Steps away*
Takeshi: X_X
Jou and Shizuka come
Takeshi: *Hides behind Jou*
Honda: SHIZUKA! ^_^
Shizuka: HONDA! ^_^
Jou: Er...I have someone to deal with here... *glares at Honda and steps over to talk to him* _
Honda: o_o
Takeshi: Damnit!
Sera: ^_^
Baku and Serenity come
Takeshi: *Hides behind Baku*
Baku: Am I missing something?
Lee: Yes! =D
Serenity: Thankies!
Baku: What?
Yugi: Looks like Takeshi is going to die... o_0;
Takeshi: Because of my big mouth, YES I am!
Seto: Smart one! *Pulls out mechetti*
Takeshi: EEK!
Saki: O_O It was a JOKE!
Seto: It was?
Lee: That's a fake mechetti then? o_o
Seto: No...
Lee: O_O
Saki: O_O
Takeshi: O_________O oh crap...
Before we see Takeshi die...With Jou and Honda...
Jou: Ok, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND SHIZUKA?!
Honda: SHE ASKED ME! I DIDN'T ASK HER!
Jou: Asked you WHAT?
Honda: to go out with her...
Jou: O____O
Jou: AND YOU ACCEPTED?!
Honda: Yes....
Jou: WHY?!
Honda: It's not like we're gonna get married! XD!
Jou: But what if you are? o_o
Honda: It's not like I'm that snob Kaiba or anything! And once you get used to the fact, you're probably gonna kill me for dumping her!
Jou: ARGH! Don't dump her then!
Honda: Make up your mind!
Jou: ....I don't know what I want you to do... _
Honda: Whatever I want to do?
Jou: NO!
Honda: -_-
Jou: Well...I'll go decide later... _ Meanwhile, don't even THINK about doing anything with Shizuka...
Honda: Okay...
Back to the Murder secene
Anzu comes
Anzu: O_O
Takeshi: Mommy...
Lee: Yay! TAKESHI'S GOING TO DIIIIIIE! ^___^
Saki: O_O Yugi! Your sister is a bad influence on Sera!
Sera: O_O UNCLE TAKESHI!
Yugi: O_
Seto: Just kiddin!
Takeshi: O_O
Lee: Awww...I wanted to see Takeshi DIE! _
Saki: *Kick Lee* Shutup!
Lee: Hey! _
Otogi Comes
Otogi: The only one not here is
Malik comes
Yugi: *covers Lee's mouth* You better shut your mouth for your own good...
Malik: Crap~
Lee: O_O;
*Bus Comes*
Sera: YAY!
Lee: ^___^ THE BUS IS HERE!
Everyone gets on the bus
Lee: That's the end of the chapter! [fear my obviousness...] And as ye may or may not know yet, I would be Lee the Dragon Tamer on FF.net. So yeah! ^_^
Sera: And I'm Sera Kaiba, webmisstress of Kaiba Forever. (Kaiba-forever.tk) and this was my first chapter of my first fic on FF.net… I've written other fics that half of them became floops.. -_-.. Maybe I'll write another one that's good enough for FF.net… Review Please! ^_^
