A/N Sera:

My first fic on FF.net!

Lee... ye have any?

A/N Lee:

Uh...yeah. I'm along in this fic too. ^_^

Do YOU have anymore to add to your A/N?

Sera: WE DON'T OWN YUUGIOU! THAT BELONGS TO KAZIKU TAKAHASHI!!!!! Takeshi Omshina, Lei and Serenity are owned by us! We own ourselves!

Lee: Lei belongs to me [she would be my annoying Yami] and my Millennium Coin [me Millennium Item] belongs to me also...if it's mentioned in the fic.. o_0;

Sera: IMPORTANT: And on a final note, Sakura is the Reincarnation of Kisara. Saki is not an OC, but a renamed reincarnation

Parings: Seto/Saki(Kisara), teeny bit of Bakura/Kisara, Atem/Anzu, Jou/Mai, One sided Jou/Lee (On Lee's side is the loving! ^_^), Shadi/Isis, and Honda/Shizuka and Malik/Sera (OC, not meh)

Hai! Soo... Let's begin!

Lee: ON WITH THE FIC! =D

I always do that.. .

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At Domino High School

Teacher: *Teacher is Yacking about how they are assigned to go to diffrent Summer Camps in the area* and so... *Yada Yada*

Saki: /He is boring the Crap out of me/!

Jou: /Dude, he's never going to stop at this point ~_~/

Teacher: *Yada* sooo Kaiba Seto, Jounochi Katsuya, Mutou Yugi, Masaki Anzu, Bakura Ryou, Honda Hitiro, Otogi Ryuuji, Malik Ishtar, Omshina Takeshi, Omshina Sakura are going to GreenForest Summer Camp!

Seto: O.o

Ryou: /Oh dear God/

Anzu: /Oh my, ALL of us?/

Takeshi: /Sakura must be happy, she gets Kaiba/

Saki: ^_^

Jou: /Oh great, why do all of us have to go? _/

Saki: /Seto! Maybe we can share cabins ^_^/

Yugi: *hyper* /YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!/

Seto: /NOT YUGI! ANYONE BUT HIM! Saki is coming! Yay! Bad enough I'm related to that shrimp..../

Atem: /why does KAIBA have to come? And how did Yugi get hyper? o.o/

Turtle Game shop

Yugi: *still hyper* *runs into the shop* HIGRANDPAWE'REGOINGTOGREENFORESTSUMMERCAMPFORSCHOOL!

Yugi's Grandpa: Calm down, Yugi. What did you say?

Yugi: Hi Grandpa we're going to Green Forest Summer Camp for school!

Lee: Can I come?

Yugi: I guess…

Lee: YAY! w00t! WOHOO! I GET TO GO! ^___^

Yugi's Grandpa: When do you leave?

Yugi: Next week

Yugi's Grandpa: Okay!

Kaiba Corp.

Mokuba: Nii-sama?

Seto: Yeah?

Mokuba: How was school????????

Seto: Uh... /o_o Oh no, I have to mention that stupid Summer Camp crap/ It's just a plain ordinary day..

Mokuba: Okay.......

Sera: Daddy's lying!!

Seto: What? HOW WOULD I BE LYING?!

Sera: Daddy... the last day of school is NEVER ordinary!

Seto: _ Well...this one was!

Sera: NOTHING happened unusual pre se?

Seto: Nope

Sera: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!! _

Seto: *looks down to see...his pants are REALLY on fire* O_O

Sera: O_O DADDY! *Throws water on Seto's pants!*

Seto: Now my pants are wet... o_o *runs to go change his pants*

Sera: *Holds up match* To the computer!

Mokuba: *Looks* He's going to a summer camp for school!!

Sera: O_O Daddy does LIE!!!!

Seto: *walks in* Yes, I do lie. _ And I am going to summer camp for school..

Sera: I WANNA COME! I WANNA COME! DADDYYYYYYYY!

Seto: NO!

Sera: WAAHHHH!

Seto: Oh no... x_x

Mokuba: Can I go?

Seto: I guess so...

Sera: I'M MOVING IN WITH MOMMY!!!!!!!!

Seto: o_o

Sera: You hate me!!!! :((

Seto: No I don't!

Sera: Than *sniff* why did you say yes to Mokuba and no to MEEEEE!

Seto: Uh... BECAUSE!

Sera: MOMMY WOULD LET ME!

Seto: Well...Mommy's a different story!

Sera: I'm living with Mommy!

Seto: ... ._. Ok...

Sera: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! *Hugs Seto* Your the best daddy!

Seto: Heheheh... ^_^;

Sera: Can I go to Mommy's house?

Seto: Sure

Sera: YAY!

Sakura's House

Saki: *hears Doorbell* I'll get it! *Opens door* HUH? Nobody's here...

Takeshi: Who was that?

Saki: No one... *goes to room* *Inside room* Weird...

Sera: HI MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!

Saki: SERA! What are you doing here?

Sera: Daddy said I could come! ^_^

Saki:... Seto! I thought we made an agreement that when you weren't at school you were AWAYS under the supervision of Seto!

Sera: ^_^ Daddy is a rulebreaker than!

Saki: My mom doesn't know about you!

Sera: -_-... puu...

Saki: She says she is too young to be a Grandmother. But YOU are here! And that would make her a Grandmother!

Saki's mom: Hmm? What was that about me Saki?

Saki: Ehhhh O_O

Sera: Your dead...

Saki's mom: Who said that?

Saki: Ummm.....

Sera: *Jumps out* ME!!!!

Saki: SERA!!!!

Saki's mom: o_o Who are you?!

Saki: *Gives the Say it and you die look*

Sera: M- Saki baby-sits me... ^_^;

Saki: 0_0

Saki's mom: Oh! I didn't know you baby-sat Saki!

Takeshi: *Comes in* She doesn't...

Saki: O_O TAKESHI!!!!

Saki's mom: She doesn't...?

Takeshi: Only Mokuba...

Saki's mom: Then who are you? *points at Sera*

Sera: Ummm... should I tell?

Saki: She already promised Summer Camp... no doubts... Yes...

Sera: I'M SAKI-

Takeshi: *Gives are you insane look to Sera*

Sera: *Sticks out tongue* I'M SAKI'S DAUGHTER!!!!

Saki's mom: O_O YOU ARE?!

Saki: From the future...

Sera: YEP!

Saki's mom: THE FUTURE?!

Saki: Yep...

Saki's mom: ...I'm going to faint.. *does so*

Saki: ehhh.... Glad she doesn't know who the Father is...

Sera: Daddy is NICE!

Takeshi: *Wakes up Saki's Mom* You okay?

Saki's mom: *wakes up* I'm...okay...I think...

Sera: I's my fault for coming isn't it?

Saki: No... IT'S YOUR FATHER'S!

Saki's mom: o_o FATHER'S?!

Sera: YEP!

Saki's mom: ...Who would be this..."father"?

Saki: Seto Kaiba....... ^_^: /I'm Dead... Mom doesn't know about Seto and I..../

Saki's mom: SETO KAIBA?! O_O

Saki: A-yep!

Sera: ^_^

Saki's mom: *to Saki* When your father finds out, your in big trouble!

Saki: Why?

Saki's mom: Because your father works for Seto Kaiba...

Saki: WHATTTTT!!!! Oh.. ya... whoops...

Sera: She is dead...

Saki's mom: She is...but if your father doesn't find out..

Saki: He'll someday... of course... dad's gonna want to meet him..... _ /Nice going Sakura.. You're going out with your dad 's boss/

Sera: ^_^ He will.... And when he does... HE WON'T RECONIZE HIM!! !

Saki's mom: o.o How will that be?

Takeshi: HUH??

Sera: He doesn't look all professional... all black leather... right ear pierced… that drill...

Saki: O_O

Saki's mom: o_o;

Saki: I never knew that...

Saki's dad: What about Seto Kaiba?

Saki: Didja know he has his right ear pierced?

Saki's Dad: o_O No..

Saki: Well... he does...

Sera: Heh...

Saki: -_-, /I'm Busted/

Saki's dad: Oh, Hello Sera, what are you doing here?

Saki: YOU KNOW ABOUT SERA? /Definitely busted/

Takeshi: Ouch...

Saki's dad: Yes, I see her around work.

Sera: Daddy_knows_Sakura_from_school_and_wanted_to_say_hi_cuz_she_is_real_nice! ^_^

Saki's dad: Oh

Takeshi: ^_^ Lucky you..

Saki: O.o you....

Saki's dad: You?

Saki: SAY ANOTHER WORD TAKESHI AND I WILL KILL YOU!

Saki's dad: o_o Sakura, don't say that to your brother…

Saki: HMPH!

Saki's dad: Don't go off with an attitude young lady!

Saki: _ I... well... /My dad is so gullible!/

Sera: ^_^ /And Daddy highered him BECAUSE?/

Saki's dad: And? You...?

Saki: Ehh..... Who do you mean Daddy... ^_^; /Dead/

Saki's dad: I was talking to you. What were you about to say?

Saki: I was controlling myself from swearing at my brother... ^_^

Saki's dad: Ok, that's good. Swearing is inappropriate.

Takeshi: Especially around your daugh-

Saki: *Gives evil eye*

Saki's dad: What was that Takeshi?

Saki: *pales* /Oh shit/

Takeshi: I was gonna say you shouldn't swear around your _daughter_

Saki: Oh shit....

Saki's dad: YOUR...DAUGHTER?!

Saki: H-hai...

Sera: ^_^ Mommy is gonna die!

Saki's dad: *looks at Sera* So...you're her daughter?

Sera: YEP! Seto Kaiba is My Daddy and Sakura... Omshina... ya... is my MOMMY!

Saki's dad: WHAT?!

Saki: *Faints*

Sera: It's pretty staright forward...

Saki's dad: .... o_o *speechless*

Takeshi: Well.. Maybe this is a bad time to mention the fact they are...

Saki's dad: .... o_o *still speechless*

Takeshi: Already going out...

Saki's dad: ..... O_O *even more speechless*

Takeshi: And they've kissed! /Yay! I love getting Saki in trouble!/

Sera: TAKESHI!

Saki's dad: .... O__O *is even MORE speechless*

Takeshi: FRENCH kissed I may add!

Sera: EWW! I'm going home! *leaves*

Saki's dad: ..... O______O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Takeshi: And last weekend when you and mom went to Tokyo for the Weekend, Saki staied over at KAIBA'S HOUSE!

Saki's dad: .... O________O

Takeshi: and slept in HIS bed.. TOGETHGER! And that's all I'm gonna say.. JA!

Saki's dad: ...I think I'm going to... *faints*

Kaiba Mansion

Sera: Daddy...

Seto: WHAT??

Sera: Mommy's dad knows...

Seto: Shit...

Sera: About everything...

Seto: GOD DAMNIT!

Sera: Watch your language!

Mokuba: Your daughter is here you know... _

Seto: I KNOW! I just hope he doesn't find her birth control pills... .

Sera: DEAR RA!

Mokuba: NII-SAMA! O_O

Seto: Nani?

Mokuba: You did THAT with her?

Seto: ^_^ YEP!

Mokuba: X_X

Sera: I'm going to my room...

Seto: Now... Mokuba... you bettern't do THAT sort of thing when you're 16!

Mokuba: Truuuuuust me, I won't till I'm 1000000000! ~____~

Seto: You'll change.. Believe me... Jou just wants a Girlfriend for Sex... be glad I'm not Jou!

Mokuba: O_O

Seto: Did I freak you out?

Mokuba: Yes...I'm too young for this! _

Seto: Well than.. It's about time for "The Talk"

DUN DUN DUN!

Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHH

Turtle Game Shop

One day until Camp Green Forest

Yugi: I hope we have everything.. x_X *tries close suit case*

Yugi's Grandpa: -_-

Lee: *drags her bags/suitcases* So...much...stuff... *falls over* x_X

Yugi's Grandpa: You both have your underwear

Yugi: o_O Yes...

Lee: I don't know! ^_^;

Yugi's Grandpa:

Lee: I just shoved anything in my closet and dresser into my bags...

Yugi's Grandpa: OI!

Yugi: Little kids these days...

Lee: HEY! I'm not little... _

Yugi's Grandpa: Now now you two!

Yugi: Sorry..

Lee: ... .O Blah...

Jou's house

Jou: Hey Shizuka! I'm excited to go to the camp tomorrow! ^___^

Shizuka: HONDA! I can't wait to see him! ^_^!

Jou: HONDA?!

Shizuka: Oops...

Jou: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HONDA?! *goes on a rampage*

Shizuka: At least I don't go out with Kaiba! ^_^!

Jou: ~_~ Kaiba...

Shizuka: Onii-san! /I am an idiot for bringing HIM up/

Jou: Yeah?

Shizuka: Forget about HIM and think about the fun we're gonna have at camp!

Jou: Er...yeah... _

Shizuka: /Note to self: Never bring up Seto Kaiba/

Jou: /She better not bring up that Kaiba again... _/

Shizuka: I can't wait to go! Have you packed yet!

Jou: I've packed up, but I'm not sure if I have everything, I'll go check. /I better not have forgotten my underwear.... o_o;/

Shizuka: I have!

Jou: OK! That' s good! I think I'll go check now... *does so*

Shizuka: /Honda.... /

Jou: *while checking his bags* /She better not be thinking of HONDA... _/

Shizuka: *sighs* Otogi is going though.... X_X

Jou: o_o *runs back in* OTOGI IS COMING?! Oh yeah...he's coming... ___

Shizuka: How great... NOT!

Jou: /If Honda OR Otogi even touch her with one finger I'm gonna....KILL THEM! __/

Shizuka: Onii-san? You will protect me from Otogi, right?

Jou: Of course I will!

YAY! ^_^!

Kaiba Mansion

Sera: I can't wait to go! Right Daddy?

Seto: X_X Jou... not good...

Mokuba: This'll be bad if they're in the same cabin... ~_~

Sera: Are anyone else bringing along a sibling or anything like that?

Seto: Dunno...

Mokuba: Maybe there are...

Sera: I hope Lee comes!

Mokuba: Yeah that'll be fun... ^_^

Sera: She's my half-aunt ye know!

Seto: X_X

Mokuba: ^_^;

Sera: That or my second cousin...

Mokuba: I never did get the whole second cousin thing... _

Sera: Same for me...

Seto: remember... Sera, Mokuba, BEHAVE!

Mokuba: Ok Nii-sama!

Sera: Yes daddy! /Shoot, there goes my idea of a teepee raid.../

Seto: /There goes her idea of her little teepee raid XD!/

Mokuba: /that teepee raid would be cool to see what happens afterwards..../

Sera: /How do I have a feeling they can read my thoughts...?/

Mokuba: /I wish I could read minds.../

Seto: /You can Mokuba.../

Mokuba: /o_o/

Sera: /Why don't we talk out loud? This scilence but no scilence is really creeping me out!/

Mokuba: That makes sense.... o.o;

Sera: THANK YOU!

Mokuba: You're welcome... ^_^

Seto: *twitches* that was weird...

Mokuba: It was weird, but COOL!

Seto: You got everything?

Sera: Yes....

Mokuba: I think I do...

Seto: We're leaving at 6:30 tomorrow so be up early you two!

Mokuba: Ok Nii-sama!

Sera: OKIE! ^_^

Seto: Okay... you two... go play video games! I need to do work!

Mokuba: YAY! =D

Saki's house...

Saki: Tomorrow... Jesus... I can't believe Seto is bringing Sera along...

Takeshi: Well, at least mom and dad know about them... ^_^;

Saki: X_X

Takeshi: I take that as a thank you. You're welcome! =D

Saki: GRRRRRR!

Takeshi: o_o

Saki: *Strangles Takeshi* I'M LUCKY I'M STILL ALIVE! I CAN'T BELIEVED YOU BALBBED ON US! I'M LUCKY I CAN GO TO CAMP!!!!!!

Takeshi: x_X

Saki: *Lets go* sorry....

Takeshi: It's ok, although I was about choke there... o.o;

Saki: -_-; My bad... and yours for blabbing...

Takeshi: ^_^;

Saki: You could've been more considerate! Dad had to go to the emergency room after that!

Takeshi: Oh yeah... _

Saki: Mom nearly grounded me form going to camp!

Takeshi: At least you are going to camp...

Saki: Yes.. BUT!!!

Takeshi: But?

Saki: You're gonna die...

Takeshi: O_O /Uh oh.../ I better be going now....bye! ^_^ *runs out the room*

Saki: I'm not gonna kill you! /Guess who is!/

Takeshi: *walks back in* By who then?

Saki: Seto Kaiba himself...

Takeshi: o_o That's worse! _

Saki: By me you would've died quickly but by Seto you're gonna die a slow, painful death...

Takeshi: It's still bad! I die... _

Saki: YAY! ^_^

Takeshi: x_x

Saki: J/K! /No... I'm not!/

Takeshi: Good... ~_~

The next day at the bus stop Currently there: Lee, Yugi

Yugi: Looks like no one's here yet... ~_~

Lee: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE STUPID BUS TO COME! _

Yugi: Do you have to be so impatient?

Lee: Yes! ^_^

Yugi: -_-;

Honda comes

Honda: Looks like I'm third here......

Lee: Yes! And why can't everyone else just get here already? _

Takeshi and Saki come

Saki: Seto's not here...

Takeshi: Kaiba X_X

The Kaiba's come

Seto: What about me?

Takeshi: Uhhhh EPPP! *Hides behind Yugi*

Seto: X_X

Yugi: Eh...Hi Kaiba! ^_^;;

Yugi: *moves out of the way*

Takeshi: AHHHHHHHHHH! *Hides behind Honda*

Honda: Uh...I'm not getting into this... *moves out the way* ^_^;

Takeshi: Crap... *Hides behind Saki*

Saki: -_- *Steps away*

Takeshi: X_X

Jou and Shizuka come

Takeshi: *Hides behind Jou*

Honda: SHIZUKA! ^_^

Shizuka: HONDA! ^_^

Jou: Er...I have someone to deal with here... *glares at Honda and steps over to talk to him* _

Honda: o_o

Takeshi: Damnit!

Sera: ^_^

Baku and Serenity come

Takeshi: *Hides behind Baku*

Baku: Am I missing something?

Lee: Yes! =D

Serenity: Thankies!

Baku: What?

Yugi: Looks like Takeshi is going to die... o_0;

Takeshi: Because of my big mouth, YES I am!

Seto: Smart one! *Pulls out mechetti*

Takeshi: EEK!

Saki: O_O It was a JOKE!

Seto: It was?

Lee: That's a fake mechetti then? o_o

Seto: No...

Lee: O_O

Saki: O_O

Takeshi: O_________O oh crap...

Before we see Takeshi die...With Jou and Honda...

Jou: Ok, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND SHIZUKA?!

Honda: SHE ASKED ME! I DIDN'T ASK HER!

Jou: Asked you WHAT?

Honda: to go out with her...

Jou: O____O

Jou: AND YOU ACCEPTED?!

Honda: Yes....

Jou: WHY?!

Honda: It's not like we're gonna get married! XD!

Jou: But what if you are? o_o

Honda: It's not like I'm that snob Kaiba or anything! And once you get used to the fact, you're probably gonna kill me for dumping her!

Jou: ARGH! Don't dump her then!

Honda: Make up your mind!

Jou: ....I don't know what I want you to do... _

Honda: Whatever I want to do?

Jou: NO!

Honda: -_-

Jou: Well...I'll go decide later... _ Meanwhile, don't even THINK about doing anything with Shizuka...

Honda: Okay...

Back to the Murder secene

Anzu comes

Anzu: O_O

Takeshi: Mommy...

Lee: Yay! TAKESHI'S GOING TO DIIIIIIE! ^___^

Saki: O_O Yugi! Your sister is a bad influence on Sera!

Sera: O_O UNCLE TAKESHI!

Yugi: O_

Seto: Just kiddin!

Takeshi: O_O

Lee: Awww...I wanted to see Takeshi DIE! _

Saki: *Kick Lee* Shutup!

Lee: Hey! _

Otogi Comes

Otogi: The only one not here is

Malik comes

Yugi: *covers Lee's mouth* You better shut your mouth for your own good...

Malik: Crap~

Lee: O_O;

*Bus Comes*

Sera: YAY!

Lee: ^___^ THE BUS IS HERE!

Everyone gets on the bus

Lee: That's the end of the chapter! [fear my obviousness...] And as ye may or may not know yet, I would be Lee the Dragon Tamer on FF.net. So yeah! ^_^

Sera: And I'm Sera Kaiba, webmisstress of Kaiba Forever. (Kaiba-forever.tk) and this was my first chapter of my first fic on FF.net… I've written other fics that half of them became floops.. -_-.. Maybe I'll write another one that's good enough for FF.net… Review Please! ^_^