BILLY'S NUTSO KOOKY CHAINSAW SHOW!

CHAPTER 1!

Copyright 2003

by: Billy!

Billy: HELLO PEOPLES! You may know me from "Billy and Jackie's Crazy Pointless Fanfic!!!" as Billy! Well, I'm starting my own little fanfic!! Whoo hoo!! ^o^ Umm... this gonna be spiffy! ^O^ Umm... confuzzled... DISCLAIMER THINGY (hee) TIME!!!

DISCLAIMER

I don't own anybody in this ficcy except myself, this cat *points to cat*, Aeris *covers head so as not to get attacked by Squaresoft people*, my sister *covers head so as not to get destroyed by Jackie*, and random household items! ^_^ If you want to sue me... *takes out chainsaw*...just try it.

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Billy: Welcome to my first episode!

Audience: *cheers so as not to get zapped*

Billy: ^_^ hehe... I tied them to the chairs and rigged the chairs so that if they don't cheer...

random audience member: *doesn't cheer* *gets zapped*

Billy: ...well I think you're smart enough to figure THAT out.

Audience: YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

Aeris: So Billy, who's today's guest? ^_^

Billy: Hmm... let me think.

Jackie: *pops in for a second* That's ok, take your time.

Billy: You just love spouting random SpongeBob quotes, don't you? T.T+ Get out of here! This is my show!!! *throws coffee mug at Jackie*

Jackie: *dodges* Fine! I know when I'm not wanted! *stalks off*

Billy: Aww, dookie. Now I lost my train of thought.

Aeris: This'll take a while... I'll go make some tea! ^_^ *walks off to make tea*

*a couple of hours later...*

Billy's brain: *hamster flatlines* ----------------------------------------- -------

Billy: o.o/^^U

Aeris: *has made 4 pots of tea*

Billy: *has drunk all of the tea*

Aeris: ^^U Billy, I don't think you should have drunk that much tea...

Billy: ^^U I think you're right...WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!?!?!?!?!?!

cat: mroooooooooooow....... *points tail in direction of bathroom*

Billy: ^o^ Thank you kitty which I OWN!! T.T *evil deathglare at people who tried to steal his kitty an hour before the show started*

people: ^^U We won't try anything!!!! *are tied to spinning dartboards*

Jackie: *pops in again* YES I AM HELPING HIM WRITE THIS!!!!!!! ^______^

Billy: T.T SHUT UP!!! *runs past her in direction of the bathroom*

Jackie: *sits down next to Aeris* I think I should be the first guest!!!

Aeris: *gasp* That's a great idea! ^____^

Billy: *comes back* MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!!

Jackie: *coughInvaderZimquotecough*

Billy: o.o?

Jackie: ...nothing!

Aeris: Billy, Jackie has volunteered to be our first guest! ^_^

Jackie: *nods head* UH HUH!

Billy: Well...that's not such a bad idea! But...we know you already!!!

Jackie: ...well, yeah, but you could...ASK ME RANDOM QUESTIONS!!!

Billy: YEAH! WHOO HOO!!!

Aeris: I like that idea, too!

Jackie: Hee hee! That rhymed!!

Billy: o.o?

Jackie: ...nevermind.

Billy: Okee...QUESTION 1!! WHAT'S 2+2??

Jackie: umm....APPLE PIE! ^____________________^

Billy: YAY!! THAT IS CORRECT!!

Aeris: ^^U

Billy: Otee dotee...QUESTION NUMBER 2!!! Did you ever accidentally stick your foot in the toaster??

Jackie: ...no...BUT I DID ACCIDENTALLY STICK MY FOOT IN THE POTTY ONE TIME! ^________^

Aeris: That's....interesting!

Billy: YEAH!

Jackie: ^o^

Aeris: Ok! I'll ask question number 3!

Jackie: Okely dokely!

Aeris: Ok, here it is. What is your favorite food?

Jackie: Yes please! ^________^

Billy: ....okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay......

Jackie: T.T That means I like most any type of food!

Aeris: ^^U But what's your favorite??

Billy: hee hee, but.

Jackie: hmm.....that's tough. I'd have to say it's a tie between chicken flavored ramen and pizza! ^__^

Billy: mmmm....yummy!

Aeris: I agree!

Jackie: Stop with the rhyming!!!!

Billy + Aeris: o.o?

Jackie: -.-U yummy and agree rhyme...sorta.

Billy: Ah.

Jackie: hmm...This would be a lot more interesting and Jerry Springer-like if I brought someone in here...hehehe. *is thinking of bringing SOMEONE from FFVII*

Billy: ^^U Who would that be?

Jackie: I'll let the audience figure that out! If you're right, you don't get shocked!

audience: ^^U

Jackie: Good! Now, think of who I'm thinking of bringing! ^^U That was confusing!

audience: *thinking*

random audience member that got shocked before: *gets shocked again*

Jackie: I'm sorry sir, but (hee) you were WRONG!

another random audience member: *gets shocked*

Jackie: Madam, I'm afraid you are INCORRECT!

still another random audience member: *doesn't get shocked*

Jackie: BINGO BINGO! YOU WIN THE PRIZE!

Billy: *coughBotanimpersonatorcough*

Jackie: T.T+ What'd you say, small-ness?

Billy: ^^U Nothing!

Jackie: Well...that audience member got it right! Can you guess who it is? *stares at Billy*

Billy: umm...Sephiroth?

Jackie: You are absolutely........WRONG!!!!!!

Billy: O.O WHAT?!

Jackie: ^_______^

Aeris: Then who is it?

Jackie: It's...*drumroll* *random curtain opens to reveal...*

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Billy: HA! CLIFFHANGER!

Jackie: You'll have to wait til next chapter/episode of....

Aeris: Billy's Nutso Kooky Chainsaw Show!

Billy: And, yes, there will be some chainsaw-ing in the next episode! ^__^ *pulls out chainsaw* Hehehehe...

Jackie: ^^U *slowly backs away from Billy and puts on her moon shield*