Well, I'm at home now and im actually supposed to be cleaning my room and my bathroom but oh well! I just don't want to. As long as I don't get caught! And then there IS a 99.99999999% chance that I will. Anyways, here ya go!

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Spongebob and Patrick have now arrived at the Krusty Krab.

Patrick: Well, lets eat!

Spongebob: I thought we were looking for your nose.

Patrick: We were.....? Oh yeah well maybe, my nose, will be in the food.

Spongebob: I kindof doubt that but-

Patrick: OK!!! I'll order 5 triple x 2 deluxe Krabby Patty, 3 drinks and....some frenchie fries!

Spongebob: Oh wow! * face fills with glee * YOU BOUGHT US LUNCH???? OH PATRICK!!!

Patrick: Uh.....no, I bought ME lunch, but you can buy some if you want...

Spongebob: No, its ok. So did you find your nose in there?

Patrick: Uh no but maybe if I had a second helping.... * gets up from the table *

Spongebob: Forget it! You've gorged yourself enough! Let's go! Let's head over to Squidwards, I bet he will have seen your nose. * giggles * His nose is big enough for the two of us!

Patrick: Uhhhh....... * drools *

Spongebob: PATRICK!! * snaps fingers *

Patrick: Uh? Uh-wat? Oh sorry Spongebob, I was dreaming about my socks.

Spongebob: Right....ok! Well, we're at Squidy's house! Would you like to knock?

Patrick: Sure! * knocks on the door*

Squidward: Hello? Oh-it's you two. Just when I thought my day was going well, you had to show up.

Spongebob: We're looking for Patrick's nose! Have you seen it?

Squidward: You are asking me if I have seen Patrick's...nose.

Spongebob: YES!

Squidward: That's the most pathetic thing I have ever heard of, how can somebody lose a nose! Patrick, you don't even HAVE a nose, so how could you have lost it?

Patrick: Well, it all started when I woke up, ate breakfast, and then I couldn't find my nose. So I went over to Spongebob's house to ask him if he could help me look for it. And then he asked me how I had lost it and then I told him that I woke up, ate, breakfast and then it was gone and then-

Squidward: ENOUGH! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND AWAY FROM ME! NO! I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR STUPID NOSE AND FRANKLY, I DON'T CARE!

Patrick: You think he's hiding it?