Sorry it took so long, I got lazy, after the chapter, you will find the answer to most of your question.Some crude and a bit sick humor

One thing to another: Chapter 2: Start with eating to Kuwabara with a dress

7:00 AM

Seran was making Raven for dinner, while the rest of the gang was bored like hell, at least some of them.Yusuke was talking to Jin,Kuwabara was rubbing his face on the "Lucky charm" Yukina give him,Hiei was out there doing whatever the hell he does when he's outside, Touya was upstairs doing uhh I have no idea, and Kurama was outside looking at the wild roses

At the kitchen

"I wonder how much do they eat"Seran wonder"I better asks"

She walk out of the kitchen and into the living room where almost where everyone was.Kurama had came back in and Hiei was with him.

"How many cups of Raven you guys are eating"seran asked

"15"

"17"

"5"

"3"

"20!"

Seran sweatdrop

"Hold those thoughts"She said and ran out she came back with a piece of paper and a pen.

"OK now say it one by one"She said slowly

"15"Kuwabara yelled

"17!"Yusuke yelled

"5"Kurama said softly

"hn,3"Hiei mumble

"20!"Jin yelled smirking

"oh yeah 26:Yusuke challenge

"27"Kuwabara scream

"28:Jin scream also

"30"Yusuke yelled

"3-"Kuwabara was cut off

"OK YOUR GUYS ARE GOING WAY TOO FAR,YUSUKE 30,JIN 28,KUWABARA 27"Seran Yelling"AND IF YOU DON'T EAT ALL OF THOSE BOWLS, I SHALL BURN YOU TO HELL GOT IT?"(She got all of JIn attiude,but she can be short temper sometime

The 3 boys nodded,Seran calm down and went to the kitchen

"Is it the time of the month again for Seran"Kuwabara ask softly

"I have no idea"Yusuke mumble back"I think so"

They went back to talking,Seran came back and went upstairs, she came back down dragging down a huge box that said 100 Raven cups.

"Do you really need 100"Yusuke ask

"Your close,98"Seran said and went to the Kitchen

"it's going to take a you?"Kuwabara excliamed

"me hungry now" Jin whine

"Maybe i shouldn't have order so many"Yusuke said"i don't know if i could eat 30, and i don't want to burn to hell"

"She wasn't serious about that right Jin"Kuwabara ask in a frighten tone

"uhhh"Jin stutter"maybe"

"Wait, what do you mean maybe"Yusuke asked"Isn't she wind like you"

"Nope Fire"Jin reply

An hour later (what did you except, 98 bowls, you have to boil it like 10 times)

Seran walk out

"OK dinner is ready, you must eat in the kitchen, i label your name on it"She said "I stay in the kitchen so you "guys" don't spill any and Jin go call Touya"

"K"Jin reply simply

He rush up stairs and came back down Touya was with him, everyone was in the kitchen already.Kuwabara,Yusuke,and Jin was stuffing the Raven in their mouth like crazy.Everytone but them sweatdrop.

"If you guys choke, don't blame me"Seran say sitting down

Everyone start eating,Hiei finish first and he went outside,Touya also finish and he went upstairs,Kurama finish and went on to read a book. The other three was still eating,Seran was getting tird of watching them. Then kuwabara look sick and rush to the bathroom,Yusuke and Jin was still eating like mad.JIn then finish

'Ha urmeshi,me finish"Jin said smirking

Yusuke had two more cup left, after a while he also finish

"Done, hmm Kuwabara have half of bowl left, guess he'll be burning to hell"Yusuke said shurugging

They both walk to the living room.Seran look around sighing and start to clean up.Kuwabara came back and look around

"Where is everybody?"He asked

"Jin and Yusuke ifnished"Seran said"there in the living room"

Kuwabara join them in the living room

"You guys really finihs"Kuwabara asked

"Yep"Jin said proudly

"Dang I'm full, i won't be eating for an week"Yusuke said laughing

"I threw up on my shirt a bit,I'm going to take a shower:Kwabara said"Where a place where I can take a shower?"

"Go use the one in Touya's room, me don't you using mine and Seran won't let you use 'ers since you waster her time cooking"Jin answer

Kuwabara not answering went upstairs, he went into Touya's room.

"Hm,i wonder where he went, he is probably scare of the great Kuwabara hahaha(Yeah right)"KUwabara said Laughing like an idoit(Like he isn't one already)

Kuwabara walk into Touya's bathroom, the tiles were ice blue.

'just looking at the tiles make me cold"Kuwabara though'hmm maybe i can try out a mid skill, I'm going try to open the water with my mind"

Kuwabara try to concentrate in opening the water, the water did open, but it wasn't from him,st the time Touya was already in the shower, not locking the door because he wasn't use to people coming inKuwabara didn't notice because, he's an idiot.

'Cool it really workKuwabara said out loud

Touya didn't hear because he was in his own little world of something,Kuwabara hadtken off his shirt and start to flex some weird pose at the mirror.

"I'm da man"LKuwabara said

Touya exit his little world and took a look but to only find no one,Kuwabara had went out to get some clothes,Touya shrugged and went back in.Kuwabara came back in, he then fully undress and prepare to walk in.

'hmm, this doesn't feel right, maybe I'm forgetting something"Kuwabara thoght,but shrugged and walk in

Too bad Kuwabara not having a good day,the moment he walk in TOuya decide to turn around. Seeing Kuwabara Touya instines,made him turn the puddle of water near kUwabara's feet into ice,causeing Kuwabara to slip.Kuwabara then look at TOuya,turn red and quick as he can got up and ran to some random room hoping that it was a dream.Touya rubbed his temples,took many many deep breaths and turn the water hotter to melt the ice.

"I'm praying that was a dream, a dream that I'm going to wake up to Touya said closing his eyes "Why do i bother that never work, ah well, more proof to Jin that he's gay"

As for Kuwabara he went into one of those 20 rooms and found a paino,and found a dress.

"........ God must hate me"Kuwabara said "better then nothing"

Seran just finish cleaning up the kitchen

"great now I'm bored, guess I'll practice paino"Seran said

She walk into one of those room and find kuwabara in her dress, she took one look, took some deep breath

"I'm trying really hard not to laugh"Seran said her face getting red"But unless you change right now, I'm won't be able to hold back"

"New clothes?"Kuwabara asked

"Touya's or Jin's room, i suggestive Jin,Touya doesn't seem happy"Seran said, then unable to hold back she start to laugh like crazy"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,you lucky I'm not a blackmail person"

Kuwabara walk out piss and walk into Jin's room found a his outfit and left the dress there. He was wearing the outfit that Jin wore at the Dark tournament . Then the song Serenade can be heard.

Isn't that a great way o end a chapter*Cricket chirps*umm,ok like me answer a few question you might still have? Why does Seran own a paino?She has more respect to ningen then other demon do.Kuwabara is not gay, this is non Yoai,Touya jus think he is.Touya was cursing in the second chapter because he was having a very bad day,R&R