Okay I HATE my computer! Well, actually, my computer's internet is down so I'm using my sister's, and it wont let me upload my story...stupid computer. Anyways my shows on in a half hour so I must hurry.

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Spongebob: I'm tired and pooped and exhausted and hungry and hurting from the stings all at the same time. Can't we take a break? You know, for like a billion years?

Patrick: Of course not, how could you say that Spongebob! We must find my........... what was that thing I was looking for again?

Spongebob: Your nose?

Patrick: Oh right! We must find my nose, it is very important or I wouldn't be able to use my nose for stuff like...........................what do you use noses for again?

Spongebob: *sighs* smelling?

Patrick: Exactly! Now we must keep looking!

Spongebob: Okay, but only one more place, and then I need some rest!

Patrick: Darn, OK! But then we'll have to be up bright and early tomorrow morning for some more searching!

Spongebob: Ya whatever!

Patrick: Let's check...your house!

Spongebob: *yawns* Why would it be in my house?

Patrick: My nose has a thing for pineapples. When it was lost, it might have smelled your pineapple and entered your house.

Spongebob: Maybe your right! Shall we?

Patrick: We shall!

*go into Spongebob's house*

Spongebob: Okay Patrick, you search the main floor, and I'll look upstairs.

Patrick: Awwww, why do YOU get the upstairs??

Spongebob: Okay, you can have the upstairs then. Patrick: But I don't wanna!!

Spongebob: Then search the main floor!

Patrick: NO FAIR!

Spongebob: BARNACLES PATRICK! WHAT PART OF THE HOUSE DO YOU WANT?!?!?!??!?!

Patrick: uhhh........fraggen blaggen

Spongebob: What?

Patrick: Fraggen Blaggen!

Spongebob: Patrick, you're not making any sense...

Patrick: I want the fraggen blaggen!

Spongebob: ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!

Patrick: Oh sorry. That's main floor in Germanese. I still don't know why I took those lessons.

Spongebob: *rolls eyes* come on! Lets get this over with.

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: Searching for your nose.

Patrick: Why would we do that, and why would it be in your pineapple?

Spongebob: Because it's lost and it likes pineapples!

Patrick: It does?????