a bit crude humor
One thing to another: Chapter 4:Yusuke's Makeover

Seran'sPOV
I sigh, it was a great day, but it was boring as hell.Jin had left early in the morning. Not even saying good-bye to his sister, how rude. But I'm not surprise that's Jin,hmmm I remember a list somewhere hidden in my room. I think I wrote it so when I'm bored the list has things to do, but Kurama was in there, it would be rude to just sent him out.Hmmm,I look at the table and a rose lay there.Gradening,yes that was it,Kurama like to plant stuff.

I walk upstairs to my room,Kurama was there like a predict and reading a novel.

"Kurama I heard you like to gardening ask sweetly

"Yes"He answer back not paying attention, he was very in the novel

"Why don't you help Touya "I ask

"Sure"He said then he eyes widen with surprise'Touya gardens"

"For the time being yeah, he use to a little while back, now he does it to stay far away from Kuwabara,espically after the "Shower accident" explain "but he's plans fail,Kuwabara thought he saw a kitten in the backyard and is searching for it"

"Shower accident?"Kurama asked with confusion

"uhh opps,go ask Touya,if he won't tell you then, I will but don't tell that I mention it ok?"I ask

oh Touya's gonna kill me when he finds out i told him

"Sure"Kurama said walking out

Score!!I start to search around the room, it didn''t take long to find it.Anyways the list said
Random stuff to do when I'm bored
1. Go to sleep
2. Play piano
3. Go burn random stuff
4. Paint random sleeping people face
I stop right there, there it was my exit to boredom, but who was sleeping? I smirk Yusuke is sleeping,oooo fun, the evilness has taken over.Hmmm I start to walk around the room, I sat in my bed, but I accidentally knock over Kurama backpack. A box which said for Minamino Shuichi.I try to look away from the box,but my curiosity got the best of me, I open the box. Inside was what ningens called Make-up or something. Hmm this shall do for Yusuke make over, I'm not bored anymore, but Yusuke will have a prettyful face when he waked up.

Touya's POV

I start to plant the rose tree,Kuwabaka over there was trying to call the thing they call kitty or something. He's been calling for over an hour, it's starting to get on my nerves, I have an urge to make an ice sword and stick it up his ass. But he's wearing Jin's clothes and I would have to wash the blood from his clothes. My luck on Jin being so clean, I saw Kurama came up to me.

"Want some help?"he ask

"Yeah sure"I answer back

Kuwabara was on the other said still calling for the kitty thing.

"So I heard about the shower accident, what exactly was it about"Kurama ask

I froze

"Where did you hear that from?"I asked, my guess was Seran,does she have to tell everyone?

"uhh,Yusuke"He lie it was obviously

"He doesn't know about it"I respond "I only told 2 people, do you want to guess who those two people is?"

"uhh,no some what exactly is it about"Kurama asked

"So Seran told you, am I correct?" I asked walking off to get some more rose trees

"Pretty much"he respond

She never keeps her mouth shut for anything,talktive like Jin,I'm not surprise, I shouldn't have told her. I hate her convicing tone,kuso!!

"Will I'm surprise she didn't tell you about it"I said planting another rose tree?

"She told me to ask you, my fox's curiosity wants to know "He reply also planting another rose tree

"Here's a brief summary, i was taking shower and Kuwabak-- Kuwabara walk in on me"I said keeping my cool

Kurama eyes widen with shock

"I have good hearing, but I didn't hear you wrong did i?"Kurama ask with surprise

"no you didn't"I reply "I told Jin he was gay, but he didn't fully believe me"

"uhhh"Kurama said he was speechless

"And now I have to listen to him, calling for that kitty then for an hour"I yelled

"Why don't you just go in?"Kurama suggestive

"Go a head a try"I said knowing what will happen

He shrugged and stat to walk inside,Kuwabara saw him

"Hey Kurama,help me look for the kitten, I saw one here somewhere"He yelled

"I'm going in to i?"Kurama said softly

"That means you have nothing better to do some help me find the kitten"Kuwabara yelled, he walk in front of him"Please?

"I would like to read"Kurama said cooly

"Please please please"Kuwabara plead"think of the poor kitten in the world full of demons evil demons, it is my job to help it"

"uhhh,i'm going to help Touya"Kuram said and walk next to Touya

"OK, as long as you keep a look out for the kitten"Kuwabara said and went back to calling the kitten

"Told ya"I said"So how long you think you can handle him before you snap.

"I have no i?"Kurama said"You?"

"Just now, if he doesn't shut up now, I'm going stick my ice sword up his ass"I said

Kurama sweatdrop(Very big one)Kuwabara then came in front of them.

"You guys should stop talking and help find the kitty"Kuwabara said"I love kitty there soon cute blahs blahs blahs blahs blahs"

He went on for a half an hour, I start to get my ice sword ready,Kurama must have seen.

"Hey look!! Kuwabara the kitten it there, it's running away"Kurama yelled pointing at a random direction

"Kitten don't you?"Kuwabara said and following the direction Kurama give him

"Finally"I said hurrying in the house "Thanks Kurama"

"Sure, just don't stick anything up his butt i?"Kurama said "that won't be a very nice sight"

I chuckle,Kuwabaka will be out for a long time and that was good.

Seran's POV
Hmmmm,it was hard to decide which color match Yusuke,i would say green. Oh well it's not my face who's going to look weird if I make a mistaken pink, I apply some pink flush on his cheek. But then stop, it doesn't look right, I put some lotion on him. Yeah not he's face is shiny,hmmm,i took some dark red lipstick and apply it on his lips.

"Blau Keiko nice skirt"Yusuke mumble in his sleep

That cause me to mess up some part,opps,ah well he'll have to deal with it. After an hour or so I was done, I pack all the stuff back in the box. He actually look good, dark red lipstick with pink flush. My hands were a mess, and shit he's waking up I take the box and threw it in my room and dash the stairs, I met up Touya and Kurama,they were drinking tea.

"Hey guys, look Touya can I borrow you shirt?"I asked quickly

"What!?"He yelled"I like to keep my shirt thanks you"

"Thanks"I said really quickly

I whip some part of my hand with part of Touya's shirt before he realize what am I doing.

"Seran,what the... Touya was cut off by a large scream

"Yusuke!!"Kurama yelled

"Don't worry, he's fine, just very very surprise said smirking

"What did you i?"Kurama asked

"You'll see"I said

Yusuke rush down, and not a very happy look on his face. It mess up his face a bit.

"OK which one of you did this?"Yusuke said pointing to his face

No one answer because they were too busy laughing,Kuwabara came in saying nothing and starting laughing. Bad day for Yusuke because, at the moment Hiei walk in and start to laugh, not as hard as the other but still he laugh.

"I will ask again, who the hell did this to me"Yusuke ask trying to hold back from killing someone

Everyone pointed at me but Hiei and Kuwabara pointed at each other.

"I will get you for this Kurama and Touya"I mumble

"I still need to get back at you for telling Kurama the "Shower accident"Touya yelled realizing what he just yelled out"...Opps"

"haha"I laugh

Yusuke seem to forget about killing me

"Shower accident?"He asked

"So tell us about it"Hiei said smirking

Kurama POV

Well, that wasn't smart of Touya,seem Seran is off Yusuke's case for a while, lucky for her.

"Kuwabatra can tell you about it"Touya said a little tick off and went in the living room

"I knew Kuwabara had something to do with this Touya been giving Kuwabara's looks that could kill since least night"Yusuke said laughing"Now please tell me about it"

"You mean the idiot, I havea feeling I know what he did"Hiei said smirking

"I have no idea what your talk-"Kuwabara stop and blush"uhh never mind"

"Well you see........"I started but stop"Seran will tell you"

I didn't want Touya on my case, o just have a feeling that she was going to tell anyway.

Yusuke's POV

I wondering what the hell is the shower accident, something funny I bet.Seran will tell me?,i'm going to kill her for doing this to me.Dang her for being Jin's sister and for looking like Jin so much, it doesn't seem right.

"I will tell you if you don't kill me for what happen to your face"Seran said holding back her laughter.

Sounds fair, but I still want reveage,oh well we'll see what happen.

"Sure"I said

"OK then stop glaring at me and wash that off your face"She stated

Whoops I guess she notice, too bad for me. I walk in the bathroom and wash the stuff off my face, when I came back in Hiei was smirking a bit and disappear outside.

"Should've took a picture"Hiei called

"So you told him"I said

"yep, an extra part to it, it's true though"Seran reply"OK anyways,i'm not going to be details but here what Touya said, he was taking a shower and Kuwabara walk in"

I couldn't help but laugh, something in it was funny, that picture just pop in my head.

"He really did, naked!!!"I yelled

"Yeah pretty much, unless one of them wash himself with clothes on"Serans said"Now the extra part was after that happen i found kuwabara in my dress in the my piano room"

I froze

"Hiei was right you should've took a picture"I said snickering a bit.

Seran POV

Touya's going kill me for this, but after Yusuke finish laughing, we all went to the living room.Touya look up at me and glare.

"You will pay"He said in a creepy tone

I shiver, I hate when he use that tone, I wonder if I can survive them all for another 13 days without letting them all get revenge at me. I gulp I hope so, I'm still going to get Kurama.I sat at the sofa the one farthest away from Touya,that didn't stop him from glaring at me to hell.Kuwabara start talking about kittens. I sigh, my luck just my luck, well my real question is "Will Kuwabara survive these 13 days with Touya?"Ok that didn't sound right but hey that's my question, great I'm talking to myself.

Another great way to end a chapter eh?Touya's a but OOC because hearing Kuwabara called a for a kitten and talk about a kitten for an hour or more you'll go crazy too.R&R