The Dino & The Bug

AN: Board during Geography so instead of work I started this fic lol!! I no own YGO! Tis a one shot humour yaoi the paring be Rex Raptor X Weevil Underwood lol PLZ RnR ^-^ Also tis an inside joke of me and my mate that I'm Rex's yami *shifty eyes*

The Dino & The Bug

Chapter1: Oh what tangled webs we weave

Weevil grinned to himself, as he looked at him self in the bathroom mirror after coming out a shower. A thing he did VERY rarely since he feared water and the shower. He ran a comb along his wet green hair as he hummed a tune.. Badly. Yes bug boy was in a good mode but why?

Since the whole duel kingdom escapade he and Rex Raptor had formed some sort of an odd friendship. Weevil was planning on making that friendship a little more then that. Oh dear. It was oh so very true he had TERRIBLE luck with members of the female race so maybe he could try it with Rex? Sure some feelings were there.

"He'll never be able to resist MY power of seduction and charm!" He laughed evilly.

He had invited Rex over to watch some duel monster games on TV and promised him some pizza. Rex being Rex couldn't say no to a free meal or the chance to watch TV since his TV had been chucked out the window thanks to his Yami and her friend.

"That yami of his had better not be here! She's a pain in the ass!" He pouted at his reflection.

After Weevil was finished pulling faces at the poor once innocent mirror he had gotten changed into things normal people would consider odd yet normal for HIS dress sense. He flicked over the channels and grumbled as nothing good to watch was on yet.

Five minutes later the doorbell rang and he thanked whatever god was up there that his parents weren't home for a week! Weevil put on his best smile as he opened the door and saw Rex who seemed to be insulting himself.

"Greetings Rex!" Weevil said sweetly.

"Er hay Weevil thanks for the invite" Rex raised an eyebrow at the green haired boy who seemed to have been battling his eyelashes at him. At least his yami had shut up.

"Come in! We have the place to ourselves" Weevil winked.

"Ohhhhh Adult channel time!" Rex beamed clearly not seeing where Weevil was going with this..

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The two sat down on the sofa and waiting for the duel monsters show to start but right now they had to put up with a corny advert for hair loss. Weevil cocked his head to one side and looked at Rex's hat. He had never seen his friend with out it on which led the green haired boy to believe that Rex must sleep in it too.

"Why do you always wear that?" Weevil asked.

"Hay don't you start on my hat.. I wear it because I like it" Rex said in defence of his hat more then himself.

"What's under it? Horns?" Weevil teased playfully.

"Hair"

"Want something to drink?" Weevil asked getting board of where this convo was going.

"Sure" Rex nodded.

Weevil went to get two cans of soda and he tried to appear at the doorframe in a sexy way but only managed to smack his forehead on the wood. He cussed the wooden form of evil as he went into the living room.

"Are you ok?" Rex asked blinking.

"Yes thank you for being concerned" Weevil smiled sweetly as he sat back down.

"I was concerned that you might have broke the doorframe" Rex laughed.

5 minutes later ..

Rex was slouching on the sofa staring at the TV and missing his own one. Weevil leaned closer since he was now sick of dropping Rex 'subtle' hints and was now brining out the big guns.

"Rex I have something to ask you" he sighed.

"What is it? if it's about how my TV got broke I don't know why she had that white haired nut job around the house or why she chucked it!" Rex stammered.

"Nothing to do with that I was wondering. Are you and you yami you know together?" Weevil asked fearing the answer.

"Hell no! She's evil and dangerous!" Rex cried out.

"Good!! Because I want you!"

Rex screamed like a girl as Weevil jumped on him and straddled him.

"I want you to do things to me that you've done with girls" Weevil said running a hand through Rex's unkept hair.

"What? Go to the pub and drink orange juice and play bingo? Then come back to mine and play Shardes? I do a good Red eyes blac-"

"YES.. I mean NO! I mean sex!" He yelled.

"Oh" Rex said taken aback.

//Can't believe he thinks your NOT a virgin!// Rex's yami giggled.

/Shut up Ranie! I'm in a tight spot here/

//I'll say//

/What should I do?/

//Question your sanity and sexuality?/ She giggled again.

/Har Har./

"Er maybe we should take it step by step?" He asked trying to get out of it.

"Like date?" Weevil said happily.

"Umm.."

/HELP!/

//Say yes what harm can it do? After all it's not like you have a cue of woman beggin' for you to go out with them!//

/I should have known better then to have expected 'good' advice from a tomb robber/ He sighed.

"Sure.. What's the harm it could do?" Rex eeped as Weevil attacked himself around his waist.

/I hate you/ He deadpanned.

//I love you too Rexy!//

~~~MORE TO COME ~~~