The Dino & The Bug

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The Dino & The Bug

Chapter2: Said the spider to the fly.

Weevil was in the kitchen. Don't worry kids no ovens or other such house hold appliances were hurt during the making of this fic. He was on the phone ordering pizza. Rex sat on the sofa and began to grumble to himself about the mess he had just stepped in.

He wasn't sure if he was bisexual or straight in all truth but he knew he wasn't gay since he liked a lot of females even if they either A) hated him B) used him as an attack dog or C) Chucked a TV at him. Maybe this little 'experiment' would help clear his judgement. Fat chance.

He heard Weevil returning and he pouted to himself again this really was NOT his week. The green haired boy jumped back onto the sofa and snuggled up to Rex who glared at the TV.

'Damnit I'm stupid!'

//How long did it take you to realise this?// Ranie asked.

/Don't you start.. I blame YOU any way/

//Sure blame the female when ones sexuality is on the line!//

/I dare you to come out and fight!/

//Ok then I will!//

It then hit Rex that what he said may not have been the best thing to say with a board trouble making yami in his mind. His Millennium item glowed and out came a female him. Weevil jumped up and glared evilly at the yami.

"What are YOU doing here?" He hissed.

"Don't get cute with me shorty" She replied simply.

She looked around the room as if she was inspecting it then turned around to her Hikari and his 'boyfriend' with a happy grin on her face. Rex wanted the earth to either kill him or her which ever would be less painful in the long run. For him.

"Great home! I think you should invite Rex over more often you know.. To get close" She winked.

Weevil liked where this sanity lacking yami was going for once and put his arms around the brown haired boys waist and giggled evilly. Rex eeped and found he really could NOT be assed to fight off his yami and an overly 'friendly' newly acquired 'boyfriend'

"Awww! And me without my camera! This would have made great blac- I mean.. Yeah I do mean black mail" She cackled.

Weevil whispered in Rex's ear and in return the Dino duellist grinned sadistically. Weevil went to the kitchen and returned with a frying pan he tip toed up to the yami who seemed to be talking or rather insulting a potted plant and smacked her over the head.

"One bird in the tree is like seven in the mirror" Ranie mumbled before passing out. "YES! Finally PEACE! I'm so glad I could kiss you!" Rex cried out and Weevil smiled.

"Er.. or not" He added.

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With his yami happily passed out on the floor Rex had no one to bitch fight with and this meant he had to pay attention to what ever it was Weevil was talking about. The two sat in the kitchen at the table after eating pizza.

'Talk, more talk. hmmm does he ever not talk or rant? .. I wonder what came first the balloon or the condom? And what's with little miniature flags for England that say 'MADE IN CHINA' on them?'

Those were just a few of the things that went through Rex's seemingly board and empty mind at the time till he saw Weevil looking at him with annoyance.

"Did you hear a word I said?" Weevil raised an eyebrow.

"Yes" Rex lied.

"Ok what's the answer to my last question?"

'Crap.'

"The balloon" Rex nodded and smiled.

They heard cussing in English and in ancient Egyptian followed by a very pissed of female voice ranting about chucking TV's and people out the window. Rex and Weevil's eye widened as they heard the words 'I, find and die' Weevil grabbed Rex by the hand and dragged him up stairs.

Weevil pushed Rex into his room and locked the door behind him and smiled sweetly yet evilly at Rex as he found out where he was. Rex backed away a little.

"Er Weevil.. " Rex was pushed up against the wall.

"Aww don't tell me your scared" He teased.

Weevil stood on tiptoes and put his arms around Rex. Rex grumbled and pushed Weevil off him gently.

"Too fast" Rex blushed.

Weevil backed down but then got another idea he went to his bed and tried to look sexy as he lay down. He smiled sweetly at Rex and tried to look even more sexual but as he moved he let out a girlie scream as he fell off the other side of his bed with a thud.

Rex chuckled as Weevil climbed back on his bed with a pout. They heard a banging on the door from an outraged yami who was ranting in English again. Rex was glad he had no idea what she was saying. Weevil once again dragged Rex off by his hand.

"Where the?" Rex was cut off as Weevil 'hushed' him.

Rex saw they where in the shower and once again he was pressed up against the wall. Was this guy obsessed with sex? Rex mused.

They then heard a loud BANG and yet more English cuss words. Ranie slammed open the door to the bathroom and in the shock the two boys hugged each other and epped.

~~ MORE TO COME ~~