Hello! No I'm not dead, and no I'm not stopping the story, I'm just..... update from time to time. Sorry for not updating though.

Disclamier: Me no own YYH and never will, i have a feeling if i don't write this in every chapter people are gonna sue me, trust me.

One Thing to Another: Chapter 8:Yusuke's Cooking

To make another long story short, Hiei got the rest of the gang, they got over 50 fruits and their back to having nothing to do. Chu and Rinku decided to stay over for a while. It's a new, bright, and quiet morning, at least it was quiet. Yusuke had already woken up and was too lazy to make breakfast himself.

"Damn I'm hungry"He whine"When Seran gonna wake up"

Yusuke tried going in her room, but it was locked. Tried going in Touya's room, but it was also locked, with Kuwabara sleeping in the floor outside of the door. Yusuke didn't even bother trying to wake him up, so now his lonely and hungry. The fruits were in one of those 20 rooms, and he didn't even bother. Chu and Rinku were no where to be found.

Yusuke's POV

Damn Seran, hiding the fruits.... starving me, and then locking me out. Even if it is her room, I wish Jin would come back already, so I can finally have the rematch and then get out of her. But noooooooooo he has to go out on some deal. Hm? I hear something, maybe someone waking up, Yay! Finally!

I rushed upstairs and found Seran has woken.

"Hey Seran"I called

"What?"she answers slightly tick

"I'm hungry, make my food"I whine

I swear I saw her eye slightly twitches.

"Make. Your. Own. Breakfast"She says slowly and walked down the stairs

"But I can't cook"

"Learn!"She snaps
Someone's moody today, I still can't see how her moodiness is related to Jin's happy go luckiness. She walked outside and went somewhere, I decided to learn how to cook... without a mentor. This is gonna be cool! No one to tell me what's wrong or right, no one to yell at me, and I can do almost whatever I want. I look at the kitchen and walk toward it, time to cook. I open the cupboard and found the fruits, I wonder if I could make a breakfast out of fruits, I guess I'll cook them.

Kuwabara's POV

Man, the short ice demon threw me out, glared at me and made me sleep in the floor. I don't know why, doesn't everyone love me?(in his fantasy world XP). Maybe he's jealous that everyone loves me, yeah that's it. I stand up and stretch, sleeping on the floor is not comfortable. I really have nothing to do, I tried opening the door but it was lock, I think he freezes it, because the doorknob is ice cold. Maybe I should try slicing it open with my sprit sword, then the red hair girl might get mad, and then try to burn me.

I decide to see if she's awake, maybe she'll open the door for me. I saw the door slightly open, and shrugged, might as well walk in. So I did, she wasn't there and nether was Kurama but there's a huge lump on the floor. I wonder what it is, maybe I should poke, I poked it and it moved.

"GAH! It's alive"I screamed

It moved again and it started growing, I gasp. It was Kurama(such a surprise), he rubbed his eyes.

"What is alive?"he asks

"It's a demon!"

Kurama now looks more alert.

"Where?"

"You!"I took the nearest thing, which was a pillow and was about to rapidly hit him over the head.

The demon eyes went wide, something like O_O. It's about to feel pain.

Touya's POV

I wake up hearing "Kuwabara! Stop! I'm Kurama!", I blink in confusion. Is Kuwabara torturing another soul? I got out of bed and walked out, it could be a trap......... Nah, he's too stupid to build traps, let alone think of one. I was right the hallways are quiet beside the yelling, it was coming from Seran's room, but Kurama's voice. I walk in to find, Kuwabara hitting Kurama with a pillow over and over saying "begone demon!".

I raise my eyebrow, and wonder if I should help him, I sigh. And walked toward Kuwabara and shoved him in the floor.

"Baka! It's just Kurama"I yelled harshly

Kuwabara just blinks and stares at Kurama for five minutes, before saying.

"Hey, your right it is Kurama"He says grinning like the idiot he is"Boy, I thought you were a demon, will nothing to worry about now"

He walks out of the room, making the world stupider each step.

"Thanks you"Kurama says smoothing his messy hair down

I shrugged and walked out of the room, suddenly a burn scent caught my nose. Smells like cooking Seran does when she's pissed, burning everything, Jin and I had to skipped dinner that night. I walk down the stairs, following the strange odor. It leads me to the kitchen, not surprise, but I was when I saw Yusuke desperately trying to put out the fire.

"Damn, how am I suppose to know, putting a fruit over a fire will burn it"Yusuke mumbled

It was the fruits we collect from before, a whistling sound rang my ears, which brought me to a pot. Yusuke still had not notice I'm here, and rush to the pot and closing the fire. He open and sniff.

"Hey, not bad"He smiled, he took a chopstick and stick it in, putting it down he turns his attention to the frying pan.

It was sizzling with slice fruits( let's call it Cabe), Yusuke put it on a plate. The Cabe that had a chopstick stick through it had cool off and Yusuke decides to taste test. He took a big bite, chews and.... spit it out. The chunk of fruit was black, making me lose my appetite.

"Damn that's nasty"He complain

"Your cleaning up the floor"I say

Yusuke jumped a bit.

"Don't sneak up on me like that"He says and three the Cabe into the garbage

"I was here five minutes ago"I reply sitting down on a chair"what are you doing"

"Since Seran told me to learn how to cook and she wouldn't cook for me"He explain

"Where is she?"I ask

"She went outside somewhere"he said shrugging now cleaning the chunk of rotten fruit he spit out

I nodded, I wonder where she is. As if she heard me, the door open, and Seran was there looking quite happy, but it fades when she smelled the air.

"What is that smell?"She asks

"Yusuke's cooking"I reply

She walked over to Yusuke, and shoved him out of the kitchen

"Your not ever cooking in this kitchen ever again"She scold

I saw a basket in her back, fill with eggs. I too walked out of the kitchen, following Yusuke, she going to cook something editable, no point being there.

"Yusuke why is my knife bloodily?"Seran question

Yusuke walked in showing his hands, a few light cuts, and the heavy ones are probably under the cloth he tied around his fingers.

"I'm not good at using a knife for cutting fruits ok?!"He says then he wanders in the living room

Seran gave him a scorn look and return to her duties.

A/N: End of the chapter, sorry it's short, there might be a few grammar problems, I'm hoping there's none. R&R