The Dino & The Bug
AN: Sorry for not being so great at updates ^_^ heres another chap! Lol might be short '
The Dino & The Bug
Chapter5: Never leave your deck unsupervised
The lights were still off and all around the living room and in the kitchen rested candles that just about stopped people from walking into things. And yet despite this Rex had managed to walk into the table, the TV and trip over the coffee table and not to mention walking into a wall.
Speaking of the dino duellist with a slight lack of intelligence he had gone to the bathroom but not before tripping over many other things along the way leaving Raine and Weevil in the living room. Raine glared at a candle and sighed while Weevil stared at her.
"What?" She snapped.
"Nothing. well ok there is something.."
"What?" She sighed.
"Can I sleep with your hikari?" He smiled innocently.
"Gah!" Raine fell off the sofa in shock at his question.
"I guess.. Just keep it down I like to sleep to ya know! And if you EVER get drunk remember Rex is the one without glasses cus if you mistake me for him I swear I'll shove your cards so far up your ass you'll be coughing them up for weeks" She then smiled sweetly.
Weevil paled and hoped he'd never get on the wrong side of the spirit. They heard cussing and a bang as Rex stumbled back in the darkened doorway and into the living room looking like he was in great pain as he flopped down on the sofa.
"Stub your toe?" Raine asked with a smirk.
"No I couldn't see what I was doing and well.. Let's just say 'little' Rex has been better" He blushed and coughed.
"Ewww Rex!" Raine wrinkled her nose.
"Need it kissing better?" Weevil asked and winked in a corny manner that would make any one wince from sheer awfulness.
"Ah no it's ok" Rex squeaked when Weevil huddled up to him with a huge grin.
Weevil smirked and wrapped his arms around the brunets' waist and rested his head on his chest and purred happily. Rex sighed in defeat and petted the smaller boy.
"Awww where's my camera when I need it?" The yami beamed and batted her eyelashes at her hikari.
"Ha ha.." He deadpanned as Weevil sat up.
"Oooooh I know what we can do!" Weevil beamed.
Both the raptors looked blankly at him from where they sat. I guess it was true, they DID share a brain cell and had no common sense. Because if they DID have common sense they would not have asked the perverted green haired boy.
"What?" Rex asked.
"A threesome!" He cheered.
"That's it.. Underwood where do you keep your cards?" Raine said glaring.
"Hehehehe it was only a joke.." He trailed off.
"Only a joke? No ..REX is 'only a joke' that was.ewww" Raine flinched a little.
"HEY!" Rex said after a few moments of thinking about that insult making both Weevil and Raine sweatdrop.
"Don't involve me in your sex lives! Well ok LACK of." She tutted and sat cross-legged watching the pair.
"I could get laid everyday if I wanted too!" Rex snapped.
"I mean with people OTHER then Weevil?"
Rex blushed and remained silent after that one. Raine nodded with a grin knowing she had just beat her hikari in one of their many yami, hikari bitch fights. She mentally added another score.. Rex:1 Raine: 201.
"Well what CAN we do? The powers still out you know" Rex sighed.
Soon the lights flickered back to life and all three blinked before looking at the bulb as if to say 'there IS a god?' and also in all threes cases 'I'm damned'. Weevil grinned and dragged Rex off the sofa and into the kitchen.
"What?" Rex quirked an eyebrow at the aqua haired teen as he leaned back on the counter arms crossed.
"I just wanted us to be alone" Weevil batted his eyelashes and leaned up to kiss Rex.
Shame both had awful depth perception.
"OW!" Both whined.
The kiss hadn't gone as well as Weevil would have liked, Rex's bangs had poked him in the eye while he stepped on Rex's foot trying to get closer. They turned their heads to see a yami in the doorway in a fit of giggles.
"Ah who needs TV when they have you two?" Raine asked with a wide grin.
Weevil snorted and went to kiss Rex again but blinked as Rex tried to sneak out of the room only to be tackle glomped by a grinning Weevil. Rex landed on the floor with a thud as the insect duellist fell on top of him.
"Hi" He said dryly.
"I was thinking.. It's getting late we should get ready for bed.." Weevil smirked as Rex started to try and claw away from him using the tiled floor.
A little later.
The two um 'love birds' sat on the sofa drinking soda and watching a late- ish movie, neither knew what the move was since A) Weevil was too busy staring at Rex and B) Rex didn't understand the plot..
Raine sat in front of them messing around with her card deck and heard Weevil giggling to himself, she rolled her eyes. The people her hikari picked up! Geez he'd have better luck down the red light district if he had money anyway.
"Rex I have something to ask you.."
"If it's about the bug I ate I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!" Rex replied.
"Er no.." Weevil smiled warily and sweatdropped.
"Well then what?" Rex asked.
"Will you sleep with me?" such a dirty question asked in such a scarily sweet and innocent tone.
Rex was half way through drinking his soda when he heard the question and he managed to spit out his mouthful of coke in shock and all over his yami. Raine blinked then turned to glare at her hikari and his boyfriend.
"Your just lucky I'm not in mood to hurt you so much you'll lose your reasons for being men.." She hissed and left the two.
"Well.." Rex said and coughed.
"In what way?" He added.
"In any way you want" Weevil winked and shuffled closer to the purple banged older teen.
Rex gulped and shuffled further up the sofa until the other tried to get closer. This lasted a few seconds until Rex had 'gracefully' fallen off the end with a thud and a gravely whine. Weevil peered over the side of the sofa and smiled.
"I'll take that as a yes!" He beamed.
Rex groaned and sat up rubbing his ass where he had fallen with a thud, he sighed and mumbled. Why did he get the feeling this was going to be a very long night?
~More To Come~
AN: Sorry for not being so great at updates ^_^ heres another chap! Lol might be short '
The Dino & The Bug
Chapter5: Never leave your deck unsupervised
The lights were still off and all around the living room and in the kitchen rested candles that just about stopped people from walking into things. And yet despite this Rex had managed to walk into the table, the TV and trip over the coffee table and not to mention walking into a wall.
Speaking of the dino duellist with a slight lack of intelligence he had gone to the bathroom but not before tripping over many other things along the way leaving Raine and Weevil in the living room. Raine glared at a candle and sighed while Weevil stared at her.
"What?" She snapped.
"Nothing. well ok there is something.."
"What?" She sighed.
"Can I sleep with your hikari?" He smiled innocently.
"Gah!" Raine fell off the sofa in shock at his question.
"I guess.. Just keep it down I like to sleep to ya know! And if you EVER get drunk remember Rex is the one without glasses cus if you mistake me for him I swear I'll shove your cards so far up your ass you'll be coughing them up for weeks" She then smiled sweetly.
Weevil paled and hoped he'd never get on the wrong side of the spirit. They heard cussing and a bang as Rex stumbled back in the darkened doorway and into the living room looking like he was in great pain as he flopped down on the sofa.
"Stub your toe?" Raine asked with a smirk.
"No I couldn't see what I was doing and well.. Let's just say 'little' Rex has been better" He blushed and coughed.
"Ewww Rex!" Raine wrinkled her nose.
"Need it kissing better?" Weevil asked and winked in a corny manner that would make any one wince from sheer awfulness.
"Ah no it's ok" Rex squeaked when Weevil huddled up to him with a huge grin.
Weevil smirked and wrapped his arms around the brunets' waist and rested his head on his chest and purred happily. Rex sighed in defeat and petted the smaller boy.
"Awww where's my camera when I need it?" The yami beamed and batted her eyelashes at her hikari.
"Ha ha.." He deadpanned as Weevil sat up.
"Oooooh I know what we can do!" Weevil beamed.
Both the raptors looked blankly at him from where they sat. I guess it was true, they DID share a brain cell and had no common sense. Because if they DID have common sense they would not have asked the perverted green haired boy.
"What?" Rex asked.
"A threesome!" He cheered.
"That's it.. Underwood where do you keep your cards?" Raine said glaring.
"Hehehehe it was only a joke.." He trailed off.
"Only a joke? No ..REX is 'only a joke' that was.ewww" Raine flinched a little.
"HEY!" Rex said after a few moments of thinking about that insult making both Weevil and Raine sweatdrop.
"Don't involve me in your sex lives! Well ok LACK of." She tutted and sat cross-legged watching the pair.
"I could get laid everyday if I wanted too!" Rex snapped.
"I mean with people OTHER then Weevil?"
Rex blushed and remained silent after that one. Raine nodded with a grin knowing she had just beat her hikari in one of their many yami, hikari bitch fights. She mentally added another score.. Rex:1 Raine: 201.
"Well what CAN we do? The powers still out you know" Rex sighed.
Soon the lights flickered back to life and all three blinked before looking at the bulb as if to say 'there IS a god?' and also in all threes cases 'I'm damned'. Weevil grinned and dragged Rex off the sofa and into the kitchen.
"What?" Rex quirked an eyebrow at the aqua haired teen as he leaned back on the counter arms crossed.
"I just wanted us to be alone" Weevil batted his eyelashes and leaned up to kiss Rex.
Shame both had awful depth perception.
"OW!" Both whined.
The kiss hadn't gone as well as Weevil would have liked, Rex's bangs had poked him in the eye while he stepped on Rex's foot trying to get closer. They turned their heads to see a yami in the doorway in a fit of giggles.
"Ah who needs TV when they have you two?" Raine asked with a wide grin.
Weevil snorted and went to kiss Rex again but blinked as Rex tried to sneak out of the room only to be tackle glomped by a grinning Weevil. Rex landed on the floor with a thud as the insect duellist fell on top of him.
"Hi" He said dryly.
"I was thinking.. It's getting late we should get ready for bed.." Weevil smirked as Rex started to try and claw away from him using the tiled floor.
A little later.
The two um 'love birds' sat on the sofa drinking soda and watching a late- ish movie, neither knew what the move was since A) Weevil was too busy staring at Rex and B) Rex didn't understand the plot..
Raine sat in front of them messing around with her card deck and heard Weevil giggling to himself, she rolled her eyes. The people her hikari picked up! Geez he'd have better luck down the red light district if he had money anyway.
"Rex I have something to ask you.."
"If it's about the bug I ate I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!" Rex replied.
"Er no.." Weevil smiled warily and sweatdropped.
"Well then what?" Rex asked.
"Will you sleep with me?" such a dirty question asked in such a scarily sweet and innocent tone.
Rex was half way through drinking his soda when he heard the question and he managed to spit out his mouthful of coke in shock and all over his yami. Raine blinked then turned to glare at her hikari and his boyfriend.
"Your just lucky I'm not in mood to hurt you so much you'll lose your reasons for being men.." She hissed and left the two.
"Well.." Rex said and coughed.
"In what way?" He added.
"In any way you want" Weevil winked and shuffled closer to the purple banged older teen.
Rex gulped and shuffled further up the sofa until the other tried to get closer. This lasted a few seconds until Rex had 'gracefully' fallen off the end with a thud and a gravely whine. Weevil peered over the side of the sofa and smiled.
"I'll take that as a yes!" He beamed.
Rex groaned and sat up rubbing his ass where he had fallen with a thud, he sighed and mumbled. Why did he get the feeling this was going to be a very long night?
~More To Come~
