Interrogating Rose



Finally deciding he'll be needing some help, Smith leaves the Agent Headquarters and decides to have a special somebody visit Rose....



DAY SEVEN


Rose is drawing again. She's making a bunch of large white rings on a green background shaped like an egg with a strange antenna or something on the top of it. She puts one big block spots in the center and wears her little creation on her head as a mask. Suddenly, the door swings open. Smith walks in with a new person... Rose turns to face them wiht her mask on. Although she cannot see who's there, she's knows he's not alone.

"Strangers! From the outside! Ooooooooooooooooooh!" she says in her best Toy Story alien voice.

Smith glares and snatches off her mask. Rose frowns and makes a pout. Smith gestures his hand to the door.


"YAY! VISITOR!!!" Rose screams, pushing Smith out of the way.

Standing at the door is Samara and Sadako. Rose's face lights up with happiness.

"Sammy! Saddy! W00tness!" Rose laughs, throwing herself into their arms and hugging them.

Sadako and Samara exchange glances, then push Rose into the wall. Rose gets stuck again, but manages to crawl out of the wall and fall on the floor.

"Heeeeeeeey. What was that for?" she whimpers. Samara and Sadako storm over towards her and slam her on the table.

"You know what we're angry about!" Sadako snapped.

"Yeah! You kept on making copies of our tapes so we couldn't kill you, but then you started to print out the images and use them as coloring books! YOU GAVE MY MOMMY A BEARD AND A MOUSTACHE!!!" Samara snapped. Then Sadako chimed in.

"And then you just HAD to make those stupid comics of my images saying Sada t3h l33t sp00ky h3rm4phi73,! I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

Sadako begins to strangle Rose while Samara just scratches at the girl's arms. Rose manages to scream at Smith,

"NOOOOOO! DON'T LET THE HERMAPHIDITE KILL ME!!!" only to have Sadako punched her and Samara continously claw at her.

Rose is angry. She kicks Samara right in the jaw, causing the girl to spit out a tooth.

"Damn you!!!!" Samara snaps and picks up a chair.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" that was Rose again.

She grabs a coffee mug and smashes it against Sadako's head, then chucks it at Samara. It hits her in the forehead just as she throws the chair. Rose gives another yell and drops as the chair breaks against a wall. Then she slides over and grabs a metal stool, then charges over to Sadako.

"DIE EVIL HERMAPHIDITE! DIE!" screams the psychotic human as she attempts to beat Sadako with the stool.

As for Smith.... well, all wasn't going according to plan. Why hadn't Rose died with her face all deformed or screaming or something? And how was she beating them? He was panicking. He wanted her gone! She was driving him crazy! It was no longer about interrogation or the rebels. Now it was about his sanity! What was he gonna do? The pressure was too much. He couldn't take it.

Pressure....



More pressure.......



Lots of pressure.......


Indefinate amount of pressure.....



SNAP!


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

All three girls look up to see Smith. He pulls out a pair of Uzis and begins to run around the room, firing madly at everything in sight. Rose gives and scream and jumps into the cornor of the room, Spider-Man style. Hearing his screams, Johnson and Jones come running in, only to get shot five times in the head. Sadako and Samara exchange glances, then look up at Rose.

"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE GONE AND DONE! YOU MADE HIM LOSE HIS MIND!" they yell at the same time.

"Nani!?!?" Rose whimpers.

"Baka..." Sadako growls, only to have more bullets shoot at her back. "KUSO!"

Sadako picks up a chair and throws it at the angered, crazy agent. It smacks him in the back of his head, and he falls over. Rose blinks, suddenly feeling very.... guilty to say the least. Samara and Sadako glare at her, then walk out of the room.

"H-Hey!" Rose yelps, only to fall from the cornor and onto the ground. "Owch! Err.... where are you going!?"

"We have dates to attend to." Sadako replied.

"Yeah, unlike you we can at least GET a guy..." was Samara's response.

The door opens and Marovingian's Mercury Twins are there with a big smile on their faces and a bouquet of flowers. Rose makes a very big WTF face. The first twin holds out his arm to Sadako.

"Shall we go?" he questions as she locks arms with him. The second twin holds out his hand to Samara.

"It's a date!" was the girl's reply as she takes his hands. The four walk out and lock the door.

"Well..... that was unexpected...." Rose stated, then looked around the destroyed room.

"Now where did I put that coloring book?"


ROSE HAS SURVIVED THE 7TH DAY? BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!?