The Dino & The Bug

AN: Yes I AM a lazy good for nothing moron X3

The Dino & The Bug

Chapter6: The freaks keep getting freakier

After pulling himself off of the floor and dodging a pounce by Weevil, the dino duellist had managed to escape into the kitchen where he found his yami dancing on the kitchen table with a half empty bottle of vodka. Rex slapped his own forehead and sighed when the girl started to sing the theme tune to Care bares in a drunken slur.

"I really can't take you any where can I?" He snorted putting his hands on his hips looking like a parent who was indeed pissed off at his drunken offspring.

"I'm not the one who's gunna get laid!" She poked her tongue out.

"Neither am I!" He snapped back.

"Tell HIM that"

Rex followed the direction his yami was pointing to and almost squealed when his 'koi' attached himself around his waist almost knocking the two over. Rex had been on the floor more times in one night then he had in a month! And normally it was his own fault for slipping on the many articles of clothing or dirty magazines that littered his bedroom floor and his yami's ability to fall asleep wherever she drooped from being drunk.

Ah wasn't Rex's household a family friendly environment? No it wasn't but as long as no one of sound mind walked into the pit all would be fine. Rex rolled his eyes when Weevil giggled and nuzzled into him, said boy increased his death like hug casing Rex to cough.

"Weevil. Breath. To. Need!" He spluttered.

"Oh right" Weevil smiled sheepishly and let go of the brunet.

There was a loud crash and both spun around to see that yami Rex, Raine, had fallen off the table and was giggling to herself about carrots. Rex blinked and sweatdropped while Weevil pouted grabbing hold of his arm and dragging him in the direction of his bedroom.

"I'll show you where you'll be sleeping!" Weevil beamed happily and refused to notice that his boyfriend was trying to tug himself free.

"But the couch is in the living room!" He started to plead.

"Awww you know you want a nice comfy bed"

"If I say yes will you stop tying to dislocate my arm?" Rex whined.

Weevil stopped and thought this over before letting Rex have his arm back. Weevil kicked open the door to his room and shoved Rex in who promptly tripped over a shoe and landed face first on the floor with a grumble.

"Oh yeah, my rooms a little untidy" Weevil chuckled a little and looked down at his feet.

That was the under statement of the month, the room was almost as bad as Rex's, clothes and books littered the floor along with many empty CD cases and the odd take out box that was growing some sort of moss or another life form.

"Weevil I never expected this from you!"

"I can explain, really!" Weevil started as Rex managed to peal himself off of the dirty carpet. A loud scream could be heard from where they had left the female, both looked at each other before bolting down the hall and into the kitchen. Rex stopped and stared at the sight in shock while Weevil grumbled and stomped over. Rex's yami was sitting on the table blinking and looking at a girl who was dressed just like Weevil but had longer hair and it was bluer.

"UNDERWOOD YOU'RE A GIRL!" Raine gasped and poked the other girl's chest.

"I'm not Weevil" The girl blinked.

"Dude, this like the last time I drink from his vodka again, yo" Raine slurred.

"Oos." Weevil sighed.

"What did I say about coming over when I had company?" He tapped his foot and looked at her with a small frown.

"And what did I say about brining in hookers from the street?" The girl known now as Oos asked pointing at Rex who had by now managed to get over the shock and drag his prehistoric ass in after the insect duellist.

"Hey! I'm not a hooker.. Hooker" He snapped.

"Great come back" Oos smirked.

"Rexy this is my yami, Oos. Oos this is my koi Rexy and the drunken freak on the table is Rexy's yami Raine" Weevil said with a nod and pulled Rex into another embrace that had the brunet trying to claw his way out of.

"Awwww my lil Weevil-kins has a boyfriend!" Oos cooed and yanked the boy away from Rex and hugged him. Muffles could be heard from the mortal since his head was in-between the girl's boobs.

"Rex, don't look at me like that I'm NOT going to let you near me.." Raine growled when she noticed the look he was giving her.

"But..aww" Rex pouted.

Weevil had managed to get himself out from Oos's killer hug and was currently attaching himself around Rex's waist again and purred contentedly. Rex looked as if he was going to cry this had already been one hell of a confusing night for his rather limited IQ to take in. He petted Weevil who giggled and clinged to him tighter.

"I need to be alone" Rex grumbled and tried to pull himself out of the death like grip the shorter teen had on him.

"Great! I'll come with you!"

Rex sweatdropped and was followed out of the kitchen by Weevil, going into the living room the dino duellist was able to walk into the coffee table. With a yelp and a cuss word Rex fell back but luckily Weevil caught him. Weevil not being that strong and Rex not having the IQ big enough to stand up while he had the chance caused both to crash down on the floor.

"Oh Rexy your kinky aren't you? Always on the floor.." Weevil giggled.

"No I just have more then terrible balance" The brunet replied dryly.

Back in the kitchen the yami's just stood and stared at each other, or tried to in Raine's case as she almost fell of the table again. Oos coughed and looked around the room as if trying to find something to talk about.

"Bogers! Heheheh" Raine giggled and fell off the table.

"Um." Oos just blinked.

Suddenly there was a loud noise, the sound of the door being kicked down and an insane British sounding laugh..

~More to come~

I know it sucked VV bite me lol