The Dino & The Bug

AN: -sighs- sorry everyone I'm not great at updates X.x

The Dino & The Bug

Chapter7: hairballs of DOOM

Everyone looked at each other then ran into the living room where the wooden door and slammed open leaving a small trail of broken wood where a fist had gone through it with the sound of a 'crunch'. Weevil and Rex screamed in shock and clung to each other when a tall and rather daunting figure walked into the room. Long white hair fell around the teen's shoulders as he smirked.

"KURA!" Raine squealed and jumped on the other sprit knocking him over.

"Ah damn you ruined my entrance!" Bakura pouted and pried the drunken female off of him.

"Why me? Why?" Rex asked looking heaven words and trough his hands up in the air which didn't work to well.

"Ow that was my nose!" Weevil hissed and held his nose.

"Opps sorry"

Oos looked Bakura over and then snorted a little jealous that the female raptor was paying more attention to him then her. Said yami got off of the floor and brushed herself down before letting out a small but stink worthy belch causing them all to wrinkle their noses in disgust.

"Better out then in eh?" she giggled.

"Why the hell are YOU here!" Weevil snapped glaring at Bakura who was now sitting on the coffee table with a devilish look on his face.

"Oh I was just in the nabourhood..."

~~ Hour ago at Bakura's house ~~

"Hate you... hate YOU.. Hate, hate, hate....hate...." Bakura said looking through the phone book of all the people in domino when he came across Weevil's.

He grinned and thought it was about time that little brat learned what real fear was, he chucked the phone book across the room and ignored the pained protest from Joey as it collided with his head. Bakura now in an even better mood from decking his hikari's boyfriend left the house and tried to find his way to a certain Insect duellists house but stopped to watch two dogs getting it on.

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Everyone just gaped at him as he coughed and sweatdropped. Weevil glomped Rex again taking advantage of the dino dorks distraction to the white haired freak that just broke into his home. The green haired teen was a bit miffed about the door but he would call someone to get it sorted out another time since right now he was busy. Weevil snickered to himself and pushed up against the taller boy making him blush.

"Weevil! Not in public!"

"But this is my house! I can't help it if I happen to offend people's minds..." he fluttered his eyelashes a little and grinned.

"Why not just sell tickets or video tape us doing it?" Rex said with sarcasm.

"Well if you want..."

"I WAS KIDDING!" Rex exclaimed with a mild hint of panic in his voice.

"Thank god" Bakura butted in.

Weevil was getting pissed off with Bakura he was the only thing standing in his way of dragging Rex off to his bedroom and finally getting to lay the object of his affections not to mention wet dreams. He pushed his glasses up his nose a little and glared over at Bakura with a slight hint of satisfaction as his yami started to rant at him making him fall off of the coffee table.

"How dare you come in here when my hikari and his fuck toy want to have sex!" Oos said poking the male on the nose.

"Ow watch it woman!" Bakura said holding his nose.

"That hurt" he said with a small sniffle.

While all this was going on Raine had gone into the kitchen and was making well a mess. Soup cans rolled over the floor some spewing their content on the tiled floor. She then looked around and located a cupboard, crawling over to it she pulled it open and cackled when she pulled out a huge frying pan. Placing a saucepan on her head she jumped back into the living room. Weevil took this as another excuse to 'subtly' molest Rex.

"Weevil get your hands out of my pants!"

"My hand er... slipped..." he shifty eyed and moved his hand out.

"Interspecies sex is wrong" Bakura stated and scowled.

"I am ZOWL!" Raine chimed in and swung the frying pan almost decking Oos.

"Careful how you swing!" the other girl yelped and ducked.

"I swing both ways!"

There was silence

"Oh shut up"

Bakura stood up and crossed his arms over his chest and caught site of Weevil's computer no doubt the owner had tons of rude images on it and other things he hoped he'd never have to see in his life time. With an evil giggle the sennon ring glowed and he raised his hands out to the computer and let his smirk grow.

"What the?" Rex cried out and backed away.

"I'm scared hold me!" Weevil said and jumped into Rex's arms but found his 'knight in shining armour' wasn't that strong and was promptly dropped to the floor.

"Hold yourself" he sighed.

"But I'm not hard..yet!"

Rex gave Weevil a look before returning his gaze back to the tomb robber and pretty much gaped open mouthed as the computer began to fade away. Raine whined when her frying pan was yanked away from her by Oos who advanced on Bakura. Soon the computer was totally gone leaving a proud of himself Bakura to stand and grin.

"MY COMPUTER!"

Everyone winced at the shriek.

"I sent it to the shadow realm!" he boasted.

"It's no good there!" Weevil growled out.

"Your telling me.. Dead people don't know how to type" Rex said with a small nod and was sent glares from all of them.

"What?"

~~shadow realme~~

".....hey look I found a computer!"

"I wonder if it has solitaire?"

"AH PORN! MY EYES!" –twitch-

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~~More to come~~

I know it sucked XP