Oh my god...wow...I can't believe it!!! You like me, you people actually like me! I'm so flattered!!!! Thanks a bunch to all of my reviewers!!!!
ginagurl1234: It would look icky, wouldn't it??
Jen: I'm that funny?? Wow... DUDE!!!!! I'M SUCCESSFULL!!!!!!!
LaprisLazulKnight88: Yes, since I know you personally, I can truly agree. The blonde is
strong in you.
auri90: Awwww. *blushes* Thank you.
Sailor Saturn: Don't worry, there's plenty more of this story to come...
IceDragon: Yes, I finally got off my lazy ass and updated. Well, the whole thing with chewing on arms comes from personal experience. No, not me, my dog. She'll eat anything. Oh, and if you think Sango's scary now, wait till later...heh heh heh...
ilovefluffy: Glad you think so. A word of advice: Lay off the sugar. ;-)
Wow, I think that's all of them. Congrats to ginagurl1234 for being the first reviewer and to IceDragon for having the longest review. Now, without further delay, here is chapter four!!!
Disclaimer: If I own Inuyasha then you owe me money. And you don't. All I own are my characters, whose names I am planning to change. Any suggestions??
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Miroku gets a Mustache
"I'm so handsome...girls just can't resist me! Well, except Sango, but she's probably PMSing," Miroku said to no one in particular. "I heard that, houshi!" Sango told him. "Now get over here. We're supposed to be discussing important issues!" "Why, Sango, what is there to discuss?" he asked. Sango looked puzzled. "If you want to bear my child," Miroku began, "then there's nothing too it. Just hop in my bed and..."
"PERVERT!!!!"
WHAM!
Kaede sighed. "So," she started, "what *do* you think is going on? I do believe that all these conditions are a bit strange." "Yeah," Kagome agreed. She gazed around the hut, looking thoughtful. "At first, I thought my zit was nothing much, but then Shippo gets a toothache and Inuyasha gets the chicken pox. It all just seems so weird." "Nothing much? Your worry over that zit gave me complete hell!" Inuyasha declared. "Oh, quit your crying," Shippo said. "Hey, Miroku?"
Shippo turned to the young priest, who was muttering little phrases to himself such as, "I *am* the sexiest man alive," and the like. Upon hearing his name, Miroku turned around and gave Shippo a terrible fright.
"AAAAAYYYYIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! MIROKU'S GOT A THREE-FOOT CATERPILLAR HANGING OFF OF HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All eyes were directed at Miroku's face. "My god," Inuyasha muttered, "that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Aside from Kagome's zit." "Would you shut up about the zit already??!!" Kagome screamed. "We are here to discuss the vast amount of weirdness that has been going on." "And the hideousness of Miroku's new mustache," Sango added. "Miroku," Kaede began, "when did you get the mustache anyway?"
Miroku pondered for a moment. After he came up with an answer, he said, "I....I really don't know. It just sort of appeared. One moment, I had all of my great facial sexiness, and the next, I have the worst mustache ever." "Facial sexiness?" Kouga muttered aloud but he decided not to dwell upon it.
"You know what?" Kagome mused. "The same thing happened with my zit. I always wash my face thoroughly before I got to bed, and when I get up in the morning. And then, out of the blue, I get a zit." "And Inuyasha just happens to get chicken pox, even though I believe that none of us have had it lately, have we?" murmured Sango. "Yeah, you're right," said Shippo. He came up with the only reasonable answer.
"WE'RE CURSED!!!!!!!"
"Cursed? No!" Miroku cried. "Not again! Not again! Dammit, why does this stuff always happen to me?! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "But wait," Inuyasha said. "If we're cursed, then there is only one person who is doing this. Naraku!" "Wow, dog-turd, that may be the brightest thing you've said this series," Kouga said. "Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled as he lunged at Kouga, but got caught in Miroku's mustache instead.
"Damn facial hair!" Inuyasha growls. He struggled and struggled to get out of the tangled mass of fur, but only succeeded in almost ripping the thing off of Miroku's face.
"Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It hurts!" Miroku screamed. "Stop trying to rip off my upper lip!" "Upper lip?!" gasped Kagome. She put her hand to her mouth in shock. "What is it, Kagome?" Kaede asked. But Kagome did not respond. Occasionally, she would rub either her upper lip or her legs, and then make strange motions, as if ripping up the air.
"Umm, Kagome?" Kouga asked. "What are you doing?" "And why the hell aren't you trying to help me get out of this mustache?!" Inuyasha roared. "I think I've got an idea…" Kagome whispered. "Give me a few minutes in my time, and I'll come up with a solution!" She ran out of the hut to the well and hopped in.
"Kagome! Come back here!" Inuyasha shouted, struggling to follow her. "Ouch! That hurts!" Miroku squealed, as Inuyasha was still tangled in his mustache.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"Back!" Kagome said cheerfully as she reappeared in the well. "About damn time!" Inuyasha said. "So, what's your solution?" "This!" Kagome announced, holding out her hand, which contained something.
"Wax?" questioned Kouga. "What does wax have to do with anything?" "Easy," Kagome said, "Miroku, lay down." Miroku did as he was told. "Now, I've never done this before, but here goes!" Kagome smeared the wax above Miroku's top lip. "Now, I don't know how much of this stuff to put on, so let's just dump the whole thing!" Kagome said as she applied layer after layer of the wax on Miroku. She knew it was time to stop when it began clogging up Miroku's nose.
"Now what?" Sango asked. "Now, we wait…I think…"Kagome responded. So they waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And then they pulled the wax off.
"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Well, at least the mustache is off," Kagome said. "Along with several layers of my skin!" Miroku countered. "That freakin' hurt!" "Oh, get over it," muttered Inuyasha, who was still removing the occasional hair from his clothes. "Oh really?!" Miroku was enraged. "Look at my face. Look at my face!" Where Miroku's mustache had been was a patch of sore, red skin that looked like it could flow puss any moment.
"That. Is. Disgusting." Sango said. Miroku bursts into tears. "Sango doesn't like melee!!!!!!" He wailed. "Damn right I don't like you!" She shouted while turning and walking away from the group.
"I love you…"
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"Damn them, damn them, damn them!!!!!!!" Nakuru squealed. "They aren't supposed to do that! Cheaters!" "Nakuru," Yamato said, "There are no rules. They can do whatever they want." "Shut up…Mirror Boy!" Nakuru wailed. "Oohhh, Mirror Boy," Yamato said sarcastically while rolling his eyes. "That hurts." "Oh shut up and tell me if you see anything!" Nakuru snapped while turning to him.
Yamato squinted, looking Nakuru up and down. "Oooohhhh, not good. I think I'm seeing a bit of a cold sore." "What?!" Nakuru screamed. "Idiots! Why can't these goddesses leave me alone?" "Well, you did—" "Shut up! Show me which of our group of brats I can pin this one on!"
Yamato's picture faded away and in its place appeared a young girl, about sixteen years old, walking alone with her head to the ground.
"Excellent," Nakuru sneered. "Let's see if your darling Miroku will look at you now, Sango."
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Yaayyyy!! Finally done! After forever, you have the next chapter! Oh, and I seriously need new names for Nakuru and Yamato. Could you faithful reviewers please give me some ideas?? They would be greatly appreciated! Love you all, and keep reviewing!
