Hello, my lovely reviewers! Yes, I know, I probably have reviewers no more, since I haven't updated since last July. And since excuses never work, you can come up with your own reasons on why I've been so lazy. Anyway, let's get to those reviewers, shall we?
Annelane: Thank you, dearie! I'm glad you found it so funny.
Aejavu: Thank you soooo much for the names! I can't tell you how much I appreciate them!
IceDragon'08: Yes, you should watch for evil Sango. Heheh, this whole chapter's about her and her PMSing-ness.
LapisLazuliKnight88: Kathryn!!!! Lol, the wax think was kind of obvious. I tried to make it not so, but it was still obvious. UPDATE, DAMMIT!
Sailor Saturn2: I've already thought of baldness, but not for Kouga. Wait and see…
Yep, that's all of them. Thanks again to Aejavu for giving me the names! I love you forever and ever! And now, brought to you from my Algebra 1 Plus class (it's a PLUS class! I didn't fail it the first time, I just didn't get good grades ^^0)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but I do own Yancha (previously Nakuru) and Kagami (previously Yamato). As always, R&R!
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Sango Gets a Cold Sore
"…I love you…"
"Hmm? Whadya say?"
Everyone was staring at Sango. She blushed and stammered, "Uh, nothing. I just think we should try to figure out the connections to all this." I agree," said Kaede. "These strange afflictions must be of the paranormal. There is no way it could be a coincidence." "Unless it was a coincidence," Miroku said, causing everyone to think.
"But wait," stated Kouga. "If it can't be a coincidence, how could it be a coincidence?" "Because then it would be a coincidence," the wise Buddha man answered. The group 'aaahhhhed' with their newfound knowledge.
"So," Kagome began to ask, "how are we going to stop this?" "Kill Naraku!" Inuyasha declared. "Umm…haven't we been trying to do that for what, at least 90-some episodes and we still haven't accomplished it?" Shippo asked. Everyone glared at him. "So…what now?" questioned Sango. "Hey…that hurt."
"What hurt?" asked Miroku. "When I said…ow…….ow, ow, OW!" "Oh, no," Kouga sighed. "Something's up with Sango." Miroku snickered. "Maybe she's having a 'feminine emergency', if you know what I mean." "Miroku, what the hell are you talking about?" Inuyasha said. "Well, you know the way she's been acting lately," said Miroku slyly. "I'm just saying that it's most likely her time of the…"
WHAM!
"Sango…I think you killed Miroku."
The group huddled around Miroku's unconscious form. "Seriously," Kagome began, "he's probably got a concussion now." "Hmph!" Sango scoffed, then winced and put her fingers to the corner of her mouth. "He deserved it, that perverted little bas-"
"Okay!" yelled Kouga. "I really don't want to have to get any of these weird…whatevers, so how about we go and try to find Naraku now?" "But what about Miroku?" Shippo asked, his eyes wide and focused on Kouga. "Hmm," Kouga mused. "Leave him."
"No!"
Everyone turned to Sango, speaker of the previous comment. She looked down to the ground, blushing, and said, "Well, I don't think that's such a good idea. I mean, Naraku could find him and torture him…(the group looked at her slyly)…I'm not saying I don't want him tortured! Well, wait, that's kind of mean, but anyway, Naraku could find out some vital information about us. Like how Inuyasha changes during the New Moon and-" "I change during the full moon?!" Inuyasha interrupted. Everyone looked at him. "Oops…eheheh I knew that…"
"Maybe Miroku can ride on Kirara," Sango suggested, fingering the corner of her mouth tenderly. Kagome looked at her with concern. "Poor Sango. I know that cold sores can be irritating. Very irritating. But fear not! I have a solution! I…HAVE…THE POWER!!!" The last part was said with a He-Man like nature.
Kagome dashed the two feet to her oversized backpack, determined to keep up the dramatic act. From it she produced four things.
"Carmex, Beeswax, Chapstick, and Blistex!" she announced. "Sango, take your pick!"
Sango was confused. What if she chose the wrong one? After all, Chapstick didn't contain menthol! How could she, simple taijya, make such an important decision?
"Uhh…Einey-meiney-miney-mo…"
"Blistex it is!" Kouga shouts, not waiting for the taijya to finish her government-approved decision making method. He grabs the Beeswax, being unable to read, and presents it to Sango proudly. Sango opens the beeswax and puts some on her cold sore.
"Ahh, that feels nice," she murmured as the magical cooling powers of Beeswax started to kick in. "Almost feels like sex!" said Miroku, somehow regaining consciousness.
WHAM!
Miroku was no longer conscious.
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Yancha was beside herself. How was it that these lowly…pests were able to cure every infliction she threw on them? Why did she have to be punished like this? And worst of all…what was happening to her eyesight?
"Gaah! I'm blind!"
"Oh dear," Kagami muttered. "Who do you want this time?" "I can't see them, dangit, Kagami! You tell me!" "Dangit?" Kagami questioned. "Since when do you start censoring your language?" "Just do it!" "All right, Nikes," Kagami said. But how what he supposed to choose which person would be cursed?
"Einey-meiney-miney-mo…Kouga, you are the weakest link! Goodbye."
"Kagami!"
"Alright, alright! Kouga, you're blind!" He glared at Yancha. "Happy now?"
"I can see, I can see! Oh beautiful me, I can see!" "Oh brother," Kagami muttered
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Whew, finally done with that chappie! I need to stop procrastinating so much ^^0. I've probably lost all my reviewers…*sniffsniff*. But never fear! I'll just get some more! Oh, and sorry about the lameness of this chapter, I finished it in a rush (couldn't ya tell??). I doubt anyone got the Nikes thing ^^0. Next time: Kouga goes Blind! And lastly, R&R please!
