Okay everyone, story's going through some changes. First of all, since no-
one knows this really exists, I'm going to keep the words only 1000+. Once
people read this alot and review each Chapter, I will raise that. Got that?
Okay.
Shadow was playing poker with Tails and Knuckles.
Shadow: Hahah! Nothing can stop this!
Shadow laid down a pair of Aces.
Knuckles: Ahh, damnit. Just my luck, all I have is a pair of Jacks. What do you have, Tails? Tails: 2 pairs of Aces.
Shadow: Damn you! You just made me lose all of the money I stole from Bunnie and then some!
Shadow kicked over the table, and walked away.
Knuckles: I think I'm just going to stop here.
Knuckles walked away as well.
Tails did what people would call 'Making him look even more like a girl'. He got a happy look on his face, hugged the money, and said,
"Money! I love money! I love you, money!"
Then, Tails kissed a dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln on it. Pure insanity. Also some irony. An orange kitsune kissing a green slip of paper that has seen a whole country, and on it has a dead man from ages long past. When's the last time that's happened? Probably never.
Sonic creeped out of the wreckage Shadow had caused the building he slammed into.
Sonic: Ow..
Normally in these cases, when Sonic shows the first sign of pain, Tails flies him to a hospital.
Sonic: A-hem. OW. OW!! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! MY LEG!!!!!!
Tails: SHADDUP! I'M COUNTING MY MONEY!
This was, as a fact, very funny. Tails, normally being selfless when Sonic is hurt, even if he fakes it, helps him. Now he just tells him to shutup.
Shadow: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Thank you, Shadow, but I REALLY wanted Eggman to do that.
Shadow: Oh, okay. EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eggman popped up next to Sonic, pointed at him, and laughed. You know, the incredibly long one.
Eggman:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic then suddenly had blood running down his ears.
Sonic: Oww, damnit, I think you just burst my damn eardrums..
Eggman: Hahah!
Sonic: OW! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that went on and on, Sonic screaming louder every single time, just hurting his ear even more, repeating the process. After several minutes, Sonic subjected to the shock of the incredible pain and fell over, unconscious.
Shadow: Okay, you're done Eggman, go home.
Eggman: I know how to beat Sonic now.. Get a shitload of amplifiers, stick em on a floating Egg Machine, and laugh as loud as I can through a Microphone.. That would kill him.
Tails: S O N I C Go! S O N I C Go! Inside, outside, Go Sonic! Inside, outside, Yes Sonic! To be shine, to be free!
Tails continued singing every single part of the Japanese Sonic X theme song that was English. Considering how I can't get that out of my head, I sang along.
To be shine, to be free! Blah blah lots of Japanese! To be shine, to be free! I just want a slice of cheese! (I just made that up! Not including the To be shine/free part.)
Then I remembered that I was an author, in a story, singing my head off. So I stopped singing.
Shutup, Tails.
Tails: To be- okay.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: Huh?
I just wanted to say that.
Tails: You mean you wish Sonic wasn't badly injured?
Oh. Well, that too.
Tails: Reminds me, now you're supposed to teleport Sonic to a hospital.
Oh, okay. I then use my powers to seriously injure Tails, so that he wouldn't remember what had happened. Then I teleport both of them. Heheheh.
Okay, I'm ending the chapter. Btw, S O N I C is pronounced like initials, not like Sonic's name. I'm pretty sure this weighs right over 1000 words, but to be sure I'm typing all of this to maintain my rather generous promise of making sure I have over 1000 words per chapter in THIS FANFIC ALONE might I add. SttH or SttH: The Movie does not apply. Okay, I believe this is over 1000 words now so I shall now save this document and upload it, where you are viewing it as we speak.
Shadow was playing poker with Tails and Knuckles.
Shadow: Hahah! Nothing can stop this!
Shadow laid down a pair of Aces.
Knuckles: Ahh, damnit. Just my luck, all I have is a pair of Jacks. What do you have, Tails? Tails: 2 pairs of Aces.
Shadow: Damn you! You just made me lose all of the money I stole from Bunnie and then some!
Shadow kicked over the table, and walked away.
Knuckles: I think I'm just going to stop here.
Knuckles walked away as well.
Tails did what people would call 'Making him look even more like a girl'. He got a happy look on his face, hugged the money, and said,
"Money! I love money! I love you, money!"
Then, Tails kissed a dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln on it. Pure insanity. Also some irony. An orange kitsune kissing a green slip of paper that has seen a whole country, and on it has a dead man from ages long past. When's the last time that's happened? Probably never.
Sonic creeped out of the wreckage Shadow had caused the building he slammed into.
Sonic: Ow..
Normally in these cases, when Sonic shows the first sign of pain, Tails flies him to a hospital.
Sonic: A-hem. OW. OW!! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! MY LEG!!!!!!
Tails: SHADDUP! I'M COUNTING MY MONEY!
This was, as a fact, very funny. Tails, normally being selfless when Sonic is hurt, even if he fakes it, helps him. Now he just tells him to shutup.
Shadow: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Thank you, Shadow, but I REALLY wanted Eggman to do that.
Shadow: Oh, okay. EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eggman popped up next to Sonic, pointed at him, and laughed. You know, the incredibly long one.
Eggman:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic then suddenly had blood running down his ears.
Sonic: Oww, damnit, I think you just burst my damn eardrums..
Eggman: Hahah!
Sonic: OW! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that went on and on, Sonic screaming louder every single time, just hurting his ear even more, repeating the process. After several minutes, Sonic subjected to the shock of the incredible pain and fell over, unconscious.
Shadow: Okay, you're done Eggman, go home.
Eggman: I know how to beat Sonic now.. Get a shitload of amplifiers, stick em on a floating Egg Machine, and laugh as loud as I can through a Microphone.. That would kill him.
Tails: S O N I C Go! S O N I C Go! Inside, outside, Go Sonic! Inside, outside, Yes Sonic! To be shine, to be free!
Tails continued singing every single part of the Japanese Sonic X theme song that was English. Considering how I can't get that out of my head, I sang along.
To be shine, to be free! Blah blah lots of Japanese! To be shine, to be free! I just want a slice of cheese! (I just made that up! Not including the To be shine/free part.)
Then I remembered that I was an author, in a story, singing my head off. So I stopped singing.
Shutup, Tails.
Tails: To be- okay.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: Huh?
I just wanted to say that.
Tails: You mean you wish Sonic wasn't badly injured?
Oh. Well, that too.
Tails: Reminds me, now you're supposed to teleport Sonic to a hospital.
Oh, okay. I then use my powers to seriously injure Tails, so that he wouldn't remember what had happened. Then I teleport both of them. Heheheh.
Okay, I'm ending the chapter. Btw, S O N I C is pronounced like initials, not like Sonic's name. I'm pretty sure this weighs right over 1000 words, but to be sure I'm typing all of this to maintain my rather generous promise of making sure I have over 1000 words per chapter in THIS FANFIC ALONE might I add. SttH or SttH: The Movie does not apply. Okay, I believe this is over 1000 words now so I shall now save this document and upload it, where you are viewing it as we speak.
