I just reread GTA4 Sonic and realized how much it kicked ass. So I'm
adding another chapter.
Knuckles went to Callahan point and waited for a car to pull up. After about an hour, one pulled up. Knuckles pulled out his AK-47 and shot the car a few times. The driver pulled out. Knuckles kicked him a few times and killed him, and took the car on a road derby. The cops pulled after him somewhere nearby the Hosital on Portland so he went to Portland Harbor. A new Pimp started up his stable in a nearby abandoned building. Knuckles stole a bus and cut a huge hole in the top-front area.
Knuckles pulled out his Cellphone and called Sonic.
Knuckles: Hello, Sonic.
Sonic: So, what's the lowdown? What are you doing?
Knuckles: Sonic, would you be interested in helping me pull off a good raid on the new pimp at Portland Harbor? I have a bus and some Uzis, it should be enough.
Sonic: Hell yeah! I'll fly the Simulator. Is it okay if I bring Tails with? I want to teach him how to shoot a pistol.
Knuckles: Sure, why not?
Knuckles hung up, and about an hour later Sonic and Tails showed up.
Knuckles: Okay, what did you bring?
Sonic: Well, I brought some crack if you wanted to get high before the raid. I also have a pistol for Tails and a Shotgun. I assume you have everything you need, yes?
Knuckles: Yeah. Here's the plan; You'll drive the bus into the wall of the pimp's pad. I'll stand up through the hole in the ceiling and administer some ass kicking with my Uzis. Tails, smash through the windows on the ceiling and steal what you can. Try to get a few bitches so we'll have something to do afterwards, got it?
Sonic and Tails: Yeah.
Knuckles: Okay, let's get this going!
Sonic drove into a wall, smashing it down and killing some people. Dust clouded the area as Knuckles held Uzis on each side of him, shooting everything that moved. Tails popped in and tied a few hoes to his Tails and grabbes a ton of the cash, and a bunch of meth for his collection. He also grabbed some crack for Sonic and Knuckles.
Sonic hit the break, and Knuckles jumped out through the hole. He reloaded his Uzis and started shooting the Thugs that were opening fire on the bus. Sonic walked out and started calmly beating up some of the pimp's friends and eventually the pimp himself.
Tails started shooting the rest of the hoes and Thugs with the pistol Sonic lent him, and took cover behind the bus, guarding the door.
One of the Thugs tried to shoot him with an Uzi, so he ran up the side of the bus and jumped off, leaping towards the Thug. He shot him a few times.
The cops would show up soon, so they gathered what the could and got in the bus.
Sonic drove away, with Tails and Knuckles shooting up the cops in hot pursuit, but they couldn't get them all and soon they had helicopters on their tail. Sonic took a sharp turn and went through the recently fixed Porter Tunnel. They drove through, but the cops persisted. When they got to Shoreside, Sonic had everyone get out and go to the Import/Export garage on foot. When the got there, Tails piloted the Dodo back to the Simulator, with the stuff they stashed on the bus. Then, they flew away. Unfortunately, the two hoes Tails stole fell off and probably died.
15 minutes later..
Knuckles: That, was just.. Just.. Fucking awesome!
Sonic: Yeah!
Knuckles: Tails, bring on the hoes!
Tails: They fell off somewhere around Portland.
Shadow: Bugger!
Knuckles: What the hell are you doing here?
Shadow: Sonic, I heard you raided the Mafia Slim-crackhouse.
Sonic: Yeah..
Shadow: And I also was told you guys raided that new pimp in Portland Harbor.
Knuckles: Yeah..
Shadow: Do you know what you've gotten yourself into?
Tails: Yeah..
Shadow: Then I suppose you're ready for all of Portland's Mafia and the CP that's going to drop by in a couple hours?
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: Umm, no.
Shadow: Aggh.. I guess I don't have a choice. I'm going to help defend you from the Confederation of Pimps and the Mafia.
Tails: Let's go get some weapons.
The Simulator hooked Tails up with a new pair of Berettas, Knuckles with MP5Ks, and Sonic with a bigass Grenade Launcher. Shadow didn't get anything, because he didn't know how to shoot a gun. He said he could just beat the crap out of them.
Knuckles made a makeshift bunker. The front shield was made out of bricks with a few holes for some guns to shoot through. On each side was an assembly of sandbags, large enough to conceal everyone if they were crouching. On the back, there was an 8 foot tower. In the front of it, facing the bricks, there was a small entrance and a short ladder. There was a grabage can lid on the top to prevent any grenades from going in. This was for Sonic and his grenade laucnher, or if he ran out of grenades, a post for Tails and his Berettas.
In the back, there was a pile of logs cemented together. There were a few extra weapons and two boxes of ammo in case someone should run out. Everyone except Sonic was supplied with a grenade, who was supplied with 8.
Sonic: Do we have everything?
Knuckles: Yeah.
Shadow, who was standing in front of the bunker with a light metal pole, looked through his binoculars.
Shadow: They're here!
Knuckles: How far away?
Shadow: They should be within firing distance in about 15 minutes.
Sonic: Load your weapons, this'll be some hell of a fight!
A cliffhanger ending. Is my suspense working? It better, otherwise none of you might want to go and read the next chapter. I'll see you next time!
Knuckles went to Callahan point and waited for a car to pull up. After about an hour, one pulled up. Knuckles pulled out his AK-47 and shot the car a few times. The driver pulled out. Knuckles kicked him a few times and killed him, and took the car on a road derby. The cops pulled after him somewhere nearby the Hosital on Portland so he went to Portland Harbor. A new Pimp started up his stable in a nearby abandoned building. Knuckles stole a bus and cut a huge hole in the top-front area.
Knuckles pulled out his Cellphone and called Sonic.
Knuckles: Hello, Sonic.
Sonic: So, what's the lowdown? What are you doing?
Knuckles: Sonic, would you be interested in helping me pull off a good raid on the new pimp at Portland Harbor? I have a bus and some Uzis, it should be enough.
Sonic: Hell yeah! I'll fly the Simulator. Is it okay if I bring Tails with? I want to teach him how to shoot a pistol.
Knuckles: Sure, why not?
Knuckles hung up, and about an hour later Sonic and Tails showed up.
Knuckles: Okay, what did you bring?
Sonic: Well, I brought some crack if you wanted to get high before the raid. I also have a pistol for Tails and a Shotgun. I assume you have everything you need, yes?
Knuckles: Yeah. Here's the plan; You'll drive the bus into the wall of the pimp's pad. I'll stand up through the hole in the ceiling and administer some ass kicking with my Uzis. Tails, smash through the windows on the ceiling and steal what you can. Try to get a few bitches so we'll have something to do afterwards, got it?
Sonic and Tails: Yeah.
Knuckles: Okay, let's get this going!
Sonic drove into a wall, smashing it down and killing some people. Dust clouded the area as Knuckles held Uzis on each side of him, shooting everything that moved. Tails popped in and tied a few hoes to his Tails and grabbes a ton of the cash, and a bunch of meth for his collection. He also grabbed some crack for Sonic and Knuckles.
Sonic hit the break, and Knuckles jumped out through the hole. He reloaded his Uzis and started shooting the Thugs that were opening fire on the bus. Sonic walked out and started calmly beating up some of the pimp's friends and eventually the pimp himself.
Tails started shooting the rest of the hoes and Thugs with the pistol Sonic lent him, and took cover behind the bus, guarding the door.
One of the Thugs tried to shoot him with an Uzi, so he ran up the side of the bus and jumped off, leaping towards the Thug. He shot him a few times.
The cops would show up soon, so they gathered what the could and got in the bus.
Sonic drove away, with Tails and Knuckles shooting up the cops in hot pursuit, but they couldn't get them all and soon they had helicopters on their tail. Sonic took a sharp turn and went through the recently fixed Porter Tunnel. They drove through, but the cops persisted. When they got to Shoreside, Sonic had everyone get out and go to the Import/Export garage on foot. When the got there, Tails piloted the Dodo back to the Simulator, with the stuff they stashed on the bus. Then, they flew away. Unfortunately, the two hoes Tails stole fell off and probably died.
15 minutes later..
Knuckles: That, was just.. Just.. Fucking awesome!
Sonic: Yeah!
Knuckles: Tails, bring on the hoes!
Tails: They fell off somewhere around Portland.
Shadow: Bugger!
Knuckles: What the hell are you doing here?
Shadow: Sonic, I heard you raided the Mafia Slim-crackhouse.
Sonic: Yeah..
Shadow: And I also was told you guys raided that new pimp in Portland Harbor.
Knuckles: Yeah..
Shadow: Do you know what you've gotten yourself into?
Tails: Yeah..
Shadow: Then I suppose you're ready for all of Portland's Mafia and the CP that's going to drop by in a couple hours?
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: Umm, no.
Shadow: Aggh.. I guess I don't have a choice. I'm going to help defend you from the Confederation of Pimps and the Mafia.
Tails: Let's go get some weapons.
The Simulator hooked Tails up with a new pair of Berettas, Knuckles with MP5Ks, and Sonic with a bigass Grenade Launcher. Shadow didn't get anything, because he didn't know how to shoot a gun. He said he could just beat the crap out of them.
Knuckles made a makeshift bunker. The front shield was made out of bricks with a few holes for some guns to shoot through. On each side was an assembly of sandbags, large enough to conceal everyone if they were crouching. On the back, there was an 8 foot tower. In the front of it, facing the bricks, there was a small entrance and a short ladder. There was a grabage can lid on the top to prevent any grenades from going in. This was for Sonic and his grenade laucnher, or if he ran out of grenades, a post for Tails and his Berettas.
In the back, there was a pile of logs cemented together. There were a few extra weapons and two boxes of ammo in case someone should run out. Everyone except Sonic was supplied with a grenade, who was supplied with 8.
Sonic: Do we have everything?
Knuckles: Yeah.
Shadow, who was standing in front of the bunker with a light metal pole, looked through his binoculars.
Shadow: They're here!
Knuckles: How far away?
Shadow: They should be within firing distance in about 15 minutes.
Sonic: Load your weapons, this'll be some hell of a fight!
A cliffhanger ending. Is my suspense working? It better, otherwise none of you might want to go and read the next chapter. I'll see you next time!
