Teen Titans: Randomness..ness

Chapter 4: The idiots of Titan life

It was a nice day outside, but its not like you care do you? Well you know what?! I cant stand your people anyway! You guys just get me so damn--

Jim-Victor...dude its okay, just go on.

Whatever....well ANYWAYS....the teen titans were just hanging around doing nothing.

::bright lights flash::

Beastboy-ACK!! ASLDFJA;SLDKJF;LAKSDJF ::has seizure::

(oh...and by the way they are all in the living room....hmm should i have told you that before?...hmm...huh...oh okay go on)

Cyborg-Dude, whats wrong with you? ??O____O??

Raven-::floats from ceiling:: He's--ACK!! ::looses concentration and falls face-first on concrete floor:: He's Having a seizure

Cyborg-Cha! Dude, is he like fipping the water board?

Raven-O____O

Cyborg-o.O well? Whatever

JUST THEN A EVIL GNOME POPS OUT OF THE TV SCREEN AND DEVOURS BEAST BOY

Star Fire-Whats the dilly-o? Ganstah, keeping it real.

Raven and Cyborg-::face fault:: WhAt?!

END

Yup thats the end, that is how cheap i am. i dont even think its a paragraph long...heh thats a record...for me atleast...

fine, ill write something...but man you people....

^__-

EVANESCENCE ROCKS!

oh sorry

CHECK OUT THE SHROUD!!! THEY ARE REALLY BADASS

Jim-WILL YOU STOP IT?!

wha...

Jim-JEZZ, I LET ONE TEENAGER WORK HERE, AND YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF EVERYTHING!!! WHATS NEXT, YOU GONNA BE TELLING YOUR FRIENDS YOU GOT "HOOK UPS" WITH WRITING MATERIAL, PAHLEASE! JUST NARRARATE, AND IF I SPELT THAT WRONG, WHO THE HELL CARES?!

Im sorry man...please forgive me.

Jim-thats better.

Oh were you talking to me? I was just singing a song from my Mp3857589477mgPodModulator..were you?

Jim-::pulls out 9mm handgun...what the hell he pulls out two::

Wait, if im narrorating...then why did i just let you take out two very (not the most tho, yes tho, not though) powerful hand guns??

Jim-I dont know...but hurry up and continue the damn story!!!

Sheesh...fine!

Well yeah another crappy day in their crappy lives, for crying out loud, i dont even do much! ack!!! ::runs away:: dammit im still narrorating!....argh....YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH HHH!!!!! ::subtitle "yeargh"::

Raven-How pointless.

Star Fire-You can now call me Whispering Pinecone!!! ^______________^

Raven-::puts on KoRn cd on, with mix of Evanescence, the shroud, and Fiona apple:: Oh Fiona, you can tell the truth, cant you? ::walks off in wallow::

Beast Boy-So hows it going--

Raven-IIII DID MY TIME!!!!!! YEEEEEEEARRRRRRGHHH!!! ::runs off::

Beast Boy-1_1....O_O

Whispering Pinecone (Star Fire)-::in cool hip voice one thatll remind you of jazz...yeah...jazz, +sigh+:: Whats up my baby?

Raven-I AM THE ONE WHO CHOSE MY PATHHHHH!!! I AM THE ONE WHO COULDNT LASTTTTTTTT!!! ::runs off::

Beast Boy-Not much, yo star....wait i mean Whispering Pinecone, whatcha doin later?

Whisper(Star)-Not much, but then again, like, you know, like i dont ever do much, uh ha! ::smiles into nothingness::

Raven-::flys above them, and creates orb of great destruction:: THIS IS FOR YOU KATLIN, L'ANGE DE MORT!!!! Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet soclum in favilla, teste david cum sibylla, quantus tremor est furturus, quando judex est venturus, concta stricte est consurus. (theres latin for you! damn reviewer who said that my last chapter was pathetic, probably some 9th grader or 6th, just trying to sound cool with neat words...well you know what, heres a message for you, YOUR STUPID IF YOU THINK SO, GROW UP JACK- ASS!!!)

Whisper and Beast boy blow up, their inards fly everywhere...but wait a minute...

Raven=::examines inards:: these are pig inards!!! hmm....WHERE ARE THEY??

Cyborg&Robbin-will you stop yelling, your ruining the mood!

Raven-god no! ::turns slowly:: ::sees Cyborg doin stuff with robbin:: FOR GOD'S SAKE, really, GET A ROOM! ::flys off::

End, well it was short but im bored...so anyway let me know what you think, but if your gonna flame, dont just email me and tell me all the negative stuff you think...

::bshadows@earthlink.net

okie bye now.

~Tomby...aka Dead Angel, also aka BlueShadows