Teen Titan: Randomness...ness

Chapter 5: Powers a must.

Hello everyone....wow i feel much better today then i did when i wrote that last chapter...i was really angry at someone...and i took out my anger on me backpack at school..i was kicking it around...oh i get everything out ::laughs:: well anyways, this chapter is about the titans using all of their powers to do stuff, really stupid things that dont even need much to be done...oh and ill try not to make raven retarded...heh...

Story starts out at a nearby park...er...nearby the titan tower...heh...

::raven and beastboy playing catch::

Raven-Okay beasty! Go and...::lifts little ball with her mind:: GO GET IT!!! ::sends it flying off.

Meanwhile in Indio, Califnornia, (hee hee thats where i live) there is a little boy typing on his computer, writing a story about some little kid in his hometown typing a story about someone writing a story in his hometown.....some strange ball just goes flying into his room, through his open window, and the boy passes...passes.........pasdf;lkjjjjjj out.........................

INTERMISSION

Lady-We are sorry for the inconvience, we will be back momentarly....please enjoy our "Busy Music"

music-Do You really want to hear me? Did you really want to make me cry?....

IM AWAKE!! ACK IM AWAKE!!! JUST STOP THE MUSIC!!!

Well...anyway...er...uh....oh yeah!!

The little boy dies,

Bob-awwwwwww :(

okay so he doesnt

Bob-awwwwwww :(

argh

Beast boy ::as little doggie::-errrrr ruf ruf...er...bark bark...aww dammit, er....

THIS IS WHEN I GOT WRITERS BLOCK, THE NEXT PART OF THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, WAS WRITTEN AN HOUR...OR A DAY AFTER I STARTED WRITING THE FIRST PART....WHICH WAS.... 5:04 PM (PACIFIC TIME) JANUARY 14 2004.

Well im back...hmm...its 3:54 PM the 19...well anyway....after watching the MY IMMORTAL video by Evanescence...i decided to write some more for this damned story

okay, here it goes:

Story continues in a park next to the titan tower...

Star Fire-Well, like, why am i all uh stupid??

Raven-Great way to start a chapter, idiot.

Star-Well whatevah, beast boy, what are you doing?

Beast Boy-NOT A BONG OBIOUSLY! :: hides bong ::

Star-Hmm...i reconize those...on my home planet...hmm home....er...umm...On my home planet, we used those about every day in our lives to give us the power of the indigeous flame of rehab-uara.

Beast Boy-Wow, that made no sense, but i dont know what your talking about.

Raven-Why dont you both go out and die.

Beast Boy-o_O

Raven-What punk?! Im gonna go listen to my favoirte band: Death upon us all, is a pink slip, of a dissapance era!

Robbin-::Flys down, from tree, gets stuck:: Thats a band? Sounds more like a cheap way for a writer to think of a stupid name for a no named band.

Raven-Stop acting smart, i bet you have no idea of what you just said right now.

Robbin-Huh, yeah whatever, anyway, star, lets go somewhere quiet and...

Star-You got in another fight with Cyborg, didnt you robbin?

Robbin-::sobbs:: OH STAR!!! ::sobbs:: wh-h-h-y d-d-did, h-h-e

Star-OUT WITH IT BOY!

Robbin- why did he do that?!

Star-Do what?

Robbin-Make a pass at, THE NIJA MASTER YUFFIE!!!

Star-What are you on today?

Raven-Hes not on anything, its just his weak attempt to drain attention from you, you all are weak minded people!!

Beast Boy-Well at least she sees us as people--

Raven-Except you, you damn mutt!

Director-Well isnt that just alot of hate? Maybe this anger was caused by Raven sudden urge to induldge herself in a liquid puddle of milk, or maybe it was Beast Boys weird habbit of having long-term relationships with veterain vultures. Who knows, hell, it could even be the fact that Cyborg has left Robbin, because Robbin "has refused to pick up after himself in the room, there are droppings everywhere!" quote-Cyborg. But one this is for sure--

Raven-THIS STORY SUCKS!!!

Director-Yes, yes, the story within its self, to some, a comedic tall tale of pre-teens living with eachother, miracously in a huge tower like home, that can provide much more than a standard living environment.

Beast Boy-::whispers:: jim must be proud, all those classes have really thought him something.

Director-And now, i will reveal who the culprit is.

Raven-What are you talking about?

Director-What am i not not talking about?

Beast Boy-::has seizure::

Raven-::points and laughs:: No really, what are you talking about? Walks closer to the screen, and finally hits it.

Director-IT WAS ROBBIN!! KILL HIM NOW!!!

Raven & everyone else- What for, hes our friend, and we will never let one go down without a fight. We should stick together, especially in his time of need. Also--

Director-Ill pay you double.

Raven & Everyone else-yeah why not. OKay. ::jumps on robbin, stabbs him several times in his groin and abdomen area.

Director-How i love this.

What will happen in the next issue? Here is a preview

::robbin laying in a hospital bed::

Raven-You know, robbin, if i had just got you a little higher, im sure you would have died.

Robbin-...uh...thanks?

Raven-^_^

Star-And if you hadnt been good looking to me, i would have just shot you with a 44 magnum hand gun, but i love you. ^_^

Beast Boy-I just dont like you, stay away from me.

Robbin-...okay....::gets shakey::

Cyborg-Well, i really tried not to not kill you. But oh well, you lived.

Robbin-::heart beat monitors go blank::

Heart monitor(s)-::blank::

Okie, see you next time..iguess...bye now

hey...guess what....i just noticed that what this chapter was supposed to be about...never happened! hah...funny... ~Tomby, aka Dead Angel, aka Blue Shadows