It began with a Fortune Cookie
Chapter 2: Hiei? Real? Oh my kami-sama!!!!
"What the hell is going on here? Why are you in my house?" Angel asked darkly.
"I want to know how the hell I got here." The guy said.
"This must be some major joke to someone up there. They must really be wanting me to have another mental breakdown." Angel moaned.
"Well? How did I get here?!" He yelled.
"I have no clue so don't ask." Angel retorted.
There was a long moment of awkward silence.
"What's your name?" Angel asked.
"Why should I answer a stupid human's question?" He asked.
"Because this is MY home." Angel retorted.
"Hiei." He answered.
"HA! He's an anime character! Nice try." Angel said with her arms across her chest.
"Seriously human." Hiei growled.
"Here follow me." Angel said having him follow her to her room.
She grabbed her Yu Yu Hakusho boxset cover and pointed to Hiei on the box.
"He's a cartoon character." Angel said.
Hiei saw the box and paled. Angel noticed the paling and wondered if it had anything to do with the damn cookie she opened last night. She moaned and slapped her forehead.
"This is one strange daydream people." She moaned in Japanese.
"Well human! How did I get here!" Hiei yelled.
"I'm thinking it was that stupid cookie. Man if those things do come true I'm never opening another one ever again." Angel moaned before sitting on the ground.
"A fortune cookie took me out of the Dark Tournament?!" Hiei yelled.
Angel ignored the ranting fire demon. Hiei could tell that she did this often. He grabbed her wrists and threw her against the wall and demanded her to tell him how he could get home.
"Like I'd know. I'm only a high school student, not a dimension theorist at a university." Angel retorted.
As Hiei was about to shake the human girl in front of him the phone rang making him drop her to the ground. Angel answered the phone.
"Rose I need you to come over and help me with something. And make it fast. . . . I know your parents won't be happy but this is 911 material that 911 can't handle ok?" Angel said before hanging up.
'Hiei is real!!! I love this!! Wait a minute!! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING!!!' She thought as she sat on the recliner thinking.
"Do humans always take so long to think." Hiei snorted.
"Yusuke doesn't think." Angel replied.
Hiei shut up after that, which surprised Angel. Her doorbell went off and she answered the door to see Rose there panting.
"Come in Rose. I'll get you some water. Just sit down ok?" Angel said while running to the kitchen.
"This better be good because I ran all the way over here." Rose panted.
"Now now, remember when I rode my bike all the way to your house in pitch darkness because I was worried that your parents beat you? Now I was sooo worried. What else can an older sister do huh?" Angel asked while coming back into the livingroom with a large glass of ice water.
Rose drank the water and then looked up at her friend.
"So what's the problem that 911 can't answer to? You can't get your geometry homework?" Rose asked.
"Nope. Take a look to your left." Angel said.
Rose turned her head to the left and saw Hiei and fell out of her seat.
"I know but I screamed because he was in MY house." Angel said.
"Man, what will YOUR parents say when they see a guy in this house?" Rose asked.
"Dad will probably go get his shotgun, shine it, and then try to shoot him. You know how my father is." Angel said, her voice serious.
"Overprotective, pervertive man." Rose said.
"Yup. My mother will freak out and think I'm not so 'innocent' like I've been. Sarah will be happy and Lyndsay will be glomp attacking him. My family is soo messed up." Angel said.
Hiei listened to all of this. He then got up and faced Angel.
"I need to somehow register for school." He said.
"NANI?!" Angel asked.
"You heard me human." Hiei said.
"Fine. Where's the papers I'll fill them out." She growled.
Hiei handed her the papers.
"Rose, lets pretend this is a fic. We need a name. And a good lie." Angel said with a smile.
"I have no clues." Rose said.
"Okay he'll be an exchange student from Japan. His parents are back in Japan and my family is his host family. Go get Sarah's Shonen Jumps so I can come up with a Japanese name." Angel listed.
Hiei watched the two authoresses come up with his 'profile' and everything.
"Man where's the issue about fire spirits?! Sarah hides the damn things all the time!!!" Angel whined while looking through all the Yu Yu Hakusho sections.
"Well at least your sister collects the Shonen Jump. This is helping a bit." Rose said while looking at Angel's small name list.
"Do you two usually take this long in planning a character?" Hiei asked.
"Nope it takes much longer. But I already have an idea." Angel said.
"Wait a minute Ang. I think we've been looking at the wrong manga series. I think it was in Shaman King. Because your sister won't shut up about it." Rose said.
Angel grabbed the Jumps and nearly ripped them apart to find it. Hiei saw Angel growl in frustration and smirked as Rose tried not to laugh.
"It's not funny Rose! I swear this is more difficult than my stories!!" Angel said while looking through the Japanese style comics.
"How many of these does your sister have?" Hiei asked.
"8 volumes so far." She replied while looking.
After an hour Angel put down the Jump she was looking in and slammed her fist on the table.
"Damn it! I can't find it!" She yelled.
"Uh ... Angel? I found two of the first issues." Rose said.
"I need an aspirin. I got a migraine now." Angel said while looking at the comics.
"Man I never knew that Sarah could be addicted to such things as these." Rose said handing Angel an aspirin.
"Well it IS my fault. But then she blames me for her yaoi reading." Angel muttered.
"She reads yaoi? Sick." Rose said.
"What's worse is she reads lemon too of yaoi. She forced me to read one and I had to keep my stomach in tact." Angel said as blue lines came to her face from the dreadful memory.
Hiei couldn't help but feel pity for the human girl form hearing the things she was saying about her sister.
"I got one!!!! FINALLY!!! Hono Kokoro!! Fire Spirit!" She yelled in glee.
"Well I think it seems like a girls name lets continue though." rose said.
"Hey its sounds masculine to me." Angel pouted as she put on Inu Yasha music.
"Hi, Hono . . .." Angel went on.
"Angel don't you have martial arts today?" Rose asked innocently.
"Yeah, why what time is it?" Angel asked while looking.
"It's 5:45." Rose replied.
"SHIT!!!!!! I'm going to be late!!!!" Angel yelled while running to her room to get into her gi.
"Shit shit shit shit shit shit. Where's my mouth guard, my gloves, my belt, and my shin pads . . .. " Angel panicked.
"Is she this forgetful all the time?" Hiei asked.
"She's just been going through a hard time." Rose said.
"I'll give you a ride home Rose lets go. I'll solve this prob when I get back." Angel said putting her stuff in a bag before grabbing her car keys.
"You don't have your permanent." Rose said.
"I don't care. Mom and dad let me." Angel said while grabbing Rose's hand.
"If you want to come Hiei you can but make up your mind quick." Angel said.
Hiei found amusement from watching the human girl run around trying to get her things. He went to the car and saw that Angel and Rose were ready to go. Angel dropped Rose off and was heading to her dojo.
"Man today is getting stranger and stranger if not weirder." Angel said while trying to put her hair up at a red light.
When she got to the dojo with Hiei behind her she had to do 30 push ups and 20 crunches for being a minute later. Hiei watched as the class laughed at her. When she was finished she joined with the rest of the class.
"Today students we'll start our weapons segment. We'll start with swords. Now who here has experience with a sword or has one at home?" The sensei asked.
Only three students besides Angel raised their hands.
"Alex you have sword skills?" The sensei asked.
"I was born in Shinjuku and for my first few years in Japanese school I took Kendo and swordsmanship classes." The boy said.
"Well then how about you and, Ms. Angel do you have experience with a sword?" The sensei asked.
"Not really but I know how to handle one." Angel answered hoping she could sword fight.
"Okay you and Alex duel." The sensei said.
The would-be opponents bowed and then unsheathed their swords.
"Begin!" The sensei commanded.
Although they were dull bladed swords when Angel got hit she was cut. She got back at the kid but knocking his sword out of his hands and holding the sword near his neck with a smile on her face. All the other students who were watching the duel applauded. She removed her sword form his neck and helped him up and bowed.
"Arigatou gozaimasu." They said in unison.
"There seems to be a lot of fire in you today Angel. Did you have a good day or something? You never do this well unless it's during testing?" The sensei asked.
"Iie sensei." Angel replied.
"Just spirited as you usually are." Sensei said.
The class was near it's end when Hiei watched the students try out new stances and sparring techniques.
"Now I want you all to spar in front of me so I can see if you all are prepared for testing." The sensei said.
Angel was put up against the tallest boy in the class who was 2 years older than she was. Hiei silently calculated that she would be beaten but just watched as the sparing match began.
The guy tried to reach out for Angel's hair but she spun and tripped the guy onto his back. She drop kicked him in the chest and waited for him to get up. The guy tried to punch her in the face but she ducked and punched him in the stomach making him stumble back and hold his stomach. The guy was able to get her in a bear hug like hold from behind. Angel closed her eyes and wrapped her leg around the guys and started fall back. When she felt the guy's hold loosen she broke away rolling forward and turned around facing the guy. Hiei was surprised at how she was able to get out of every hold. The guy was obviously worn down from using too much of his strength instead of his head to fight her. He was able to pin her but she knew what to do. She wrapped her ankle around his leg and rolled over. Now on top she punched the guy in the gut making him grunt as she got off and was ready to face him again.
"Okay, Angel you did well the match is over. Arnold you have to practice more." Sensei said.
Class ended and the sensei pulled Angel over. Hiei was waiting for her. Heard the sensei talk to her.
"For you being the only girl in this class you fight just as well as any of the guys. But I should say girls should be taking self defense classes like you are. I was just going to say I believe you're ready to test for green. You are a very dedicated student. Here have the sword you used. Here's a bandage for that cut on your face also. I'm very surprised that you know how to use a sword also. Well that's all, have a good evening." The sensei said.
"Domo arigatou gozaimasu Norm-sensei!" Angel said happily bowing to her teacher.
When she got to her car she couldn't stop smiling. Hiei tapped her shoulder to remind her that he was still there.
"Lets go home now." she said happily.
"Why are you so happy?" He asked.
"I accomplished something. I got myself a sword and I am qualified to test for green belt. I have much to be happy about." Angel said while starting to drive.
"Have you came up with a name for my papers?" Hiei asked.
"I did actually. How does 'Ho Kage' sound?" Angel asked.
"I like it." Hiei said.
"Well good. Now I just have to put that on your papers and you'll be ready to go to school." Angel said.
Oh boy . . . what will happen when she gets home?
Chapter 2: Hiei? Real? Oh my kami-sama!!!!
"What the hell is going on here? Why are you in my house?" Angel asked darkly.
"I want to know how the hell I got here." The guy said.
"This must be some major joke to someone up there. They must really be wanting me to have another mental breakdown." Angel moaned.
"Well? How did I get here?!" He yelled.
"I have no clue so don't ask." Angel retorted.
There was a long moment of awkward silence.
"What's your name?" Angel asked.
"Why should I answer a stupid human's question?" He asked.
"Because this is MY home." Angel retorted.
"Hiei." He answered.
"HA! He's an anime character! Nice try." Angel said with her arms across her chest.
"Seriously human." Hiei growled.
"Here follow me." Angel said having him follow her to her room.
She grabbed her Yu Yu Hakusho boxset cover and pointed to Hiei on the box.
"He's a cartoon character." Angel said.
Hiei saw the box and paled. Angel noticed the paling and wondered if it had anything to do with the damn cookie she opened last night. She moaned and slapped her forehead.
"This is one strange daydream people." She moaned in Japanese.
"Well human! How did I get here!" Hiei yelled.
"I'm thinking it was that stupid cookie. Man if those things do come true I'm never opening another one ever again." Angel moaned before sitting on the ground.
"A fortune cookie took me out of the Dark Tournament?!" Hiei yelled.
Angel ignored the ranting fire demon. Hiei could tell that she did this often. He grabbed her wrists and threw her against the wall and demanded her to tell him how he could get home.
"Like I'd know. I'm only a high school student, not a dimension theorist at a university." Angel retorted.
As Hiei was about to shake the human girl in front of him the phone rang making him drop her to the ground. Angel answered the phone.
"Rose I need you to come over and help me with something. And make it fast. . . . I know your parents won't be happy but this is 911 material that 911 can't handle ok?" Angel said before hanging up.
'Hiei is real!!! I love this!! Wait a minute!! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING!!!' She thought as she sat on the recliner thinking.
"Do humans always take so long to think." Hiei snorted.
"Yusuke doesn't think." Angel replied.
Hiei shut up after that, which surprised Angel. Her doorbell went off and she answered the door to see Rose there panting.
"Come in Rose. I'll get you some water. Just sit down ok?" Angel said while running to the kitchen.
"This better be good because I ran all the way over here." Rose panted.
"Now now, remember when I rode my bike all the way to your house in pitch darkness because I was worried that your parents beat you? Now I was sooo worried. What else can an older sister do huh?" Angel asked while coming back into the livingroom with a large glass of ice water.
Rose drank the water and then looked up at her friend.
"So what's the problem that 911 can't answer to? You can't get your geometry homework?" Rose asked.
"Nope. Take a look to your left." Angel said.
Rose turned her head to the left and saw Hiei and fell out of her seat.
"I know but I screamed because he was in MY house." Angel said.
"Man, what will YOUR parents say when they see a guy in this house?" Rose asked.
"Dad will probably go get his shotgun, shine it, and then try to shoot him. You know how my father is." Angel said, her voice serious.
"Overprotective, pervertive man." Rose said.
"Yup. My mother will freak out and think I'm not so 'innocent' like I've been. Sarah will be happy and Lyndsay will be glomp attacking him. My family is soo messed up." Angel said.
Hiei listened to all of this. He then got up and faced Angel.
"I need to somehow register for school." He said.
"NANI?!" Angel asked.
"You heard me human." Hiei said.
"Fine. Where's the papers I'll fill them out." She growled.
Hiei handed her the papers.
"Rose, lets pretend this is a fic. We need a name. And a good lie." Angel said with a smile.
"I have no clues." Rose said.
"Okay he'll be an exchange student from Japan. His parents are back in Japan and my family is his host family. Go get Sarah's Shonen Jumps so I can come up with a Japanese name." Angel listed.
Hiei watched the two authoresses come up with his 'profile' and everything.
"Man where's the issue about fire spirits?! Sarah hides the damn things all the time!!!" Angel whined while looking through all the Yu Yu Hakusho sections.
"Well at least your sister collects the Shonen Jump. This is helping a bit." Rose said while looking at Angel's small name list.
"Do you two usually take this long in planning a character?" Hiei asked.
"Nope it takes much longer. But I already have an idea." Angel said.
"Wait a minute Ang. I think we've been looking at the wrong manga series. I think it was in Shaman King. Because your sister won't shut up about it." Rose said.
Angel grabbed the Jumps and nearly ripped them apart to find it. Hiei saw Angel growl in frustration and smirked as Rose tried not to laugh.
"It's not funny Rose! I swear this is more difficult than my stories!!" Angel said while looking through the Japanese style comics.
"How many of these does your sister have?" Hiei asked.
"8 volumes so far." She replied while looking.
After an hour Angel put down the Jump she was looking in and slammed her fist on the table.
"Damn it! I can't find it!" She yelled.
"Uh ... Angel? I found two of the first issues." Rose said.
"I need an aspirin. I got a migraine now." Angel said while looking at the comics.
"Man I never knew that Sarah could be addicted to such things as these." Rose said handing Angel an aspirin.
"Well it IS my fault. But then she blames me for her yaoi reading." Angel muttered.
"She reads yaoi? Sick." Rose said.
"What's worse is she reads lemon too of yaoi. She forced me to read one and I had to keep my stomach in tact." Angel said as blue lines came to her face from the dreadful memory.
Hiei couldn't help but feel pity for the human girl form hearing the things she was saying about her sister.
"I got one!!!! FINALLY!!! Hono Kokoro!! Fire Spirit!" She yelled in glee.
"Well I think it seems like a girls name lets continue though." rose said.
"Hey its sounds masculine to me." Angel pouted as she put on Inu Yasha music.
"Hi, Hono . . .." Angel went on.
"Angel don't you have martial arts today?" Rose asked innocently.
"Yeah, why what time is it?" Angel asked while looking.
"It's 5:45." Rose replied.
"SHIT!!!!!! I'm going to be late!!!!" Angel yelled while running to her room to get into her gi.
"Shit shit shit shit shit shit. Where's my mouth guard, my gloves, my belt, and my shin pads . . .. " Angel panicked.
"Is she this forgetful all the time?" Hiei asked.
"She's just been going through a hard time." Rose said.
"I'll give you a ride home Rose lets go. I'll solve this prob when I get back." Angel said putting her stuff in a bag before grabbing her car keys.
"You don't have your permanent." Rose said.
"I don't care. Mom and dad let me." Angel said while grabbing Rose's hand.
"If you want to come Hiei you can but make up your mind quick." Angel said.
Hiei found amusement from watching the human girl run around trying to get her things. He went to the car and saw that Angel and Rose were ready to go. Angel dropped Rose off and was heading to her dojo.
"Man today is getting stranger and stranger if not weirder." Angel said while trying to put her hair up at a red light.
When she got to the dojo with Hiei behind her she had to do 30 push ups and 20 crunches for being a minute later. Hiei watched as the class laughed at her. When she was finished she joined with the rest of the class.
"Today students we'll start our weapons segment. We'll start with swords. Now who here has experience with a sword or has one at home?" The sensei asked.
Only three students besides Angel raised their hands.
"Alex you have sword skills?" The sensei asked.
"I was born in Shinjuku and for my first few years in Japanese school I took Kendo and swordsmanship classes." The boy said.
"Well then how about you and, Ms. Angel do you have experience with a sword?" The sensei asked.
"Not really but I know how to handle one." Angel answered hoping she could sword fight.
"Okay you and Alex duel." The sensei said.
The would-be opponents bowed and then unsheathed their swords.
"Begin!" The sensei commanded.
Although they were dull bladed swords when Angel got hit she was cut. She got back at the kid but knocking his sword out of his hands and holding the sword near his neck with a smile on her face. All the other students who were watching the duel applauded. She removed her sword form his neck and helped him up and bowed.
"Arigatou gozaimasu." They said in unison.
"There seems to be a lot of fire in you today Angel. Did you have a good day or something? You never do this well unless it's during testing?" The sensei asked.
"Iie sensei." Angel replied.
"Just spirited as you usually are." Sensei said.
The class was near it's end when Hiei watched the students try out new stances and sparring techniques.
"Now I want you all to spar in front of me so I can see if you all are prepared for testing." The sensei said.
Angel was put up against the tallest boy in the class who was 2 years older than she was. Hiei silently calculated that she would be beaten but just watched as the sparing match began.
The guy tried to reach out for Angel's hair but she spun and tripped the guy onto his back. She drop kicked him in the chest and waited for him to get up. The guy tried to punch her in the face but she ducked and punched him in the stomach making him stumble back and hold his stomach. The guy was able to get her in a bear hug like hold from behind. Angel closed her eyes and wrapped her leg around the guys and started fall back. When she felt the guy's hold loosen she broke away rolling forward and turned around facing the guy. Hiei was surprised at how she was able to get out of every hold. The guy was obviously worn down from using too much of his strength instead of his head to fight her. He was able to pin her but she knew what to do. She wrapped her ankle around his leg and rolled over. Now on top she punched the guy in the gut making him grunt as she got off and was ready to face him again.
"Okay, Angel you did well the match is over. Arnold you have to practice more." Sensei said.
Class ended and the sensei pulled Angel over. Hiei was waiting for her. Heard the sensei talk to her.
"For you being the only girl in this class you fight just as well as any of the guys. But I should say girls should be taking self defense classes like you are. I was just going to say I believe you're ready to test for green. You are a very dedicated student. Here have the sword you used. Here's a bandage for that cut on your face also. I'm very surprised that you know how to use a sword also. Well that's all, have a good evening." The sensei said.
"Domo arigatou gozaimasu Norm-sensei!" Angel said happily bowing to her teacher.
When she got to her car she couldn't stop smiling. Hiei tapped her shoulder to remind her that he was still there.
"Lets go home now." she said happily.
"Why are you so happy?" He asked.
"I accomplished something. I got myself a sword and I am qualified to test for green belt. I have much to be happy about." Angel said while starting to drive.
"Have you came up with a name for my papers?" Hiei asked.
"I did actually. How does 'Ho Kage' sound?" Angel asked.
"I like it." Hiei said.
"Well good. Now I just have to put that on your papers and you'll be ready to go to school." Angel said.
Oh boy . . . what will happen when she gets home?
