Teen Titans: Randomness...ness Chapter 6: On cometh Zelda....

Ello! hi everyone. Whats going on?...Well heres yet another chapter, even tho I havent gotten reviews for like the LONGEST time ever, but oh well. ^_^

The story starts out at the legend of Zelda Movie Rehearsal set.

Raven was checking out Link's costumes, Robbin was on the stage within the stage, Beastboy was looking around, and cyborg was just sitting on the stage-within-the-stage stage.

Raven-::at costume closet::...why are we here again?

Robbin-well the cartoon network co. wanted us to come here and well...to just be here.

Star-I blame all of this on the damned writer...er...I mean...uh....

Beastboy-Wow look theres a cafe!::runs to cafe::

Everyone runs to the cafe.

Everyone-::runs::

Once they were all there, Robbin did some serious looking around, and found the infamous button that had Link fall to the underground lair. (if you have NO idea of what Im talking about, go to my other story "The legend of Zelda: Movies Rehearsal" THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN a lot.) And yes as you should have guessed, Robbins dull and boring intellect (hmm...did I spell that right?)led him to press the button, causing Star to fall through the trap door.

Star immediately found all of the props used in the scene where Link finds copies of his "what?!" (hee hee) that malon had made. S ......woops meant to press "crtl + s" lol...okie back....to the story...

Star-Robbin?...I think I found some of those things you have in your room...::thinks:: what was it again...uh...::speaks out loud:: didoes?

Robbin-::makes embarrsed face:: (okay now I KNOW Im not spelling these words right...::sigh::)

Everyone looks at Robbin.

Raven-why do you disgrace your body with such things? ::points and stares::

Star walked around the room a bit, looking for the prize possession....that she did not know what it was yet....she found...an ocarina...

Star-::putting ocarina up to mouth:: oooooh, whats this, a musical instrument?...::looks at floor:: and what are these? ::finds ocarina scores::..."Bolero of Fire"?....hmm...well it shouldnt be too hard. ::plays song:: ::warps to someplace that she does not know...where...is...at....er...uh...

Well it ended up being the Death Mountian, and well she...died. See she was looking around and wondered why it was sooooo hot in there, and then she looked down, seeing lava, which she did not know WAS lava, and flew to it, thinking it was like...kool aid or summfin. yeah she died, but since I know there are people out there that ACTUALLY like her, ill let her live and re-vive her in the next chapter...(::coughs:: I ack like I own them.....I DOOOOOOOO NOT OWN THEM!!!...I repeat...I DO NOT OWN THEM!!!!)

LAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

While at the cafe, everyone just sat around and began reading lines off of the screenplay that they had found, it was lying on the coffee counter.

Beastboy-Hey guys look here, it says that in one scene link is dressed up as an owl and flys over here, then he changes his costume, and looks like one of those people from the play "Cats", pretty funny huh?

Raven-Pointless, more like it. ::flys off::

Robbin-...hey...::scootches over to beastboy:: are they any...kissing scenes?

Cyborg-::makes angry....yet curious face::

Beastboy-well...lets see, uh....no but there is a line that link says "hmm...lets see, it says here, 'Link walks up to Gannondorf and makes out with him'....MIDO?!", thats it.

Cyborg and Robbin-::looks at eachother:: ooooh really?

Beastboy-you guys aren't gonna get weird on ::looks around and see no one:: me again?

well they did, I dont want to go into detail....this story is g-rated.

Beastboy left the cafe, and walked onto the stage where Raven was at.

Raven-What do you want now, annoying mutt?

Beastboy-you dont have to be mean to me Raven, you know you love me.

Raven-::super gasp:: hoooooow darrrrrre you?! ::slaps beastboy::

LLLLAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

I needed some nitwit back in the story, and rather than have Malon here again (damn retard) I decided on having Star back.

and also The cast of Zelda returned to the set because they "could of sworn I heard squirrels", but they all knew they just wanted to meet the teen titans.

Link-::walks on stage:: OMG!!!!! IS THAT ROBBIN?! ::jumps up and down like little girl meeting some kind of teen pop group named something like...I dunno, "hi-guys" or something:: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

Saria-dude, calm down its just rob-

Link-shut your hole you little pretentious midget! ::slaps saria in face while running to robbin::

Saria-::mumbles words:: ga--ss-muther---fu***blah...

Nabooru-hmm...there is great spiritual presences here, why I could just sense the--

Ruto-Shut up you stupid lezbo-whore....Oh linky!!! ::follows link::

Nabooru-Bit--

Rauru-Dammit, again with the profanity, (check movie rehearsal story)what is wrong with todays socity?

Zelda-Dont blame the society, blame it on Martha stuart ::whispers and does shifty eyes:: the devil....ooooor just blame it on Bush, no one likes him anyway.

Saria-You act like you know anything about politics.

Zelda-Everyone knows about politics, its simple really.

Saria-exlpain it then.

Zelda-::gets all sweaty-like:: leave me alone ::walks away.

Nabooru-Then I guess its only us--

Saria-Leave me alone...you creep me out.

ack...Im sooooo tired, so ill just continue this later okay?

next chapter:

Chapter 7: Zelda...wtf is wrong with you?

oooookies I just needed something to give this story an extra little "spark" or summfin, so I put in Zelda...I hoped you liked it. some of the jokes refer to the movie rehearsal story to make sure to read some of that...I believe the 1st chapter to...the 7th ::laughs:: okie, I continue this later, byyyyyyesss...::waves bye::

~some guy