Disclaimer: I don't own any Artemis Fowl or Rurouni Kenshin Characters and
the "commercial" for Horizon Wireless© is absolutely fake, so you cannot
sue me.
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The Author of this fic, Arrow, was sitting, watching television for no particular reason at 4:00 in the morning. Through her parent's and brother's screams to turn it down and go to bed, she realized that she was now watching "How ring worms are extracted from a dog's belly".
"COOOOOL!!!!" she drooled, her eyes wide open and blank. But then it was interrupted by a commercial.
A mermaid was on the screen, talking on a phone. "I need a lot of time to talk on the phone. Why? I have no idea. What is a phone anyway? Horizon Wireless will give you 3,000,078 hours, FREE OF CHARGE! Why would you need this? YOU DON'T!!! So, sign up with our plan, which is free of all catches! (*guy with really fast voice* There are actually 456 catches in the plan) Horizon Wireless: We Never Stop Working For Poo." The Author looked blankly at the screen as the Mermaid was suddenly harpooned and captured by Captain Ahab.
"Mermaid!" Arrow said, goggling at the TV. The next commercial started with a little boy sitting in a chair, looking at the camera.
"Are you staying up late for no reason, watching TV?" The boy said.
"Yes, "The Author said, mesmerized.
"Do you have a crush on Himura Kenshin?"
"Yes," said the Author, squealing in delight.
"Did you just squeal with delight?"
"Yes!" The Author squealed again.
"THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING THIS SHOW!!!! TURN THE CHANNEL TO MY TALK SHOW WHERE EXCITING STUFF HAPPENS!!! THE HIMURA KENSHIN INTERVIEW TONIGHT!!!!!! THE ARTEMIS FOWL SHOW!!!"
"Sounds like a plan!" The Author yelled, causing her brother to come storming in with duck tape. "Hello Vincent! Want to watch TV with me?" The Author cried.
"No," Vin said, wrapping ducked tape around her face and turning down the volume on the television before stumbling back down the hall to bed.
"Hm-mhm mm." Arrow said, meaning, "Okay then" and turned back to the screen showing the Artemis Fowl Show. She gasped as Kenshin, the animated figure (Who is totally CUTE!!!! EEEEE!!!!!) from Rurouni Kenshin took a seat on a chair next to the host-boy.
Arrow, The Author of this fic didn't wait for another word, she swept out the door, running, full speed to the TV station in New York City, Pennsylvania. (She lived in California... )
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End of the Prologue. Hmm. That was obvious. Sorry Kelsey person, I.... Couldn't.... resist..... !!!! And yes, I am crazier than the average abnormal person, but I am also NOT, EMPHASIS ON NOT, a moron writing idiotic fics. If you noticed, there is actually, if you can believe it, a sentence structure that can compare to Jack London! HA!!! Okay, well, hopefully I'll kill Holly this time and not make Butler so weird and also torture Cayley. Be forewarned, I DO hate Holly. Reason: Only God knows. (And if there's no god... then..... I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!)
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The Author of this fic, Arrow, was sitting, watching television for no particular reason at 4:00 in the morning. Through her parent's and brother's screams to turn it down and go to bed, she realized that she was now watching "How ring worms are extracted from a dog's belly".
"COOOOOL!!!!" she drooled, her eyes wide open and blank. But then it was interrupted by a commercial.
A mermaid was on the screen, talking on a phone. "I need a lot of time to talk on the phone. Why? I have no idea. What is a phone anyway? Horizon Wireless will give you 3,000,078 hours, FREE OF CHARGE! Why would you need this? YOU DON'T!!! So, sign up with our plan, which is free of all catches! (*guy with really fast voice* There are actually 456 catches in the plan) Horizon Wireless: We Never Stop Working For Poo." The Author looked blankly at the screen as the Mermaid was suddenly harpooned and captured by Captain Ahab.
"Mermaid!" Arrow said, goggling at the TV. The next commercial started with a little boy sitting in a chair, looking at the camera.
"Are you staying up late for no reason, watching TV?" The boy said.
"Yes, "The Author said, mesmerized.
"Do you have a crush on Himura Kenshin?"
"Yes," said the Author, squealing in delight.
"Did you just squeal with delight?"
"Yes!" The Author squealed again.
"THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING THIS SHOW!!!! TURN THE CHANNEL TO MY TALK SHOW WHERE EXCITING STUFF HAPPENS!!! THE HIMURA KENSHIN INTERVIEW TONIGHT!!!!!! THE ARTEMIS FOWL SHOW!!!"
"Sounds like a plan!" The Author yelled, causing her brother to come storming in with duck tape. "Hello Vincent! Want to watch TV with me?" The Author cried.
"No," Vin said, wrapping ducked tape around her face and turning down the volume on the television before stumbling back down the hall to bed.
"Hm-mhm mm." Arrow said, meaning, "Okay then" and turned back to the screen showing the Artemis Fowl Show. She gasped as Kenshin, the animated figure (Who is totally CUTE!!!! EEEEE!!!!!) from Rurouni Kenshin took a seat on a chair next to the host-boy.
Arrow, The Author of this fic didn't wait for another word, she swept out the door, running, full speed to the TV station in New York City, Pennsylvania. (She lived in California... )
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End of the Prologue. Hmm. That was obvious. Sorry Kelsey person, I.... Couldn't.... resist..... !!!! And yes, I am crazier than the average abnormal person, but I am also NOT, EMPHASIS ON NOT, a moron writing idiotic fics. If you noticed, there is actually, if you can believe it, a sentence structure that can compare to Jack London! HA!!! Okay, well, hopefully I'll kill Holly this time and not make Butler so weird and also torture Cayley. Be forewarned, I DO hate Holly. Reason: Only God knows. (And if there's no god... then..... I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!)
