Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl, Rurouni Kenshin characters and don't
own Ms. "The Real Ami Potter"! OKAY??? BE HAPPY!!
Okay, let's see here, Hiya Ami person! YOU OF ALL LUCKY PEOPLE GET TO BE IN MY FIC!!! I always do this sorta stuff for my reviewers!! Unless they want me to eat a lemon meringue pie. *shudders and heaves into the toilet that was conveniently there*
Cayley: You are a big fat green/purple grape who should be placed in an ice rink all alone and de-shoed. BWAH HA HA HA!! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID TOMATO MONKEY!!! LET'S SEE YOU THAW YOUR FEET AFTER THAT!!!!!
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Artemis smiled and tapped his fingers together. "The Author should be here any moment! I know she can't resist Himura!!!!"
"Your right!" Arrow yelled right in his ear from behind him. Artemis jumped sky high and bashed into the ceiling. "That was so cool," she said, looking up at him as he yelled for Butler to get him down.
Butler left the camera and instantly pulled him down from the ceiling. Arrow watched, but then went over to Kenshin and sat on the arm of the chair, leaning back on him and his cute self. But then, suddenly, The Author fell back onto the chair instead of Kenshin. "EEIK!! KENSHIN!!! KENSHIN!!! WHERE'S KENSHIN??" She looked around and caught a glimpse of light yellow clothing in the middle of the TV show crew, with Kenshin draped, limp over the person's shoulder.
"You!" she screamed, realizing who she was, and sprinting after her. "GET BACK HERE AMI!!!!!" The Author roared. Arrow grabbed hold of Kenshin's hair, making him wake-up, yelling in annoyance. Ami laughed and ran faster. "NO YOU DON'T!!!!! NOT WHILE I'M AUTHOR!!!!"
Arrow jumped forward and clamped onto Ami's feet, making her fall down. "GIVE ME KENSHIN!!!!" Arrow yelled, pulling on Kenshin's hair.
"NEVER!!!!" Ami yelled and pulled on Kenshin's feet.
"ORORORORORORORORO!!!!!" Kenshin said, being pulled by both sides of his body.
But suddenly, the chunk of hair that Arrow was holding onto, came loose with a yell of pain from Kenshin.
"OW!!!! ARROW-DONO!!!! OWIE!!!" Ami took the moment to get away and grabbed hold of Kenshin's feet and dragged him out the door in a flash. The Author sta, defeated with some of Kenshin's red hair in her hand.
Arrow's lip trembled. Artemis came over to her and patted her on the shoulder in sympathy. All was quiet in the studio... and then.........
"WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The Author wailed, forcing Artemis and everyone to evacuate the building.
When the Author came out, her face puffy from crying, she looked at Artemis. "Artemis, we have a mission!" she said in determination.
"Hmm. Wonder what the mission is going to be about.... " Artemis said sarcastically, looking at Butler.
"WE MUST FIND KENSHIN AND ALSO A KFC FASTFOOD PLACE!!!" She bellowed, raising her fist. "ARE YOU WITH ME?????"
"No." Artemis said.
"Well your coming anyway." Arrow ordered. "LET US BE...... THE FELLOWSHIP OF HIMURA AND KFC!!!!"
"Oh really? Like in Lord Of The Rings?" Butler questioned.
"NO! Like in Star Trek, dum-dum!" Arrow roared, her clothes magically changing into warrior attire. "OF WE GO!!! FOLLOW THAT ROAD OF YELLOW BRICKS!!!!"
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ ALRIGHT!!! THE FELLOWSHIP IS OFF!!!! GO ME! GO ME! Who else of my reviewers wants to be in my fic? Ami, what color's your hair? Or should I just make up a color?
Okay, let's see here, Hiya Ami person! YOU OF ALL LUCKY PEOPLE GET TO BE IN MY FIC!!! I always do this sorta stuff for my reviewers!! Unless they want me to eat a lemon meringue pie. *shudders and heaves into the toilet that was conveniently there*
Cayley: You are a big fat green/purple grape who should be placed in an ice rink all alone and de-shoed. BWAH HA HA HA!! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID TOMATO MONKEY!!! LET'S SEE YOU THAW YOUR FEET AFTER THAT!!!!!
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Artemis smiled and tapped his fingers together. "The Author should be here any moment! I know she can't resist Himura!!!!"
"Your right!" Arrow yelled right in his ear from behind him. Artemis jumped sky high and bashed into the ceiling. "That was so cool," she said, looking up at him as he yelled for Butler to get him down.
Butler left the camera and instantly pulled him down from the ceiling. Arrow watched, but then went over to Kenshin and sat on the arm of the chair, leaning back on him and his cute self. But then, suddenly, The Author fell back onto the chair instead of Kenshin. "EEIK!! KENSHIN!!! KENSHIN!!! WHERE'S KENSHIN??" She looked around and caught a glimpse of light yellow clothing in the middle of the TV show crew, with Kenshin draped, limp over the person's shoulder.
"You!" she screamed, realizing who she was, and sprinting after her. "GET BACK HERE AMI!!!!!" The Author roared. Arrow grabbed hold of Kenshin's hair, making him wake-up, yelling in annoyance. Ami laughed and ran faster. "NO YOU DON'T!!!!! NOT WHILE I'M AUTHOR!!!!"
Arrow jumped forward and clamped onto Ami's feet, making her fall down. "GIVE ME KENSHIN!!!!" Arrow yelled, pulling on Kenshin's hair.
"NEVER!!!!" Ami yelled and pulled on Kenshin's feet.
"ORORORORORORORORO!!!!!" Kenshin said, being pulled by both sides of his body.
But suddenly, the chunk of hair that Arrow was holding onto, came loose with a yell of pain from Kenshin.
"OW!!!! ARROW-DONO!!!! OWIE!!!" Ami took the moment to get away and grabbed hold of Kenshin's feet and dragged him out the door in a flash. The Author sta, defeated with some of Kenshin's red hair in her hand.
Arrow's lip trembled. Artemis came over to her and patted her on the shoulder in sympathy. All was quiet in the studio... and then.........
"WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The Author wailed, forcing Artemis and everyone to evacuate the building.
When the Author came out, her face puffy from crying, she looked at Artemis. "Artemis, we have a mission!" she said in determination.
"Hmm. Wonder what the mission is going to be about.... " Artemis said sarcastically, looking at Butler.
"WE MUST FIND KENSHIN AND ALSO A KFC FASTFOOD PLACE!!!" She bellowed, raising her fist. "ARE YOU WITH ME?????"
"No." Artemis said.
"Well your coming anyway." Arrow ordered. "LET US BE...... THE FELLOWSHIP OF HIMURA AND KFC!!!!"
"Oh really? Like in Lord Of The Rings?" Butler questioned.
"NO! Like in Star Trek, dum-dum!" Arrow roared, her clothes magically changing into warrior attire. "OF WE GO!!! FOLLOW THAT ROAD OF YELLOW BRICKS!!!!"
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ ALRIGHT!!! THE FELLOWSHIP IS OFF!!!! GO ME! GO ME! Who else of my reviewers wants to be in my fic? Ami, what color's your hair? Or should I just make up a color?
