Disclaimer: I, Arrow Becket, Do swear that I, Arrow Becket, Do not own
Artemis Fowl characters or Rurouni Kenshin Characters, though, I, Arrow
Becket, Do enjoy stealing them and forcing them to be in my stories.
Have you ever read Becket anybody? It's a GOOD book!!!! Henry: The only man with any intelligence in this kingdom, IS AGAINST ME!!!! See? Told ja it was good! Hah, Henry? Henry: The only man with any intelligence in this kingdom, IS AGAINST ME!!!! Um. Yes. Okay. That's too true.....
Riiiight,
yeah, Mr. MORT man/ Coffe Luv, SURE YOU CAN BE IN THE FIC!!!!! I ALWAYS PUT PEOPLE WHO ASK IN THE FIC!!! Thank you for the review! Just hold on a while, k? Keep reminding me cause I have a short term memory....! Love the Mort thingy!! I'm sure Mort is a swell guy!!!
Chibi: AHHH!!! My psychiatrist and NOW, MY REVIEWERS!?!??!?! Stop tell me this!!! ^-^ thanks for reviewing!
Bizzie: er... sugar? Heh, yes.... (nervously) sugar..... I had sugarrrrr..... Thanks for de review!
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"Um, Ami-Dono... Do you REALLY have to keep me locked in this cage?" Kenshin asked, peeping at Ami through the bars of the small bird cage. "And, the fact that it's a parakeet cage is cruel Ami-Dono."
"Oh, pish-posh! Be a man Kenshin!!!" Ami said, looking at him with glee and watching TV at the same time.
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"Arrow. Do you know how to use any weapons? We might need them on our journey." Butler said, preparing to hand her a gun if nothing else.
"Hmmm. I take fencing classes, so I can use the sword and also.... I can use the---"
"Oh, let me guess!" Said Holly, appearing beside her, "The bow and arrow."
"Um. Well, the bow and fish sticks. I don't know what arrows are."
Butler stared at her for a while before giving her a sword, a bow and a bag of frozen fish sticks. The Author smiled and opened the bag, bringing out a frozen fish stick to chew on.
Butler stared at her for another moment before strapping a gun to his chest. "Let's go Artemis!" He hollered.
"I want a bow and arrow! I am pretty good at it! I swear!" Artemis whined.
"Fine, just get over here. We are going to travel now." Butler said.
"Yeah, yeah." Artemis muttered, dragging along his big stuffed fish and a water bottle.
AND SO THE FELLOWSHIP WAS OFF!!!!! PREPARED TO BATTLE EVEN THE MOST DEMONY OF DEMONS!!!!!! PREPARED TO WIN OVER THE SWAY OF EVILISH EVIL!!!!! PREPARED TO EAT EVEN THE MOST UNDERWEARY-TASTING FOODS!!!! PREPARED TO SAVE THE RED HAIRED SAMURAI WHICH ARROW THOUGHTLESSLY PLACED IN THE FIC!!!!
"So, uh, Author. Who is the kidnapper?" Artemis asked, lazily chewing on a plant leave and rubbing his cold hands together.
"She is the foulest of the fowls! She is one of my reviewers! She is the dreaded Ami Potter! It will not be a battle easily won. Her weakness is yet to be found." Arrow said in a deep, imposing voice. She suddenly made her clothes change into Robin Hood's clothes.
"So, we are rescuing Kenshin from one of your reviewers?" Holly said.
"Who said anything about reviewers?" Arrow asked, startled.
"You just did!" Holly shouted at her.
"What? I didn't say anything up till now!"
"Yeah you did! Why are you faking it?"
"What are you talking about Holly. I mean really... "
"GAH!!!!" Holly yelled in annoyance.
"We are near!!!" Butler yelled at everybody.
The fellowship approached the cave where she heard screams and pleas for mercy echoing off it's walls. "Quiet, now." Arrow whispered. She walked into the mouth of the rock and shouted out: "DING DONG!!!! ANYONE HOME???"
Ami jumped off of the couch and turned off the television which was showing a movie called the ring (which is so scary on the part where the girl is in the closet! MAN THAT'S SCARY!!! Cayley came over to my house and I talked her into seeing it with me, but I didn't know she was not a scary movie type person. But, um. Let's just say she WASN'T. And the part where the girl comes out of the television, I had to cover my eyes cause it was immensely scary. The part with the nail and the nail was really gross and that horse scared me a lot and also, just the part where they flash the girl running up the stairs after she's dead is REALLY scary! EEEIK!!! But I watched it like five times. (heh heh..))
Anyway. WOW. That was a thrilling chapter. Hey, if you've seen The Ring, tell me what part was the scariest for you when you review the story! I dunno why but I just liked the mystery to the movie, I didn't understand how they didn't die until like several months afterward......
Have you ever read Becket anybody? It's a GOOD book!!!! Henry: The only man with any intelligence in this kingdom, IS AGAINST ME!!!! See? Told ja it was good! Hah, Henry? Henry: The only man with any intelligence in this kingdom, IS AGAINST ME!!!! Um. Yes. Okay. That's too true.....
Riiiight,
yeah, Mr. MORT man/ Coffe Luv, SURE YOU CAN BE IN THE FIC!!!!! I ALWAYS PUT PEOPLE WHO ASK IN THE FIC!!! Thank you for the review! Just hold on a while, k? Keep reminding me cause I have a short term memory....! Love the Mort thingy!! I'm sure Mort is a swell guy!!!
Chibi: AHHH!!! My psychiatrist and NOW, MY REVIEWERS!?!??!?! Stop tell me this!!! ^-^ thanks for reviewing!
Bizzie: er... sugar? Heh, yes.... (nervously) sugar..... I had sugarrrrr..... Thanks for de review!
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"Um, Ami-Dono... Do you REALLY have to keep me locked in this cage?" Kenshin asked, peeping at Ami through the bars of the small bird cage. "And, the fact that it's a parakeet cage is cruel Ami-Dono."
"Oh, pish-posh! Be a man Kenshin!!!" Ami said, looking at him with glee and watching TV at the same time.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Arrow. Do you know how to use any weapons? We might need them on our journey." Butler said, preparing to hand her a gun if nothing else.
"Hmmm. I take fencing classes, so I can use the sword and also.... I can use the---"
"Oh, let me guess!" Said Holly, appearing beside her, "The bow and arrow."
"Um. Well, the bow and fish sticks. I don't know what arrows are."
Butler stared at her for a while before giving her a sword, a bow and a bag of frozen fish sticks. The Author smiled and opened the bag, bringing out a frozen fish stick to chew on.
Butler stared at her for another moment before strapping a gun to his chest. "Let's go Artemis!" He hollered.
"I want a bow and arrow! I am pretty good at it! I swear!" Artemis whined.
"Fine, just get over here. We are going to travel now." Butler said.
"Yeah, yeah." Artemis muttered, dragging along his big stuffed fish and a water bottle.
AND SO THE FELLOWSHIP WAS OFF!!!!! PREPARED TO BATTLE EVEN THE MOST DEMONY OF DEMONS!!!!!! PREPARED TO WIN OVER THE SWAY OF EVILISH EVIL!!!!! PREPARED TO EAT EVEN THE MOST UNDERWEARY-TASTING FOODS!!!! PREPARED TO SAVE THE RED HAIRED SAMURAI WHICH ARROW THOUGHTLESSLY PLACED IN THE FIC!!!!
"So, uh, Author. Who is the kidnapper?" Artemis asked, lazily chewing on a plant leave and rubbing his cold hands together.
"She is the foulest of the fowls! She is one of my reviewers! She is the dreaded Ami Potter! It will not be a battle easily won. Her weakness is yet to be found." Arrow said in a deep, imposing voice. She suddenly made her clothes change into Robin Hood's clothes.
"So, we are rescuing Kenshin from one of your reviewers?" Holly said.
"Who said anything about reviewers?" Arrow asked, startled.
"You just did!" Holly shouted at her.
"What? I didn't say anything up till now!"
"Yeah you did! Why are you faking it?"
"What are you talking about Holly. I mean really... "
"GAH!!!!" Holly yelled in annoyance.
"We are near!!!" Butler yelled at everybody.
The fellowship approached the cave where she heard screams and pleas for mercy echoing off it's walls. "Quiet, now." Arrow whispered. She walked into the mouth of the rock and shouted out: "DING DONG!!!! ANYONE HOME???"
Ami jumped off of the couch and turned off the television which was showing a movie called the ring (which is so scary on the part where the girl is in the closet! MAN THAT'S SCARY!!! Cayley came over to my house and I talked her into seeing it with me, but I didn't know she was not a scary movie type person. But, um. Let's just say she WASN'T. And the part where the girl comes out of the television, I had to cover my eyes cause it was immensely scary. The part with the nail and the nail was really gross and that horse scared me a lot and also, just the part where they flash the girl running up the stairs after she's dead is REALLY scary! EEEIK!!! But I watched it like five times. (heh heh..))
Anyway. WOW. That was a thrilling chapter. Hey, if you've seen The Ring, tell me what part was the scariest for you when you review the story! I dunno why but I just liked the mystery to the movie, I didn't understand how they didn't die until like several months afterward......
