Ok then, here is a fic I made up for Jack Savvy luv's fanfic challenge. In my opinion it is a load of drivel, but my friends seem to like it. Haven't a clue why though.....

I don't own Jack but I do own Mr Ferret, Mr Elf, the Possum and the boat, I mean ship! Well kinda .... do pink plastic ships you put in the bathtub count? Guess not then. I do own this idea, which only comes to you after spending three years in school in the company of my friends and graduating from the loony asylum WITH PADDED WALLS!! WOO YEH!!!!!!

Oh and if you really hate this fic blame my friends who told me to put this up on fanfic in the first place. And as I said last time, flames will be either A): Fed to my Fire-breathing-ferret or B): Used to set fire to my PE teacher.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 years in the future of POTC:

'WEE!!!!' said Jack, 'I am drunk, inhebrated you might say, oh me oh my, what a drunken man I am.'

Then Mr FERRET came along 'pip pip, what a wonderful evening to be drunk in' he said........then he buggered off in the other direction.

'Ere!!' said Jack drunkly, ' he stole my RUM!!! And my boat!!' The director whispers in his ear 'what?? Oh right, ship, my SHIP!!!'

' Hurry up then CAPTAIN!!' exclaimed a passing POSSUM ' we must catch Mr FERRET before he reaches the castle of lost souls!!!!' (There's always one)

Later:

'here we are at the castle of lost souls!! (Told ya) cried the POSSUM and look, there is a DRAGON about to kill us if we go past'

Just then the DRAGON shot a ball of cheesy smelling flame at the POSSUM!

'WEE!! I AM STILL DRUNK!!' said Jack.' I mean..........no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is dead!!'

A light came down and took the POSSUMS body up to the clouds

'HEY, I THOUGHT NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO DIE IN THIS?' said the director

'Oh', said FBF who was writing it,'ok then

so the clouds threw the POSSUM back down again

'I was not dead ' he said, ' I was SLEEPING!' I need to go to SLEEP again'

'Tough cheese mate' said Jack, who was still drunk by the way ' I want the Pearl back'

Suddenly an ELF danced past wearing a delightful outfit in green

'I am called Mr ELF' said the ELF ' I only wanted to borrow your SHIP ''Well that is alright then' said Jack' lets all have a party!!'

'YAY!!!' Said Jack, Mr FERRET, Mr ELF and the POSSUM, 'RUM!!'

THE END!!

Load of rubbish eh? Thought so. Oh well I don't care!!!!! And now, if you will excuse me, I have a fridge to raid. SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!

The Fire-breathing-ferret