Whoo Hoo! Chapter 2 Harry potter did a poo - Wow! that rhymes did u review yet? Well do it! *snorts*

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Monkeyman:

Neville was having a restless nights sleep. He rolled over and saw a little Monkeyman squating at the end of his bed. "my god your ugly." it said then jumped out the window.

"uh-huh."said Neville carelessy, but deep down he was hurt. Hurt and scarred for life.

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Japanese tourists:

Snape was taking a shower, when about 236 japanese tourists filed into the room and began taking photographs of him. "EE-AA-UHHUHU!" Snape screamed.

He suddenly slipped on a bar of soap and broke his back. "ouchies." he moaned and the tourists left.

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Frog:

Harry was bored and had decided to take up being a frog. He sat looking glum

In the Griffindor common room, continuously saying, "mmm. my live in Mecca." And getting odd looks from innocent, fragile, bewildered, unsuspecting, stinky first years.

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