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Sailor Moon Meets Pikachu

Hi! ^,^! Its Sailor Moon. I like to moon evil doers. I once mooned a guy in a car but he flicked me off so I only do that on Tuesdays.

Well anyway, im gonna tell you about how i met Pikachu.

I was walking down the street looking for someone to moon. Of course it was on a Tuesday. I got so bored that i pulled down my pants after a while because i got so bored. All of the sudden i heard a ruffle in the bush behind me and then i heard a giggle followed by someone saying "Pikachu, Pikachu." I was overjoyed when i knew someone had seen my sweet ass. i went to go see who it was so i could invite them back to my apartment. Well i walked over and looked inside. There was no one in there except for a yellow and black mouse. i began to get dissapointed when the mouse yelled, "Pikachu, Pikachu." This was the person who had seen me. I figured it couldnt be worse than the cow i did on Mars so i was happy. Well iasked him if he was satisfied and he just said Pikachu, Pikachu. Obviously he wanted to see me again so i pulled down my pants and he sniffed it and passed out. Well when he came back to conciensness i asked him again but he just said the same thing. I would have shown it again but he was making me mad so i asked him if he could say anything else but he just said Pikachu Pikachu. He wouldnt say anything else so i murdered him. As he died he said Damn you Mother fucker.