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The one where Ron dies:

6th years were going on a field trip to somewhere in southern France. The coach trip lasted 3 hours so Ron decided to start up his fave car song:

"1 man went to mow, went to mow a meadow 1man and his dog woof woof! went to mow a meadow!

2 men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, 2 men, 1 man and his dog woof woof! went to mow a meadow!

3 men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his dog woof woof! went to mow a meadow..."

2 hours later Ron was still enthusiastically singing:

"1452 men went to mow a meadow, 1452 men, 1451 men, 1451 men, 1450 men-"

At this point Seamus Finnegan was curled up in a ball whimpering, Hermione was silently crying and Draco was rocking backwards and forwards saying repeditily,

"Everything's gonna be all right..." Just then Harry jumped up and screamed,

"aaaoooreeeedahahahaha!!! Will you shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuuuuuuuuup. I can't take it any more! Avadakedava!"

Ron died. Everyone celebrated. Harry spent the rest of the trip doing what Harry's do best. Sticking their heads in blueberry pies and saying, "MMMMMMMMM. Blueberry pie."

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Seamus Finnegan and the deadly cup of tea:

Seamus yawned. He had barley slept because of a terrifying dream where he was being chased by peanuts. He took a swig from his cup of tea which said to him loudly,

"DIE, FINNIGAN CHILD, DIE!" And sucked him into the mug.

"Ak! Help me I'm drowning in a deadly cup of tea!" Thankfully, at the time Jesus was passing and saved Seamus. It was a miracle and the little Finnegan child lived to tell the tale. *wipes tear from eye*

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Teehee! i killed off Ron but do not fret Ronny will return...in ghost form! mwahahaha! So please review, inspire and encourage me 2 write on fellow hobbits!!!! Any one for bingo??? 39!