Hey'all! neway did u review and if u didn't do it! Now these chapters contain moles and Pokemon cards so there will evidently be a lot of violence that you must not try at home.

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ALBUS DUMBLEDORES ENCOUNTER WITH THE FAT MOLE OF DOOM:

Albus dumbledore was sitting in his office writing a love letter to his one true love who cannot be told to the innocent public at this precise moment in time.

Suddenly a big fat mole jumped through the window and began tapdancing.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOODIES!" said Dumbledore, clapping his hands rhythmically.

"Mwahahahaha I am the mole of doom you idiot! Now you must die a very painful, terrible, sorrowful death!"

Dumbledore almost died painfully, terribly and sorrowfully if it were not for Fawkes who nibbled the moles head off.

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RONS OBSESSION WITH POKEMON CARDS AND JAM: (jelly USA....duh)

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" said Ron, spreading jam over his pokemon cards and taking a large bite from one. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." he repeated.

Just then Harry walked in and gasped, "What in the name of blueberry pie is going on here???"

"I'm eating jam with Pokemon cards, what does it look like? You want one?"

"um....OK!" Harry replied, thrilled at the invitation. So the 2 complete weirdos ate pokemon cards lonnnnnnnngggggggggg into the night...

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HARRY'S WRINKLY, 3FT TALL, BALD TWIN:

Harry was sitting in the Gryffindor common room, quietly doing homework when a small wrinkly, 3ft tall, bald man jumped in through the window.

"Hello, Harry!" He said smiling ecstatically.

"Hi!" Harry replied. " I like blueberry pie!"

" Gee! me too! do you know why Harry Potter? Because I am your twin."

Harry fell to his knees and yelled towards the ceiling, "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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