OK!!!! please check out my new fic witch was written by myself and Sheen Rox. It's called the mentalists guide to the lord of the rings! I think its one of the funniest things we've ever written!

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ALGAL POISINING:

6th years were having their charms class when Harry fell off his seat with a loud thud.

"ARG!" He groaned. "I think I have Algal poisoning."

(don't ask. Algal poisoning is something to do with shellfish...Stop staring! *shrugs n walks out*)

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RON'S RETURN:

Hermione and Harry were doing potions homework in the common room, when Ron's ghost floated through the wall opposite.

"Hey guys................guess who's back?!?!" He said.

Hermione merely shrugged and Harry fell off his seat and screamed, "ARG! I think I have algal poisoning!"

Ghostish Ron pouted and went to play ping-pong with his ghosty friends.

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I WANT THE PINECONE:

It was a fine autumn day and Harry and Hermione and ghosty Ron, stupidly enough, went for a stroll in the forbidden forest.

They suddenly realised they were being chased by a giant monkey called Petey who was going to bite their heads off.

"AAAAAAHHHH! were being chased by a giant monkey called Petey who is going to bite our heads off! RRRRRRRRRRRUN!!!"

They all began running as fast as they could until Ron stopped at a pinecone tree.

"Ron, c'mon we have to keep running!"

"But.........I..........I want the pinecone!!!"

Hermione sighed, "Hurry up then!!"

Ron scrambled up the tree and collected a few well chosen pinecones. " YAY! Pinecones!" He shrieked delightedly. Just then there was a loud CRUNCH!!! Ron had his head bitten off and died for the 2nd time that week by the giant monkey called Petey.

Hermione screamed and turned to flee, leaving Harry to fall over and Yell: "ARG!!! I think I have algal poisoning."

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