Thank every1 for their reviews and would like to dedicate story no. 1 and 2 to Elaine, Lara and Anna who make history lessons so much more fun! The Daily kelp! That's funny Lara! *laughs* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RANDOMNESS:

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" said Malfoy as he ate lumps of cheese. Hermione walked past and slapped him over the back of the head, before doing the same to Ron.

"Ouchies!" Said Ron and began to cry. We swivel over to Harry who immediately begins to play the ukulele.

"I am a squid!" Suzy walks in.

"I am feeling rather Random and can't be bothered to think of a main story line for this...." *dies**Ron dies**Snape dies**Dumbledore sings titanic**everyone looks scared**Harry laughs maniacally and sets evil penguins on Dumbledore*

"Der was no need for dat." said Albus as penguins devoured his hat. Gilderoy entered beaming. "I know declare myself as......... The Mole!" Harry looks gormless. Then laughs again. "Mwahahahahahahahahahaha attack penguins, attack!" *Penguins attack*

TEEHEE:

The whole of Hogwarts students were packed tightly into a pointy looking church. The vicar stood at the main alter and bagan to say solemnly:

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today......... To play with Harrys scarf!" Everyone plays with Harrys scarf. Harry looks scared.

HARRY'S DIARY ENTERY3:

Today has been rather unusual. I was sitting at breakfast reading the daily Teehee when I realised....... I am a monkey. *Grins* Yarg! Sinmad, madman of the six seas............ Feeling hyper......... feeling hyper.......... TeeHee! *laughs manically*

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Ackies!!! I hope you enjoyed. I am feeling Hyper at the mo. And also kinda sick. I should lie down or eat something................... Review! *waves banana*