Ok, please forgive me if these make no sense as I am drinking bud ok?! Yes I did manage to smuggle one out of my mother.......Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!! Good lord, it's a dog.

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HARRY SELLS HIS SKUNK:

Harry was putting flyers up all around the school that read; Please adopt my skunk. His name is Gary. He is very loveable and enjoys ice skating in his spare time. Please, have a heart! Also, pardon him if he fart's or passes wind, as he is high on cannabis. contact, Harry potter in the Gryffindor common room or: 077992437433

Gary began to cry. "*cries* Don't you love me Harry?"

"No."

THE BEST POTIONS LESSON EVA:

Snape was being his usual freaky natured loserish self and was shouting at people who had got their swelling solution wrong.

"Harry Potter!" He screamed. "This is crappy! Your solution is supposed to be yellow!"

"No," replied Harry pointing to the book. "It's meant to be blue. Which mine is."

"Oh." said Snape looking uncomfortable.

'Must.....fight urge.....to rub it in..........his face......' Thought Harry, straining.

"Well, um, sorry. Good work." Continued Snape, then left.

Harry's thoughts dwelt on; 'Must rub.......something in some....ones face.....!'

He then noticed Neville had fallen into a coma and said, "How's the coma going for ya buddy?"

'Much better!'

LOSERS:

Everyone sat around the Gryffindor common room looking sorry for them selves.

"I'm such a loser." said Ron. "I'm scared of spiders."

Harry continued and said "I'm such a loser, cos Cho won't go out with me any more...."

"I'm a loser too. I failed Kindergarten." Cried Neville.

"Well I am a loser as well!" Carried on Angelina Johnson. "I have dreams about me and Harry getting married, then both turning into cheese.........."

"What about me? I'm a loser cos I adopted Gary......" Said Seamus.

They all agreed that Seamus was the biggest loser, whilst Gary passed wind.

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Oh good god it's school tomorrow.........I'm not gonna be pissed am I? Oh well! hope u enjoyed! Now review please!