Sorry this took so long..... I was, um, eating cheese! *laughs*
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HARRY AND THE SQUID:
Harry was enjoying his little bath time, playing with a rubber ducky, when a squid rose up in front of him. It was wearing a tophat and a twirling a baton.
"EEKIES!" cried Harry.
"Hello, Harry Potter, I am a squid!"
"Yes I can see that." said Harry.
"But I am also............... your father!"
"No you're not." Harry replied.
The squid began to mope and left crying. "Gee, Harry, that wasn't nice." said ghosty Ron.
"Eekies!"cried Harry again.
BABY PIGEONS:
"Yo Harry, ever seen a baby pigeon before?" asked Dumbledore, questioningly.
"Erm, no actually, have you?" Harry retorted.
Dumbledore considered. "No." He finally decided, but seeing Harry had departed, he turned and cheesily grinned at the audience. "Think about it boys and girls....... have you ever seen a baby pigeon?"
MORE RANDOMNESS:
Lockhart and Filch were having a jolly good game of croquet in the broom closet, when Harry entered with Ron.
" 'Scuse one!" said Ron. "but has anyone seen my bucket?"
At this statement, Lockhart did an odd jig, swinging his arms, left and right whilst singing something about Christmas on the beach of wi-kiki........... don't ask.
"Teehee!" cried Harry, manically. This seemed to annoy Filch, who jumped on Harry's face and began clawing out his eyes.
"Ow my eyesies!" Harry yelped. After that, Harry's eyes were bloodshot for about a week, and Filch felt rather ashamed inside.
"Holy potatoes!"
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I will rule the world, one day, yes precious- I mean hello! Now go review, you, you, monkeys!! I'd like to thank, El, Lara and............TIM BUSHMAN!
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HARRY AND THE SQUID:
Harry was enjoying his little bath time, playing with a rubber ducky, when a squid rose up in front of him. It was wearing a tophat and a twirling a baton.
"EEKIES!" cried Harry.
"Hello, Harry Potter, I am a squid!"
"Yes I can see that." said Harry.
"But I am also............... your father!"
"No you're not." Harry replied.
The squid began to mope and left crying. "Gee, Harry, that wasn't nice." said ghosty Ron.
"Eekies!"cried Harry again.
BABY PIGEONS:
"Yo Harry, ever seen a baby pigeon before?" asked Dumbledore, questioningly.
"Erm, no actually, have you?" Harry retorted.
Dumbledore considered. "No." He finally decided, but seeing Harry had departed, he turned and cheesily grinned at the audience. "Think about it boys and girls....... have you ever seen a baby pigeon?"
MORE RANDOMNESS:
Lockhart and Filch were having a jolly good game of croquet in the broom closet, when Harry entered with Ron.
" 'Scuse one!" said Ron. "but has anyone seen my bucket?"
At this statement, Lockhart did an odd jig, swinging his arms, left and right whilst singing something about Christmas on the beach of wi-kiki........... don't ask.
"Teehee!" cried Harry, manically. This seemed to annoy Filch, who jumped on Harry's face and began clawing out his eyes.
"Ow my eyesies!" Harry yelped. After that, Harry's eyes were bloodshot for about a week, and Filch felt rather ashamed inside.
"Holy potatoes!"
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I will rule the world, one day, yes precious- I mean hello! Now go review, you, you, monkeys!! I'd like to thank, El, Lara and............TIM BUSHMAN!
