TEEHEETEEHEE!!!!!!! Guess who's back. Me!!!! With more garbledness, but first, my thankyou's:

Sheen Rox: Nyoink, nyoink, nyoink! I mean you are loyal and I love you and keep posting and keep reading and keep reviewing and ill keep writing and maybe come to your funeral!

The American Slytherin: Funny isn't it?! Well I made it up, of course it is! HAHAHAHA! I love you dude, Keep with the R&R! Thanx!

Joey: Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou! Enjoy life, read and review sum more and never drink and drive no matter what the beaver says!

Ok here we go:

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HARRY AND THE MONKEY:

Ron yawned at the breakfast table, at looked at Harry. Harry was pouring himself some juice and was singing. He had a monkey on his head.

"Harry!" cried Ron's ghost. "There's a monkey on your head!" Harry began to cry and ran around the great hall screaming,

"GETITOFF, GETITOFF, GETITOFF!"

"Wait," Ron's ghost said. "Hold still." He killed the monkey with extreme prejudice.

FLITWICKS DINOSAUR:

Flitwick entered the great hall and cried: "Students! Prepare to die, along with you sneaks!" He pointed at his colleagues. He whistled and a manic dinosaur sprinted in, snarling ferociously. Too bad it was only, like, 3 cm. Malfoy stood on it.

"Oh, sorry!" He said. "Was that someone's dinosaur?" Everyone laughed. Flitwick cried.

EVEN MORE RANDOMNESS:

Harry and Hermione were playing chess.

"This is soooooooo lame." Harry moaned.

"Harry, you shouldn't say that. Chess and other mind games help develop your brain!" Hermione snapped. Just then Ron's ghost floated through the wall.

"Hey y'all!" Everyone ignored him. He cried and sang, " A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p....etc" Seamus shook his head.

"That guys got a screw loose....."

"bolognaise and a fgtymtnuftrynk!" Dean agreed. Parvati and Lavender entered. Lavender held an atomic bomb. BOOM. Everyone died. Jerry Springer popped up in the Common room and said

"And now for my final thought- Gahminyu!"

"Mwahahahahahahahaha and fgtymtnuftrynk!" Dean cried, and throttled Jerry Springer. My grandma cried, and brought them all back to life with salamander. AHAHA! Salamanders.

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YAY!!! My Grandma does actually like Jerry Springer. Hmmm. Somebody has to! Any way hope u liked and I'm goin to recommend My M8, Sheen rox's fics cos they rule! Now review people!