Elaine, IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Hate you. You ninny. Anyway here is chapter
thirteen... I think.... Nargles!
Elaine: You rule! You're the best! Thankyou so much for being so amazingly fantastic!
Joey: Hey, Yeah I love em 2! So, Sheen Rox says you wanna marry me.... Sorry short stuff, Already engaged to sum1! But keep r'n'ring, sweetheart!
Sweetangel2592: Oh, thanx for reviewing, glad you, like, peed yourself with laughter! Keep reading!
Anthony: You didn't review did you? Oh well, U r engaged to me and will listen to every damn word I say! Aw I luv ya really, did u know that Steff fancies Grant? No, really!
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NECTARINES:
Harry was sitting in history of magic when Malfoy bounded in.
"Look!" He cried, "A monkey!" Harry looked. Malfoy stole Harry's nectarine.
"You, sir!" Harry retorted, "are nothing but an Aggrivias, Brutalius, Duplicitous, Larcenous Ursine." Malfoy cried.
"Hnhg.....huygfdt....gdeatdn...jgyurgh!" Said Professor Binns angrily.
EVEN MORE RANDOMNESS:
Harry was sitting in his dormitory listening to Hilary Duff when Ron entered. Harry quickly turned off his music.
"Hi Ron!" He said casually. "I wasn't listening to Hilary Duff....."
"Suit yourself Hairy." Answered Ron.
"Don't call me that!" Just then Snape entered.
"Did I hear the name Hilary Duff?" He asked intrigued. He than began dancing and singing. "Cause True love lasts forever, and now where back together...."
"Erm....Snapey......That's Busted....." Harry said.
"But there still mega cool!" Ron added.
"Oh my God...." Said Hermione as she entered. "What Losers....." Every one jumped when the saw Hermione.
"What happened to you?" Harry asked, higher than normal. Hermione was dressed all in black, with a gaunt white face, and had died her black too. She had black crosses around her neck, and black flames up one side of the powdered face. Everyone sniggered.
"She's a *substitute* flipping *substitute* Goth!"
"Shut up, ok? Its my choice, my own!" She left. Everyone laughed again.
HARRY'S DIARY ENTERY5:
Hello everyone, Oh crap I've ran out of pape-
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Well that was fun! *Kicks *Substitute* Ali Care *Substitute* in the bleeding head* I. AM. NOT. A. GOTH. GOT. IT? YOU. FUCKING. CHARVE. OH AND HONEY, LOSE THE BURBERRY, IT REALLY SUX. Showed her. If your American, don't ask what a charve is, I tried explaining it to my American mate Dan on holiday. You don't have them in the USA. Now review, sorry, bit of anger management there!
Elaine: You rule! You're the best! Thankyou so much for being so amazingly fantastic!
Joey: Hey, Yeah I love em 2! So, Sheen Rox says you wanna marry me.... Sorry short stuff, Already engaged to sum1! But keep r'n'ring, sweetheart!
Sweetangel2592: Oh, thanx for reviewing, glad you, like, peed yourself with laughter! Keep reading!
Anthony: You didn't review did you? Oh well, U r engaged to me and will listen to every damn word I say! Aw I luv ya really, did u know that Steff fancies Grant? No, really!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
NECTARINES:
Harry was sitting in history of magic when Malfoy bounded in.
"Look!" He cried, "A monkey!" Harry looked. Malfoy stole Harry's nectarine.
"You, sir!" Harry retorted, "are nothing but an Aggrivias, Brutalius, Duplicitous, Larcenous Ursine." Malfoy cried.
"Hnhg.....huygfdt....gdeatdn...jgyurgh!" Said Professor Binns angrily.
EVEN MORE RANDOMNESS:
Harry was sitting in his dormitory listening to Hilary Duff when Ron entered. Harry quickly turned off his music.
"Hi Ron!" He said casually. "I wasn't listening to Hilary Duff....."
"Suit yourself Hairy." Answered Ron.
"Don't call me that!" Just then Snape entered.
"Did I hear the name Hilary Duff?" He asked intrigued. He than began dancing and singing. "Cause True love lasts forever, and now where back together...."
"Erm....Snapey......That's Busted....." Harry said.
"But there still mega cool!" Ron added.
"Oh my God...." Said Hermione as she entered. "What Losers....." Every one jumped when the saw Hermione.
"What happened to you?" Harry asked, higher than normal. Hermione was dressed all in black, with a gaunt white face, and had died her black too. She had black crosses around her neck, and black flames up one side of the powdered face. Everyone sniggered.
"She's a *substitute* flipping *substitute* Goth!"
"Shut up, ok? Its my choice, my own!" She left. Everyone laughed again.
HARRY'S DIARY ENTERY5:
Hello everyone, Oh crap I've ran out of pape-
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Well that was fun! *Kicks *Substitute* Ali Care *Substitute* in the bleeding head* I. AM. NOT. A. GOTH. GOT. IT? YOU. FUCKING. CHARVE. OH AND HONEY, LOSE THE BURBERRY, IT REALLY SUX. Showed her. If your American, don't ask what a charve is, I tried explaining it to my American mate Dan on holiday. You don't have them in the USA. Now review, sorry, bit of anger management there!
