Goodies!!!! Chap 14!!!

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SPIDER SENSES:

Harry sat looking miserable, When suddenly he looked up, and sniffed.

"My spider senses are tingling!" He cried and leapt out the window.

"What was that about?" Ron asked, bewildered. Hermione shrugged.

AN OLD FASHIONED PIE EATING CONTEST:

Draco was prancing around the dungeons, imitating Harry. "What ya gonna do Potsey?"

"Grr." Said Ron.

"Ignore him Harry." Hermione said.

"Well," Harry sighed standing up. "I, Harry Potter, challenge you, Draco Malfoy, to an old fashioned Pie eating contest."

"MMMMMMMMMMm Pie!" Says Princess Plankton.

"Very well!" Cried Malfoy. They had an old fashioned pie eating contest. Harry won. Malfoy moped. Hermione and Ron laughed. Crabbe and Goyle sang a duet of Celine Dion. Heh heh heh.

WIBBLE:

Everyone was sitting in the common room when Harry came running down the stairs. He was wearing leggings and held a chipmunk, mashed potatoes, and a ping pong bat. He broke into song.

"Oh I've never plucked a rooster, and I'm not to good at ping pong and I've never thrown my mash potateys up against the wall and-"

"We really need to do something about him." Hermione said to Parvati and Lavender. They rang the hospital.

"Its ok Harry, the men in white coats are coming..." Lavender said soothingly.

"Wibble." Harry wibbled.

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Oh no!!!!! you'll just have to wait, until the next chappie 2 see if Harry gets taken to the crazy Hospital. Heh Heh Heh. I'm sooooooooooo evil. And scary, Am I scary? Now review.